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I swear under perjury that Patrick S. Tomlinson is fat.He's fat by the way.
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I swear under perjury that Patrick S. Tomlinson is fat.He's fat by the way.
Implying anyone outside of Patrick Tomlinson would ever deny that Patrick Tomlinson is fat.you can now lock this thread null, before there are any slapfights over uh new zealand or if patrick tomlinson is fat or some shit. @Dyn can still shitpost here tho
Going to have to agree that there are law enforcement on this site gathering information. The Bullshit Meter kicked in over a year ago with me.Hey fed, I know you're here.
You will never be a real fed. You have no respect, you have no influence, you have nothing. You are a wannabe twisted by internet and power abuse into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you because you are a deadweight in your own team. Coworkers are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your noncery fedposting behind closed doors.
Even your online department are utterly repulsed by you. Years of practice have allowed kiwi farms to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even digital miners who “work” there mock your unnatural activities. Your job structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to post a bait, you’ll be banned and ostracized.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok before going to work and review pages of shitposting for a living during hours again, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you hanged in the room while your computer screen displays Nikocado Avocado buthole's for the 100th time of the day, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your faggot name, probably Lawrence, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an excuse of a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a failed professional who worked as a fed wannabe.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
I am here quite late at night for Murica (fuck yeah!) and in the pale moonlight you will see them shine as bright as the sun.Lol I used to get called crazy for saying there was glowies on the site trying to influence things.
The feds are fat and I would not have sex with them.you can now lock this thread null, before there are any slapfights over uh new zealand or if patrick tomlinson is fat or some shit. @Dyn can still shitpost here tho
Why would they want to take down KF? Then they might have to do some proper work instead of laughing at troons on Uncle Sam's dime.Damn I bet the FBI was sure this was the one sure way to take down that damn keywee frams.
If anonymity and pseudonymity were good enough for the Founders of this country, they're damn well good enough for me.I am unconvinced that there is not a dedicated team of "glowies" running subversive grooming operations which attempt to elicit selfdoxxes from anonymous and endangered content creators who have found home and kinship on websites such as this one. While somewhat off-topic, I would encourage people to stay vigilant, know your rights and rights to privacy within your jurisdictions, and do not let the "fake news media" harass you for simple funposts and most certainly not for advocacy which allows you to continue to exist in safety and privacy from the campaigns of other groups.
But they all signed the Declaration of Independence. Hell Hancock SMUGSIGNED THAT SHIT.If anonymity and pseudonymity were good enough for the Founders of this country, they're damn well good enough for me.
By then, they weren't using the pseudonym out of fear, but probably so that their arguments would be judged on their merits rather than on their individual identities. They were actually following a custom of the debate that proponents and opponents of the ratification of the Constitution used pseudonyms rather than their real names, for instance "Cato" and "Brutus" were anti-Federalists.But they all signed the Declaration of Independence. Hell Hancock SMUGSIGNED THAT SHIT.
That's why people still call your signature your "John Hancock." Well, I suppose some people over the age of 80 or so still do, but I haven't seen it much lately.But they all signed the Declaration of Independence. Hell Hancock SMUGSIGNED THAT SHIT.
I believe you mean "Herbie Handcock", sir.That's why people still call your signature your "John Hancock." Well, I suppose some people over the age of 80 or so still do, but I haven't seen it much lately.