2022-06-22 - FBI Wisconsin: Grand Jury Subpoena

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Hey fed, I know you're here.

You will never be a real fed. You have no respect, you have no influence, you have nothing. You are a wannabe twisted by internet and power abuse into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you because you are a deadweight in your own team. Coworkers are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your noncery fedposting behind closed doors.
Even your online department are utterly repulsed by you. Years of practice have allowed kiwi farms to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even digital miners who “work” there mock your unnatural activities. Your job structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to post a bait, you’ll be banned and ostracized.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok before going to work and review pages of shitposting for a living during hours again, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you hanged in the room while your computer screen displays Nikocado Avocado buthole's for the 100th time of the day, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your faggot name, probably Lawrence, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an excuse of a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a failed professional who worked as a fed wannabe.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Going to have to agree that there are law enforcement on this site gathering information. The Bullshit Meter kicked in over a year ago with me.
 
I am unconvinced that there is not a dedicated team of "glowies" running subversive grooming operations which attempt to elicit selfdoxxes from anonymous and endangered content creators who have found home and kinship on websites such as this one. While somewhat off-topic, I would encourage people to stay vigilant, know your rights and rights to privacy within your jurisdictions, and do not let the "fake news media" harass you for simple funposts and most certainly not for advocacy which allows you to continue to exist in safety and privacy from the campaigns of other groups. Nonetheless, if there indeed are users on this forum who are engaging in such illegal and frankly despicable practices as the feds are alleging of the banned user this thread was created in reference to, know that you have forsaken those who would have walked with you as one. In conclusion, although Null is somewhat of a questionable site manager, I continue to support his reign as he has handled this complaint with utmost dignity and respect for the rule of law, and I see no particular reason to offend him for sharing a difficult allegation against a former member whose reputation is now affected. He is juggling multiple immense and weighty balls here; let's go easy on him for a while.
 
I am unconvinced that there is not a dedicated team of "glowies" running subversive grooming operations which attempt to elicit selfdoxxes from anonymous and endangered content creators who have found home and kinship on websites such as this one. While somewhat off-topic, I would encourage people to stay vigilant, know your rights and rights to privacy within your jurisdictions, and do not let the "fake news media" harass you for simple funposts and most certainly not for advocacy which allows you to continue to exist in safety and privacy from the campaigns of other groups.
If anonymity and pseudonymity were good enough for the Founders of this country, they're damn well good enough for me.
 
It makes one wonder how many federal agents are on Kiwifarms now? Either observing and documenting posters or outright attempting to bait and provoke, groom and manipulate.

Could…any of us be federal agents. Could Null? The mods?

Spooky.
 
But they all signed the Declaration of Independence. Hell Hancock SMUGSIGNED THAT SHIT.
By then, they weren't using the pseudonym out of fear, but probably so that their arguments would be judged on their merits rather than on their individual identities. They were actually following a custom of the debate that proponents and opponents of the ratification of the Constitution used pseudonyms rather than their real names, for instance "Cato" and "Brutus" were anti-Federalists.
But they all signed the Declaration of Independence. Hell Hancock SMUGSIGNED THAT SHIT.
That's why people still call your signature your "John Hancock." Well, I suppose some people over the age of 80 or so still do, but I haven't seen it much lately.
 
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