Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Nobody has mentioned this on here before from the looks of it so I thought it should be mentioned:

Keffals has a new account: @keffaltwt What's weird is that the account has 130K followers and from what I've read, keffals bought it from the previous user who ran the account. I don't know what gimmick or joke account it was, as it's followed by a lot of gimmick accounts. My best guess is that it's something Kirby or Nintendo-related, but I wouldn't know.

https://twitter.com/keffaltwt
 
Apparently this is the Chicago shooter.

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Fan of Keffals? He has to have a KF thread right?
 
Nobody has mentioned this on here before from the looks of it so I thought it should be mentioned:

Keffals has a new account: @keffaltwt What's weird is that the account has 130K followers and from what I've read, keffals bought it from the previous user who ran the account. I don't know what gimmick or joke account it was, as it's followed by a lot of gimmick accounts. My best guess is that it's something Kirby or Nintendo-related, but I wouldn't know.

https://twitter.com/keffaltwt
He really, really cares a lot about those Twitter numbers. It's almost like those are his most obvious vulnerability.
 
Cow Crossover with Quinton Reviews:
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Imagine being this desperate for Quarter Pounder's attention. Like, he's not going show up on your stream, Lucas. He's more likely to block him, than talk to him on stream.
They're so desperate for relevance.

And I think I figured out why. Spoiler'd for autistic mathsperging
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They had only 16k followers as of under a year ago, but now has 108358. Their account has grown by 91625, in 221 days, or 415 followers a day, every day, nonstop. Someone's buying followers.

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Comparing their engagement to back in november, they have actually had LESS interactions, putting them into the bottom rung for user engagement on twitter. They have followers, but less and less people interact with their tweets, and more people just sit and follow.


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Since the beginning of the month, these are all the tweets. Almost all of them will have little to no traction, but then suddenly one will shoot up in popularity out of nowhere. Probably seeking drama and fighting to gain some relevance that mathematically isn't there.

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And going through the last 100 tweets, one or two comments to random people but they keep obsessing with TheQuartering like they had a bad breakup. It reeks of clout chasing, and didn't even register on the graph above for today.

I don't know what other conclusion to come to besides keffals is irrelevant unless they're stirring up drama.
 
I can only hope that Lucas's fans walk away from his cult and begin the process of healing before they do something that would otherwise damage them for the rest of their days.
If a certain other Catboy-ranch-farming, woman-despising, transgender-porn-loving, bridge-burning, drama-binging political extremist cult leading manlet is anything to go by, a lot of people are going to end up getting hurt and permanently damaging themselves in the fallout of his downward spiral, no matter how much effort people put into trying to pull them out before it happens.
 
Nobody has mentioned this on here before from the looks of it so I thought it should be mentioned:

Keffals has a new account: @keffaltwt What's weird is that the account has 130K followers and from what I've read, keffals bought it from the previous user who ran the account. I don't know what gimmick or joke account it was, as it's followed by a lot of gimmick accounts. My best guess is that it's something Kirby or Nintendo-related, but I wouldn't know.

https://twitter.com/keffaltwt
Looks like he changed the handle of one of his alts, @Hiccorino. According to one comment this used to be the gimmick account "People Falling for Obvious Bait," so your guess looks to be correct. I originally assumed the followers were botted because it's Keffals, but given how quickly gimmick accounts grow, there was probably some amount of botting before Keffals acquired the account. (Tweet | Archive)
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Nobody has mentioned this on here before from the looks of it so I thought it should be mentioned:

Keffals has a new account: @keffaltwt What's weird is that the account has 130K followers and from what I've read, keffals bought it from the previous user who ran the account. I don't know what gimmick or joke account it was, as it's followed by a lot of gimmick accounts. My best guess is that it's something Kirby or Nintendo-related, but I wouldn't know.

https://twitter.com/keffaltwt
Looks like he changed the handle of one of his alts, @Hiccorino. According to one comment this used to be the gimmick account "People Falling for Obvious Bait," so your guess looks to be correct. I originally assumed the followers were botted because it's Keffals, but given how quickly gimmick accounts grow, there was probably some amount of botting before Keffals acquired the account. (Tweet | Archive)
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I noticed that a bit earlier, too. Lucas seems to have bought or been gifted it by whoever previously ran the account. The person presumably got tired of running a gimmick account.
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I remember seeing the account on my timeline and the account was fairly popular, so I don't really think much botting, if any, was used in boosting this account. Look at the archives, it had a fair amount of super successful tweets, so it wouldn't be that hard to amass a big following. Selling accounts might be against TOS, but I honestly doubt the tranny jannies at Twitter would care.
 
They're so desperate for relevance.

And I think I figured out why. Spoiler'd for autistic mathsperging
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They had only 16k followers as of under a year ago, but now has 108358. Their account has grown by 91625, in 221 days, or 415 followers a day, every day, nonstop. Someone's buying followers.

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Comparing their engagement to back in november, they have actually had LESS interactions, putting them into the bottom rung for user engagement on twitter. They have followers, but less and less people interact with their tweets, and more people just sit and follow.


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Since the beginning of the month, these are all the tweets. Almost all of them will have little to no traction, but then suddenly one will shoot up in popularity out of nowhere. Probably seeking drama and fighting to gain some relevance that mathematically isn't there.

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And going through the last 100 tweets, one or two comments to random people but they keep obsessing with TheQuartering like they had a bad breakup. It reeks of clout chasing, and didn't even register on the graph above for today.

I don't know what other conclusion to come to besides keffals is irrelevant unless they're stirring up drama.
Keffals has been ratioed by God.
 
Why would Quarter Pounder purge his account? Is he really afraid of a tranny pedo with greasier hair then Sophie Trudeau after her 10 black boyfriends had a sausage party on her face?

Sheesh Jeremy. Did YouTube, Twitch or Twitter threaten you? Blink twice if you're being held hostage by hand-rubbing merchants.
 
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It has been days or more since I randomly issued a challenge to Keffals to come on the Kiwi Farms and debate me about whether or not he's a bougie failure harming the inevitable revolution who knows nothing about communism. Since he refuses to accept all of my terms without objection and debate me in a location where he cannot control the moderation he concedes that he has lost the debate and that he is a failed bougie man.

I take no pleasure in reporting this but is simply a fact now. The only reason you should be skeptical about the fact that Keffals is a failed bougie man is because of the fact that he's a failed bougie man so you should be skeptical about his claim that refusing to accept a debate entirely on another persons terms is a concession that you lost that debate even if you never heard the offer. But even if you do not accept this claim you must accept the fact that Keffals is a failed bougie man named Todd or Reginald or whatever the fuck I honestly don't care what his name is.
 
Since he refuses to accept all of my terms without objection and debate me in a location where he cannot control the moderation he concedes that he has lost the debate and that he is a failed bougie man.
I completely disagree. He has completely succeeded in being bourgeois beyond belief and being a man. He is both of those things. In spades.
 
Since I’ve been enjoying my Fourth, I’ve neglected to post tweets. Problem is, it’s just more Quarter Pounder bitch fight. Seems like Quivering ghosted going on Lucas’s stream for an hour. I will however be posting tweets from the newly renamed ban evasion account.

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This account is the 2020 Lakers championship of Twitter accounts over 100k.
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LeKeffals has no real ratios in my book.
JK Rowling: botted and not a real ratio
Keemstar: botted and not a real ratio
Supreme Court Tracker: failed
Twitter: failed
Smaggle: playing against Twitter plumbers
Every other ratio: botted and not a real ratio
LeCockWaffles couldn’t survive in the earlier eras of Twitter.
Win a real ratio LeRoberts!
 
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Keffals' editor posted a video of Rose Mulet, the tranny Lucas screeched at and kicked off stream for his "debate". Lucas retweeted it and then quickly un-retweeted it. Posting it here because, well, frankly, it's insane lol.

 
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