Orbiter Isabella Loretta Janke / Maxine Sidero / Bella / Kelly Osborn / @10anon - "The Final Troll of Christory", Animal Abuser, Discord Wannabe Cult Leader, Crusty Suicide Goblin, Estrogen Dispenser

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Wasn't that Sean (PsychicEspeon, theWCT)?
Yeah that was The WCT, not Louis. He was making amatuerish documentaries on edgy topics such as Randy Stair. He had also infamously roleplayed with Chris with delusions of Randy Stair. Basically Randy Stair was to WCT as Goddess Roleplay was to MKRNightVee.
 
I'm not certain if transferring money from an account he had legal access to actually counted as violating the EPO, since presumably Barb granted him that access.
He had already been issued an EPO, and was nearly immediately arrested after doing something that seemed to violate it.

That's pretty rapid for an arrest before he had even been formally accused of more serious offenses.
 
He had already been issued an EPO, and was nearly immediately arrested after doing something that seemed to violate it.

IIRC the record of his arrest was for incest, though, not for violating the EPO.

This is how I believe things went down:

July 30: Wellness check performed at 14BLC. Enough was found to slap Chris with a call-in three day EPO. Chris sleeps in Son-Chu.
July 31: Morning - the EPO is made official on paper and upgraded to six days. Something is then found at 14BLC (or said by Barb) to have an arrest warrant made out for Chris for incest. Chris steals $750 from Barb and buys Some Lego. Null confronts Chris about the theft. Chris sleeps at the Regency Inn, Richmond.
August 1: Chris hides out in the Regency inn. At some point Null tattles on Chris to the police about the theft. Morning - weens. Afternoon - police arrive and arrest Chris on a warrant for incest. Chris sleeps in the Jail of Fail.

For Greene County to have learned of the theft, then made out a warrant (for incest), then broadcast it to the Richmond police (not in Greene County), then those Richmond police located Chris and arrived to arrest him in such short order, even with the "help" from weens, seems a little too responsive. I strongly suspect the warrant had already been made out before the theft was reported, and the police were already coming for Chris whether he'd stolen or not.

tl;dr: They found something at 14BLC (or Barb said something) to justify an arrest warrant on Chris, quite apart from the theft and possible EPO violation. The court certainly wouldn't have bothered with him this long if they hadn't.

That's pretty rapid for an arrest before he had even been formally accused of more serious offenses.

That's just it: I think he had been formally accused, but it took the police a day or so to learn he wasn't actually with Uncle Tom and Aunt Harriet, then find him and arrest him, all while trying to make sense of the barrage of weenery they were doubtless receiving. That seems more the speed of things for a relatively low priority case like Chris.
 
That’s probably even more embarassing if Chris never found her attractive than all her other antics.
Even worse for Bella if after all the shit she's been dragged through, and he does actually get released. All that shit for only a year and he walks out (if he does).

Not that it would matter as her parents have enough money to insulate her from the negative effects of all this. But still.
 
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Wasn't Bella autistic? Maybe that's why lol although personally I think chris might be lying for the sake of appearances. I'm still half convinced Bella told chris she'd sleep with him if he fucked his mom or something
 
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Lol, Bella herself is rising as the Chris 2.0?

It is as if Chris "intentionally" appointed Bella, The Last Troll Herself, as the official successor of Christory.
 
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I'm very certain Chris is just saying this because of all of the stuff he said about her in previous letters, and due to how he's being acussed of fucking his elderly mother. For him to say that he was attracted to a girl that had foot fungus and shits themselves all the time would obviously not be a very good look for him, if the incest stuff wasn't already bad enough.

Chris even said in an earlier Watchman convo that yes, he did find her to be a potential sweetheart.
 
A hobby of mine is breaking down the personalities of lolcows. So here are Bella stats.

Extroversion: 5/6, Bella definitely isn't a solitary fungus and likes to surround herself with lackeys. She has or had a strong social media presence and is mad that she doesn't fit in with the "bitchy popular girls".

Neurosis: 2/6, She is incredibly low, especially for a woman. She never seems to speak about getting scared when a man walks by her or constantly having anxiety like most girls, likely due to excess in testosterone.

Contientiousness: 1/6, Bella is an absolute mess. She is a total mess, I honestly wonder if it can be considered neurological.

Agreeability: 2/6, overall unpleasant to be around but she makes concessions when she needs to. (Keep in mind agreeable doesn't mean good person)

Openness to new experience: 4/6? I'm giving her a this score because of her oddness. Oddness is certainly a nice way of describing her.
 
Oddness is certainly a nice way of describing her.
It's really the only word I can think of to describe her. She's not a complete tard but not very (at all) tactful. She's not an outright mental defective, but she definitely has some screws that need tightening.

Bella is....Bella. She's odd.
 
Chris apparently never found Bella attractive

Chris says a lot of things.

Chris likely never found Barb attractive, either, but that didn't stop him from fucking her. Barb had other qualities (she was zero effort).


So Barbra was never questioned because of her age and fragility?

Or she was questioned but proved… difficult. It's Barb, after all. They may have limited themselves to incest charges because they can prove that without needing to deal with Barb.
 
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Wasn't Bella autistic? Maybe that's why lol although personally I think chris might be lying for the sake of appearances. I'm still half convinced Bella told chris she'd sleep with him if he fucked his mom or something
She says that she's autistic, not sure if she means actually autistic or Internet autistic, though. I've got my money on borderline personality disorder, myself. She seems BPD as fuck. I don't want to call her a sociopath because someone like her would take that as a compliment.
 
A hobby of mine is breaking down the personalities of lolcows. So here are Bella stats.

Extroversion: 5/6, Bella definitely isn't a solitary fungus and likes to surround herself with lackeys. She has or had a strong social media presence and is mad that she doesn't fit in with the "bitchy popular girls".

Neurosis: 2/6, She is incredibly low, especially for a woman. She never seems to speak about getting scared when a man walks by her or constantly having anxiety like most girls, likely due to excess in testosterone.

Contientiousness: 1/6, Bella is an absolute mess. She is a total mess, I honestly wonder if it can be considered neurological.

Agreeability: 2/6, overall unpleasant to be around but she makes concessions when she needs to. (Keep in mind agreeable doesn't mean good person)

Openness to new experience: 4/6? I'm giving her a this score because of her oddness. Oddness is certainly a nice way of describing her.

 
She thought she was some kind of behind-the-scenes Machiavelli calling the shots instead of some kind of Baldrick with a not-so-cunning plan
This, so much. I don't think I've ever seen someone walk into as many rakes they set up as her. Maybe Ralph, but even he hasn't done as so many over the course of a week as her.
I don't know whether it was the adderal or what, but when it all started to go to pieces on her, it did so like a fucking avalanche of shit, she went from trying to get ahead of it, to trying to control it and ride the wave, and when it all just came apart like trying to hold diarrhoea in a seive, she ended up just fucking grunting like a fucking idiot and sperging insults like a 12 year old thats discovered /b/ it was amazing to see someone psyche meltdown in real time like that.
 
Question: now that this shit died down do you think Bella now "enjoys" her bad reputation? I can easily imagine her larping as some terrorist war criminal or some sort of teenage girl version of Walter White. Keep in mind, she agreed to make a video to take herself and upload it to reddit if she got 70 upvotes and she actually did so.
 
A hobby of mine is breaking down the personalities of lolcows. So here are Bella stats.

Extroversion: 5/6, Bella definitely isn't a solitary fungus and likes to surround herself with lackeys. She has or had a strong social media presence and is mad that she doesn't fit in with the "bitchy popular girls".

Neurosis: 2/6, She is incredibly low, especially for a woman. She never seems to speak about getting scared when a man walks by her or constantly having anxiety like most girls, likely due to excess in testosterone.

Contientiousness: 1/6, Bella is an absolute mess. She is a total mess, I honestly wonder if it can be considered neurological.

Agreeability: 2/6, overall unpleasant to be around but she makes concessions when she needs to. (Keep in mind agreeable doesn't mean good person)

Openness to new experience: 4/6? I'm giving her a this score because of her oddness. Oddness is certainly a nice way of describing her.
I fucking knew that Grande was a farmer
 
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