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[Fruit Merchant]

A couple of streams from late June. pls no clock it's my first day

Obi-Wan Review: June 22, 2022
Nick gets artistic on this stream. The art segment starts at about 3 hours in and goes for an hour; the rest of the stream is an Obi-Wan review and Steven Crowder reaction.

Nick explains where he and Destiny are on the gayness and basedness scales. Nick explains that he started off high on the gayness scale and was "questioning," but that he became less gay over time (sure...). He initially describes the horizontal part of the line as his "incel phase," but he corrects himself and says the horizontal part is his "Kathy Zhu phase" and the right vertical part is the "incel cliff."

Nick reveals that UX is tall and wears glasses. He says that UX was not at J6, but he was at a Million MAGA march.

Spoiler: Nick's art

Clockwise from the top left: an alien, Baked Alaska, shitty stick figure Nick, Nick, UX, Augie, Ethan Ralph, and PPP

Nick on Veyta's stream: June 29, 2022
NJF Archive on Telegram didn't archive this one, so I'll post the whole thing

• Veyta does an ear-splitting Jaden impression [volume warning]
• Nick slept all day and missed his haircut appointment
• Minions discussion; Nick buys two tickets to Minions 2 in case he finds someone to go with
• Nick and Veyta discuss when they can meet irl. Nick jokes that Veyta really wants to see UX instead of him: "Just go visit UX. Let's just do that and be done with it. Let's dispense with the pretense."
• Nick wants to watch season two of Euphoria to see what happens with Zendaya and the tranny's relationship
• Nick reiterates that Jaden was mad about Nick watching Euphoria without him. "You're always with your girlfriend so we CAN'T WATCH EUPHORIA TOGETHER" yells Nick
• Nick is happy that he robbed Jaden of the "college experience" of partying and having sex
• Nick is worried that Veyta has bad hygiene. Veyta assures Nick that he does not smell bad, because his body doesn't produce bad hygiene. "It's just a twink thing" -Veyta
• "You'll love to smell me. You'll be sniffing me up and down. You'll be sniffing me all over. 'Wow, Veyta, you smell really good!'" -Veyta
• Nick talks shit on Baked's former assistant and Simon
• Nick praises Dalton and the new Assistant Groyper
• 2024 election cycle predictions discussion
• Nick looking for his exit: "If it doesn't work, I will probably do something else. If we don't hit it big in '24, it may just never happen. It's make or break for the country, for Trump, and for us."
• Nick misses Twitter: "If we could turn Twitter back on, my life would instantly get a million percent better."
• As Nick is leaving, Veyta says "love you," but Nick doesn't say it back. It's so over sussybros

 

[Tard Whisperer]

THANK YOU for going through the Obi Wan stream, I was dreading it. the part I watched was extremely frustrating... nick talking about the economy, my least favorite part of watching his content. he called himself a genius for remembering a graph from a book he read 8 years ago, while mixing up the X and Y axis.

Nick explains that he started off high on the gayness scale and was "questioning," but that he became less gay over time (sure...). He initially describes the horizontal part of the line as his "incel phase," but he corrects himself and says the horizontal part is his "Kathy Zhu phase" and the right vertical part is the "incel cliff."

damn, nick actually admitting to questioning his sexuality. not too long after describing his sexuality as "ambiguous". at what point do more people realize he's basically admitting it?

Nick reveals that UX is tall and wears glasses.

who else do we know that "towers over" nick and wears glasses?


15m Nick talking about how he has no motivation to do any work. poor depressed nick
25m Nick: "I chewed him (Jaden) up and spit him out. and you're next pal." Veyta: "im next?" Nick: "you're next"
27m nick talking about how some groypers are absolutely disgusting and smell awful.

Nick wants to watch season two of Euphoria to see what happens with Zendaya and the tranny's relationship

but what does nick think of Nate (the jock who also likes the tranny)?

best of luck to Veyta when he meets nick. i hope it works out exactly the way you're planning!

 

[Meiwaku]

he called himself a genius for remembering a graph from a book he read 8 years ago, while mixing up the X and Y axis.

140 IQ everyone. We wonder why he doesn't call Mensa

 

[BoxerShorts47]

Nick has gone totally crazy. Genius? He is just the right-wing Vaush. Sure, Nick has had more success than the avg. person but he isn't special compared to his peers. Compared to Charlie Kirk and Ben Shapiro, Nick is less successful because they're able to keep their grifts going long-term while Nick was just a 1-hit--groyper wars--wonder.

For someone who claims to be a genius, he has a pattern of bad decisions: Irony, Trump cucking post 2017, Louis Theroux documentary, Stop the Steel gifting, and Metokur debate. None of these decisions have translated into growth. Nick said that his viewership is low because the midterms are the political low point and that's true but it's pretty clear that Nick has chased away all the sane and political people and all that remains are real delusional Dunning-Kruger Zoomers. Death by 1000 papercuts!

Perhaps the most delusional thing Nick said was about class. Nick thinks he is upper-class but he's just a typical middle-classfag; just look at the food he eats. There is nothing about his movement that appeals to upper-class people. Screaming "Christ is Kang." or "The election was stolen." only appeals to the lower-class. The people who watch Nick's talk show do so because they're dumber than Nick and they need Nick to think for them. His audience is low class people and that's why he must keep doing low class actions like virtue signaling Nazism to appeal to them. Nick can't accept his sexuality and he can't accept his class either. Sad!

 

[Reynolds]

Nick on Veyta's stream: June 29, 2022

NJF Archive on Telegram didn't archive this
one, so I'll post the whole thing

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I noticed Veyta was watching Berserk, at least he says so. Is there any way to know if Nick was watching with him? I remember an old weekly sweat clip where Beerscum read Chapter 1 of Berserk to Nick live, and I've been speculating he is a closet weeb on top of many other things.
EDIT: Around 11 min he says he doesn't want to watch Berserk so scrap that.

 

[Reynolds]

Around the 18 min mark of tonight's show Nick is talking about fashion and learning not to puke restaurant food. Someone may want to clip that if it's memeable enough.
Around 1:20:00 he's promoting Mexican "hypothetical" reshaping of America to make it bvsed and Catholic (in image).

Spoiler: FedCath Spergery Lore

For any political wonks he is just making a zoomer case for Adrian Vermeule's "Empire of Guadalupe" that uses colonization of Latin America to justify open borders with a Catholic guise. Yes he is complaining about illegals and demographics in the same episode, but this is a great way to start leading the remaining sycophants back to the Cruz/Santorum Plantation. This is literally what BAP warned was the FedCaths' ultimate goal.

1:40:00 "Hopefully I'll never have sex... because I'm asexual" after laughing at the idea of making Minion noises during sex
1:44:00 Jaden is now a they/them in Nick's eyes, which probably means that's gonna be what he secretly identifies as but has to project onto his enemies, like a portrait of Dorian Gray that doesn't actually take on the sins and age but Nick thinks it does.
1:52:00 "Washington State... July 23rd"
1:58:00 Jaden had piss jars and shaved pubes everywhere apparently. Wasn't Nick trying to get zoomers to send pictures of pee earlier?

 

[Tard Whisperer]

AF 7/4/22

Fixing his hair for 3 minutes:

How embarrassing

Asked about Jaden -- Nicks says he had already decided to kick Jaden to the curb months before the break up.
then a couple mins later he rants at a groyper about relationships and "simps", so of course it turns into ranting and gossiping about Jaden and Jaden's sex life. "I'm not some rebound. I have been rebounded by all these simps until they get back on ig talking with girls again, Jaden would always do that." "Judas insisted to me that they weren't having sex, they were only making out, but I could tell!"
main Jaden part starts about 10 mins here:

Nick. it's time to move on.

(when you definitely were happy to be rid of Jaden and never even cared:

)

i just watched the beginning of nick's show tonight and we are going to have LOTS to talk about. "sometimes that's the life of a genius, eternal torment".

 

[Reynolds]

main Jaden part starts about 10 mins here:
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"Tough love" at 6:40, isn't this what Nick claimed Milo showed him?

 

[Meiwaku]

1:58:00 Jaden had piss jars and shaved pubes everywhere apparently. Wasn't Nick trying to get zoomers to send pictures of pee earlier?

If he shaves his pubes that might explain why he wears silk panties boxers. That extra smooth effect. He also said normal stuff irritated him and if you're bad at shaving or just were cursed biologically you get ingrown hairs which can be painful. Im sure that added with rough undies could be annoying.

 

[Reynolds]

Tonight's show is about seething over Joe Kent and the DR3 crowd so far. The only special thing is for a rare time on his main show he's actually sharing a computer screen.
Around 56:50 he is talking about how traitors are worse than enemies, low-rent TRS basically.
Around 1:04:00 he's announcing he will fly to WA with Stew Crew to countersignal Joe Kent.
1:16:30 "The 2A is actually about defending from black people"
Around 1:29:00 he now says ChiComs aren't based because they back "some gaylord."
1:31:25 "natural born [Hispanic] conservatives" is stupid when Con Inc. says it
1:34:00 Sperging about wanting a monarchy by Donald Trump but then it becomes a fantasy about being a minion for Gru (with Nick as the minion)

 

[Reynolds]

Double post because the edit window ran out:

Around 1:39:00 he's ranting about cliche marriage fantasies and women, because a superchatter talked about his GF doing chores
Around 1:43:30 he takes glee in a superchatter trashing his GF and is now saying if you get married you'll be a fed just like what happened to Gru. "Steal the moon first" - actual quote
What an insane final highlight, that has to be clipped for Friday

 

[Reynolds]

Slightly before 1:04:00, Nick is bemoaning the concept of being born a surrogate baby. The irony is so obvious it's boring. However, look who's back in chat.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-catboi-concubine-of-nicholas-j-fuentes.119883/post-12239978

Around 1:16:00, "Imagine if Dave Rubin was president... Antichrist"
Woozuh in chat on the Yugioh creator's death:

Bonus:

I feel like that was the shortest superchat segment since the show began in 2017. Other than the expected Rubin seethe, this episode was largely unremarkable.

 

[Novalife]

lol @ Nick when it's time to read the superchats.
Why don't you just fucking quit already, Nick?? It's so obvious you hate your fans, you can barely stand to read out half of the superchats you're sent. Also the amount of Superchats tonight was super low, it was like 10 superchats. I think even his fans are beginning to realize sending this idiot money is pointless.

 

[Fruit Merchant]

The featured story tonight was about Boris Johnson's resignation. Boris resigned because an MP named Chris Pincher groped two men at a holiday party.
Nick's take: groping guys at a party is no big deal. Groping in general isn't a big deal. Tickle fight, anyone?

Nick specifically mentioned that grabbing someone's ass when you pose for a picture is nbd. Take note, groypers: Nick will be A-ok with you grabbing his ass at the Las Vegas meet and greet. Don't be shy!

 

[Reynolds]

He isn't even talking news tonight it's just about his debate with Hunter Avellone and it sounded like he called 2016 Hunter "cute," but I could have misheard.
1:16:00 He is now talking about how Michael Tracey looks rough (he does look like a soyboy tbh).
1:19:00 Whoa now we're on how Michael Tracey looks like a child rapist. Now he's talking about how Matt Walsh looks like a better Michael Tracey, "but still a dork."
1:22:30 Nick is now showing old pics of Beardson, saying he "looks like an Orthodox Saint"
1:32:30 On Vaush's GF: "Imagine being fatter than Ethan Ralph"
This stream pre-superchats is mostly him rating men's faces, including Andrew Anglin and Baked Alaska.
1:39:20 He proposes reading the superchats again instead of TTS, goes to put on a minion beanie before reading the them himself
Around 1:54:00 as Nick mourns the buyout of Portillo's, Cumia posts this

2:02:00 Nick is still on Portillo's, Cumia gives this advice

Later around 2:05:00

2:06:00

 

[Tard Whisperer]

1:39:20 He proposes reading the superchats again instead of TTS, goes to put on a minion beanie before reading the them himself

Nick as he brings up Jaden twice during superchats
very small beanie definitely meant for a child

how dare he come for Michael Tracey

 

[Fruit Merchant]

Gaming stream, July 8, 2022

Nick seethed over Jaden a lot this stream. The first hour of the stream is pure seethe. Nick has said most of this shit a million times by now, but he still can't let it go.

• Nick is "saving up his load" of gossip about Jaden for the eventual Killstream tell-all. Wurzel asked Nick to tell him the dirt on Jaden a month ago (when Nick first said he'd go on the Killstream) but Nick refused to tell him then. Obviously Nick has nothing and the Killstream tell-all is never going to happen.
• 18:58 -- Nick reads the cease and desist letter from Jaden's lawyer live on stream.

Spoiler: C&D transcript

Mr. Fuentes,
Our firm represents the interests of Mr. Jaden McNeil. We have been informed that on numerous occasions, you have unlawfully made several false and misleading statements regarding Mr. McNeil, online and in other public settings. Further, in addition to their false and misleading nature, several of your statements are rightfully characterized as threatening to the health and safety of Mr. McNeil. It has also come to our attention that you have formulated plans to reiterate and remake these false claims in future online gatherings, which will be livestreamed and published to thousands of viewers, listeners, and readers. These actions are unwarranted, disruptive, and damaging. Your false claims about Mr. McNeil are libelous, slanderous, and criminal in nature.
Accordingly, you are hereby notified that such conduct will not be tolerated, and that demand is hereby made that you immediately cease from making any further false or misleading statements regarding Mr. McNeil, and to cease contact with him immediately, including encouraging others to do so with similar intent. Any further statements regarding or directed (...) which may be interpreted as threatening to his health and safety, will be reported to law enforcement. Further, any detrimental, false, or misleading statements published or shared publicly will be met with legal action for defamation and an order of protection.

• Cease and desist letters only work on people with no legal representation. Nick has five lawyers so he's not scared to talk about Jaden
• Jaden's "sugar daddy's" estate lawyer is representing Jaden. The sugar daddy is a big donor
• Jaden used to idolize Baked Alaska and Beardson
• Nick stared into Jaden's dark, soulless eyes for so long that he noticed one eye is slightly bigger than the other. Also Jaden has a slight lazy eye.
• Jaden's bathroom was "covered" in shaved pubes
• Jaden left jars of piss around his college dorm room on full display when he was banging 5/10s
• Jaden reminds Nick of the mentally retarded kids he went to school with
• Jaden has "daddy issues." Jaden's parents have been "effectively divorced" since Jaden's childhood
• Nick made Jaden cry "a million times." One time, Nick was telling Jaden that he was a terrible friend and employee, etc., and Jaden started crying while standing in the doorway. Jaden said he had a bad week because his dog died ("fucking faggot dog" -Nick) and his dad got a new girlfriend.
• 35:40 -- Nick's mom and dad both got cancer and his grandma died all in the same year. Nick's dad has/had cancer?
• "We accuse people, sometimes, of the things we ourselves are guilty of." -Nick
• Nick elevated Jaden in the beginning because he was "completely non-threatening." Early on, Nick asked Matt Kipta if Jaden was a threat, and he told Nick that Jaden had no ambition.
• "I need a new apprentice because my old apprentice was a faggot who tried to kiss me." -Nick
• Nick and Wurzel agree that Veyta is the new Jaden.

After the Jaden seethe, some guy called "Cokee" and Party Goy join the call. Cokee was on Veyta's stream a few days ago and got yelled at by his dad on stream, hilariously, but I have no idea what the backstory is with him.

• "[Veyta] is such a sussy little bitch. Ugh!" Chat doesn't know how to react

• Discussion of APU rebranding, Georgia guidestones, CERN
• The AF Minecraft server has been corrupted 5+ times. Nick yells at UX to get his shit together
• 1:43:20 -- Cokee joins the call
• 1:58:45 -- Nick puts Cokee on the spot and asks him what he thinks of the Jaden situation. Of course, Cokee is a total sycophant and agrees with Nick 100%.
• 2:00:20 -- Party Goy joins the call

 

[Kinochet]

Nick's event "The Most Canceled Man in America" has been CANCELED by the venue!

I don't have a timestamp but was tipped off it's from yesterday's stream https://cozy.tv/nick/replays/2022-07-08_1

 

[Tard Whisperer]

Nick's event "The Most Canceled Man in America" has been CANCELED by the venue!

he did say they booked two back up venues unfortunately.

i watched most of the Modern Day Debate between Nick/Hake/Alex Stein/Brittany from Politically Provoked vs Hunter Avallone/Stardust/Radical Coder/some guy named Dooby on whether there's a 'war on men'. pretty good entertainment if you like laughing at retards. link

Nick and Hunter went back and forth a lot with insults. Nick said Hunter should beat his wife and offered to beat his wife for him, generally supported domestic violence the whole debate. how Christian. Hunter mainly called Nick gay. Alex Stein disappointingly engaged in lots of Nick licking. Radical Coder and Hake are clinically mentally disabled.

a couple clips:

longer highlight reel on youtube. Nick says that there's a war on black men too, black men were "the last bastion of masculinity because they beat women, called them bitches and shot people." also, women are all going to hell. so epically edgy! what will he say next?!

if anyone has tips on archiving full streams on here lmk, I'm having issues with file sizes.

 

[Kinochet]

Woozuh "blackmails" GOP senate candidate Kelly Tshibaka for $100,000 or he'll expose that she's "in a race-mixed relationship"

The tweet is obviously sensational because Woozuh already gave away the juice by saying what it is.