Containment What If?

[Agentpeanut]

What if Chris got really drunk, blew a dude, and woke up the next morning staring right at the dick he just sucked?

He'd shit himself, do nothing, and then precede to completely forget about it the very next day.

 

[Clown Doll]

What if Chris got really drunk, blew a dude, and woke up the next morning staring right at the dick he just sucked?

Kengle would be on total damage control explaining how Christine is an adult woman and how she was in her legal right to perform oral sex on him after he generously donated a duffel bag full of Legos into her projects.

 

[kittie]

What if Chris pursued a career in writing and got published? What kind of novels would he write?

 

[glutenfreebooty]

What if Chris pursued a career in writing and got published? What kind of novels would he write?

Weird, autistic erotica.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was an electric guitar?

 

[kittie]

Weird, autistic erotica.

Like cheap romance novels that use bad euphemisms for genitalia?

 

[Clown Doll]

What if Chris was a Companion in a future DLC for Fallout 4?

Spoiler

DIRTY, CRAPPED POWER ARMOR

Serioustalk though, I'd absolutely love a Lolcow companion mod for Fallout 4, especially if it would have small storylines for them. Chrissun would naturally be one, but then you'd have bloated radghoul Ahuviya "Rotten" Harel who'd rave against the "techie scum" of the Brotherhood of Steel and tranny Supermutants Jordman and "Jessica".

 

[Somar]

What if Chris went on Shark Tank?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris was a Deatheater from Harry Potter?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was a Deatheater from Harry Potter?

Only pretty young witches would get his Deatheater's Kiss, NO MUDBLOODS

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if the Greene County area was a nudist resort?

 

[CWCissey]

What if the Greene County area was a nudist resort?

It would become the national Nuclear testing ground once Chris wandered in, and the residents would welcome it

 

[GolgoXIII]

What if Chris met Claptrap?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Chris went on Shark Tank?

s across the world would be sad when they found out it wasn't a literal Shark Tank.

No one would buy Chris's product.

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

What if Chris shit himself and did something?

 

[mrmilkman]

What if Chris shit himself and did something?

All he would do is go to Mcdonalds.

What if Chris could no longer receive a tugboat?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris could no longer receive a tugboat?

Chris and Barb would die of starvation since both would be too lazy to get a job.
What if Chris got addicted to a mmo like World of Warcraft?

 

[Asandy31]

All he would do is go to Mcdonalds.

What if Chris could no longer receive a tugboat?

Then, he'd get a dingy to match his ding bat of a mother

 

[GolgoXIII]

What if Chris got addicted to a mmo like World of Warcraft?

He'd try and rip off the Orc heirtage and claim he has an oppressed ancestor in the Orckeeian tribe.

What if Chris met Claptrap?

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris(tine) was a car