DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Big Brown Schlub]

DSP is the same dude that said he was a big Metallica fan, their song "Gravity" being his favourite.

Which was actually "Battery"

Hold on, didn't this happen differently? I remember he played GTA Vice City back in ye good ol' camcorder days and Raining Blood by Slayer was playing, this when he claimed that it was "Gravity" by Metallica. From what I remember he said that Until it Sleeps was his favorite Metallica song.

 

[Watamelon]

Hold on, didn't this happen differently? I remember he played GTA Vice City back in ye good ol' camcorder days and Raining Blood by Slayer was playing, this when he claimed that it was "Gravity" by Metallica. From what I remember he said that Until it Sleeps was his favorite Metallica song.

I recall him humming Battery's rhythm after being asked about music or whatever and then saying the song was Gravity.

EDIT:https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/page-7661#post-8969415

Relevant post. He does in fact say Until it Sleeps is his favourite and then proceeds to "mimick" Gravity and complain about it.

During DQ DSP says "...And Justice for all" is not a big Metallica album, he has only listened to the famous ones

 

[Cardef1121]

Speaking as an accountant: As long as you're not, actually, poor and don't mind extra paperwork; I recommend everyone have a personal LLC. Among many financial and legal benefits, one of them would help YouTubers fight off spurious copyright trolls to whom they didn't want to dox themselves. They could give their LLC's info instead of their own...

 

[DiabeticSP]

I wonder in (mostly) all seriousness if Khet is capable of making a sandwich without messing it up. Would she just put the meat on two pieces of bread then sit there with tears in her eyes until Phil came by and put it between the bread? Would she slather it in ranch because she thought it was mayo? Would she put the meat between two potatoes?

There was definitely a point where she (or perhaps Phil) was making an effort to "cook" (aka microwave a TV dinner) that Phil described as a home cooked meal, but it seems like Doordash has largely replaced that. The only sign we got was Phil mentioning her making too many potato based meals. Was it sheer laziness that caused them to resort to delivery, or was she so inept she couldn't even microwave meals correctly.

Kat stopped trying the day he put a ring on her finger.

Deadass go look at the Cooking with Kat thread. DSP was posting about a 'home cooked' meal or showing off brownies/cookies at least once a week when she first moved in.

Then it became less frequent. Then it stopped all together around the Halloween stream. It seems like getting roasted live on stream (and probably other events) led to her issuing a 'don't take pictures of me or my cooking' ultimatum as he hasn't posted an Instagram of her cooking since.

However, he still mentioned her cooking about once a week or every other week for awhile longer until it became increasingly rare.

Now he never mentions food unless it's Door Dash or their day out, so she's clearly hit the stage where she's given up and stopped trying either due to laziness or Phil not appreciating her failed attempts at cooking. My guess is on the former since she stopped going to the gym and can't hold down a job.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Hold on, didn't this happen differently? I remember he played GTA Vice City back in ye good ol' camcorder days and Raining Blood by Slayer was playing, this when he claimed that it was "Gravity" by Metallica.

That’s exactly what happened.

Spoiler: Timestamped at 5:20

 

[JimJimJim]

Hold on, didn't this happen differently? I remember he played GTA Vice City back in ye good ol' camcorder days and Raining Blood by Slayer was playing, this when he claimed that it was "Gravity" by Metallica. From what I remember he said that Until it Sleeps was his favorite Metallica song.

https://youtu.be/-oh99HK2NTc?t=318

Also, the same poser who said that he used to listen to Tool, but then when asked with the question of "What's your favorite Tool song." - the poser himself then constructs some mental gymnastics about confusing Tool with another band - "that is also of Grunge nature."

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Gonna hit x to doubt on that one big guy

Not one true sentence there.

"Would you ever get Jasper a boyfriend?"
"Jasper does not want a romantic relationship, he is very happy with the life he has here with us, trust me"

lol. jealous of another cat.

Also CAWS-ko is owned by wal-mart and they all closed in Washington state

Fuck he is stupid.


Listening to the xMortis iceberg vid and this just hit me out of nowhere about him being at the helicopter company:

i was getting paid the pay of
a customer service rep okay i did this for two years first i went to an extensive training program where i was
training for it while still doing all of my normal work at my job i was basically
doing two jobs i was juggling the training and still doing all the work of a csr at exactly the same time

anymore they said well he can't just do customer service work anymore we had him not do that for a year and everyone else was they replaced him

lol. He was so worried about trying to make himself look good that he forgot his first lie.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Havent played any zelda game so i have no experience, can someone enlight me on what makes the current zelda hes playing hard for him?

Combat system is Urban Champion on steroids and gives no quarter. Also using Link's shield is too complicated for facetank pigroach to get. Mashers will find even large life bars with lots of heal spells needing more magic points to stay out questing. Wait for the salt for a downward(/later upward too, why not) sword strike move generates. Chat can try and handhold him to 100% secrets but they'll only successfully do so for about maybe 75% of the actual game overhead map so when he gets to the last skill check filter, there's potential 8bit ragequit in play. The real counter you want to run during this attempt; how many times "fairy" is cast...

 

[Lazycunt]

Has Phil actually played a modern game lately ?
Also the QA tweets are getting closer and closer together lately, Phil one of the most boring cunts on the planet who cant keep his stories straight in the same sentance wants to ramp these things up?
He's fucking really fishing for the most retarded of fans.

Phil what kind of wierd cunt pretends to love all these things and know all this shit?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Has Phil actually played a modern game lately ?
Also the QA tweets are getting closer and closer together lately, Phil one of the most boring cunts on the planet who cant keep his stories straight in the same sentance wants to ramp these things up?
He's fucking really fishing for the most retarded of fans.

Phil what kind of wierd cunt pretends to love all these things and know all this shit?

My theory is, the q and gay is 1) laziest of 'content' 2) give the illusion he must have new people showing up every day and need to know his version of lore.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

I thought Hakan didn’t show up until Super Street Fighter IV, same time Juri arrived.

Yup but DSP was asked what his top 5 street fighter characters were. Said hakan (big oily guy...imagine that!) who was great in "super street fighter 2" but after "street fighter 2" he sucked. He kinda trailed off it was very odd, then he couldn't name 4 more characters.

again huge and long time fan of the series can't say name 5 characters he likes, it's not hard phil.

 

[Mighty Pigmask]

My theory is, the q and gay is 1) laziest of 'content' 2) give the illusion he must have new people showing up every day and need to know his version of lore.

Perhaps it's compensating for his lack of IRL communication with people, he likes to call the Q&A "discussions" so we can LARP as if he's talking to someone when he's just rambling into the mic

 

[DiabeticSP]

Perhaps it's compensating for his lack of IRL communication with people, he likes to call the Q&A "discussions" so we can LARP as if he's talking to someone when he's just rambling into the mic

I think it's that Phil gets zero social interaction outside his chat. He probably barely talks with Kat.

Mumbling at chat is DSP's version of drawing a smiley face on a beach ball.

 

[FaXmachine]

If Phil got his 150 when he finished Sonic 3 he'd of clocked out early, Q&A is basically stall though he does love hearing himself talk (and sing.....).

Watching Phil reminds me of those videos where they do time lapses of food rotting, thats basically what we are watching. It's amazing what lack of socialisation does to people.

 

[Pargon]

I recently wound up watching an episode of Tevin’s Back in the Day series and was gobsmacked at the fact that even in the Connecticut days Phil was able to talk, at great length, about himself without nearly needing to take a breath. I’d never watched an actual ATK entry, only watched detractor clips, and each minute was like watching loved ones slowly bleeding to death.

 

[Suspicious Penguin]

If Phil got his 150 when he finished Sonic 3 he'd of clocked out early, Q&A is basically stall though he does love hearing himself talk (and sing.....).

Watching Phil reminds me of those videos where they do time lapses of food rotting, thats basically what we are watching. It's amazing what lack of socialisation does to people.

Not defending the pigroach, but I would rather watch DSP than any of these retarded clickbait "streamers" who do the exact same fucking things Phil does with the exception that they are oversocialized lolcows. Its annoying that it's only okay when they do it and talk like they will explode if the WPM coming out of their mouth drops below 1000 or they stop talking for a second to take a breath.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Has Phil actually played a modern game lately ?
Also the QA tweets are getting closer and closer together lately, Phil one of the most boring cunts on the planet who cant keep his stories straight in the same sentance wants to ramp these things up?
He's fucking really fishing for the most retarded of fans.

Lately no. All he plays was old ass games because he can't even decide what modern game he should even play.
He only ramps up those Q&A tweets because he was particularly too lazy or too retarded to seperate each Q&As for it being more easier to read, and instead he just combines it and make it slightly hard to read.
And begs for their money to death.

Phil what kind of wierd cunt pretends to love all these things and know all this shit?

He keeps pretending forever, and he can't get away from people debunking his lies.

Perhaps it's compensating for his lack of IRL communication with people, he likes to call the Q&A "discussions" so we can LARP as if he's talking to someone when he's just rambling into the mic

His severe lacking of communicate with real people really shows. I bet he barely even speak with Khet or anyone else, and only rambles like an idiot in his room all alone. Calling the Q&A section as "discussion" isn't the way to talk to LARPers or your paypigs or your fans, Phil.

 

[DownwardFowl]

Q&A is basically stall though he does love hearing himself talk (and sing.....).

If he had any charisma or personality, he could easily carry a just chatting stream. But that’s normal everyday people who go out and socialize. Not Phillip.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

What is with the singing? Does he actually think he's got a pleasant voice or his on the fly lyrics are entertaining? It's unbelievably cringey to watch a 40 year old man break into song the way he does constantly. I remember watching a TIHYDP where a good 20% of it was him singing or humming and it was intolerable.

 

[Piece of Peace]

What is with the singing? Does he actually think he's got a pleasant voice or his on the fly lyrics are entertaining? It's unbelievably cringey to watch a 40 year old man break into song the way he does constantly. I remember watching a TIHYDP where a good 20% of it was him singing or humming and it was intolerable.

Apparently Dave never got the memo.