Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Guntkvd]

Did Vickers really disavowed PPP?

 

[Novalife]

words can't describe how much I fucking hate Andy Warski, the show works in SPITE of you, not because of you faggot.

 

[Sammich]

Uh but we're talking about Fuentes and Ralph here cause those are the two main subjects that Andy and PPP go after. You know the ones that several people are complaining are growing quite stale?


I'm sorry but this largely comes off as cope for how bad the KC is doing.

Alright simPPPs here's your chance to prove you aren't a guntlicking discord faggot. This is a classic but I know some of you are new.

Tell me one joke about PPP that's all I ask.

What joke can you tell about a fellow like ashton, his entire life is a joke, not a normal haha funny joke but more a greek tragedy, but with a very gay twist.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

I have been pretty brutal to Ashton so for this post i am going to be charritable. Here is a way to fix your show Ashton. Grab one of those shock collars that you put on dogs. Attach it to Andy's Neck. Now each time Andy fake laughs, claps like a seal, pauses for no reason, mentions his training, WOOOOOOOOAHs, or interupts you give him a shock. That will unironically make for an entertaining show to watch.

I could handle the fake laughing and seal claps, they are annoying but I can tolerate it, the thing that has been killing my enjoyment of the show is the training mentions. Even after people have told him no one cares he still brings it up whether to bitch about people complaining about it or subtly bringing it up like when Jaden asked about playing games, "oh yeah I'm down to play Rust after my training. It's fucking insufferable, I couldn't even imagine being this faggot's friend.

"Hey did you see that new episode of that show?"
"No I was going to but I had to do my training."

"Hey wanna go grab a beer?"
"Sorry bro I can't I gotta train"

"I'm very sad, my dog passed away yesterday."
"I'm so sorry bro. Whenever I'm feeling sad I focus on my training to distract me"

It's so fucking gay and cringe, it's the definition of anti-kino. The retard really can't fathom that people watch the show because they like drama, he really thinks people love him and think he's cool and funny. I mean one of his selling points for the gumroad is that he's gonna post videos of his training, who the fuck would ever want to watch that. It's the same shit that killed Warski Live, he thought dissident righters who liked watching their guys debating lefties and centrists actually liked him and thought he was awesome. He desperately wants to be one of these faggots with a podcast where they just talk about their lives. If he worked at a coffee shop, he'd think people came in because they liked talking to him and not for the coffee. He's just that retarded.
PPP has gone down in quality and is a shell of his former self but he's still watchable, Andy just fucks up everything. Godwinson, Persip, CWC, Jaden, KoP, and even Squire or Kraut replacing Andy would make it an immensely more enjoyable show but sadly Warski is the one with the best grifiting connections and that's all PPP cares about these days. The Golden Age is but a distant memory.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

It's so fucking gay and cringe, it's the definition of anti-kino. The retard really can't fathom that people watch the show because they like drama, he really thinks people love him and think he's cool and funny. I mean one of his selling points for the gumroad is that he's gonna post videos of his training, who the fuck would ever want to watch that. It's the same shit that killed Warski Live, he thought dissident righters who liked watching their guys debating lefties and centrists actually liked him and thought he was awesome. He desperately wants to be one of these faggots with a podcast where they just talk about their lives. If he worked at a coffee shop, he'd think people came in because they liked talking to him and not for the coffee. He's just that retarded.
PPP has gone down in quality and is a shell of his former self but he's still watchable, Andy just fucks up everything. Godwinson, Persip, CWC, Jaden, KoP, and even Squire or Kraut replacing Andy would make it an immensely more enjoyable show but sadly Warski is the one with the best grifiting connections and that's all PPP cares about these days. The Golden Age is but a distant memory.

Warskis next cohost should be some faggot like Brendan Schaub. They would actually be perfect for each other for their low iq takes and their Nigger posturing.

 

[Crystal Golem]

What joke can you tell about a fellow like ashton, his entire life is a joke, not a normal haha funny joke but more a greek tragedy, but with a very gay twist.
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So heres a little tip on how to identify and troll PPP fans which they still dont get because they are basement dwelling retards. You ask a general question to the thread to make a joke about ppp. Because of their low impulse control and goldfish brain not allowing them to remember the last time I did this 4 months ago they will immediately hop-to insisting ppp cant be made fun of.

@Sammich buddy I asked only for ppps faggot discord simps and you happily responded. do you know what that makes you?

 

[SpiderDijon]

PPP could win a lot of hearts and minds if he just tied his shoes on camera

maybe he’s in training for that bout, Ashton v Shoe Laces

 

[Baldur's Revenge]

PPP could win a lot of hearts and minds if he just tied his shoes on camera

maybe he’s in training for that bout, Ashton v Shoe Laces

You tryin' to be a hero buddy?

 

[Sammich]

So heres a little tip on how to identify and troll PPP fans which they still dont get because they are basement dwelling retards. You ask a general question to the thread to make a joke about ppp. Because of their low impulse control and goldfish brain not allowing them to remember the last time I did this 4 months ago they will immediately hop-to insisting ppp cant be made fun of.

@Sammich buddy I asked only for ppps faggot discord simps and you happily responded. do you know what that makes you?

Calling the entire guy's life a joke is me declaring him off limits. Got it.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Calling the entire guy's life a joke is me declaring him off limits. Got it.

If his entire life is a joke it should be easy to make fun of him but you seem incapable of doing so.

 

[Jasper2K]

I could handle the fake laughing and seal claps, they are annoying but I can tolerate it, the thing that has been killing my enjoyment of the show is the training mentions. Even after people have told him no one cares he still brings it up whether to bitch about people complaining about it or subtly bringing it up like when Jaden asked about playing games, "oh yeah I'm down to play Rust after my training. It's fucking insufferable, I couldn't even imagine being this faggot's friend.

Warksi is an insecure cuck. His ego is out of control and he will get what he deserves. The dude IIRC can't even bench 215. He's a joke. If your going top brag about the gym so much show concrete results or shut the fuck up lmao.

 

[Novalife]

I think the true reason why I despise Andy warski is not because of pause spamming (still unbearable) not because of his faggot "I've been training bro" talks (still unbearable) ultimately it's because he's nothing more than a chameleon who doesn't believe a single word he says. All of his fake outrage reactions to Nick fuentes/Ethan ralph are worthless to listen to because if Kino Casino falls apart and Ethan ralph/Nick fuentes theoretically offered him a spot as co-host on their show that fucking rat would take it in an instant, anything to keep the $ coming in. I can even tell you what he would say about PPP "I never liked that fat faggot and always found him unfunny, I was just in a slump and he was the only one who offered me a life line, you gotta survive and shit you know and also he was threatening to ruin my life if I left the kino casino ;( ;( ......... But the great thing is I have all of this behind the scenes information about him and tonight I'm exposing it all on the killstream!"

Even though PPP is losing form and becoming a tedious E-beggar I don't believe for a second he would ever take an offer to co-host a fuentes/Ralph show because he still has some ethics left and legitimately dislikes these faggots, where as with Warski it's entirely an act.

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

So heres a little tip on how to identify and troll PPP fans which they still dont get because they are basement dwelling retards. You ask a general question to the thread to make a joke about ppp. Because of their low impulse control and goldfish brain not allowing them to remember the last time I did this 4 months ago they will immediately hop-to insisting ppp cant be made fun of.

@Sammich buddy I asked only for ppps faggot discord simps and you happily responded. do you know what that makes you?

PPP has fans? I can only imagine how sad those people must be. Imagine being a fan of that virgin. Like go touch some grass.

 

[Stanley Tit]

Quantity is not quality. A six-hour Casino incorporating so much dead air (by which I mean Dark Side Phil) is not acceptable. If they don’t turn it around this week, the house will lose once and for all.

One of the top YouTube comments: "Love the marathon length--brings back memories of PPP streams of old. Plus it helps shed a lot of the whiny newbs and spergs who've been shitting the place up recently."

 

[Too Many Catgirls]

The TRSartor stuff was one of the best segments Kino Casino has ever done. Even though the wheels fell off and Andy's shirt vanished and the show burst into flames, it was awesome.


I love 144ppp.

 

[hawkisnight]

I think the true reason why I despise Andy warski is not because of pause spamming (still unbearable) not because of his faggot "I've been training bro" talks (still unbearable) ultimately it's because he's nothing more than a chameleon who doesn't believe a single word he says. All of his fake outrage reactions to Nick fuentes/Ethan ralph are worthless to listen to because if Kino Casino falls apart and Ethan ralph/Nick fuentes theoretically offered him a spot as co-host on their show that fucking rat would take it in an instant, anything to keep the $ coming in. I can even tell you what he would say about PPP "I never liked that fat faggot and always found him unfunny, I was just in a slump and he was the only one who offered me a life line, you gotta survive and shit you know and also he was threatening to ruin my life if I left the kino casino ;( ;( ......... But the great thing is I have all of this behind the scenes information about him and tonight I'm exposing it all on the killstream!"

Even though PPP is losing form and becoming a tedious E-beggar I don't believe for a second he would ever take an offer to co-host a fuentes/Ralph show because he still has some ethics left and legitimately dislikes these faggots, where as with Warski it's entirely an act.

The reason why I loathe Andy aside from him being loud, annoying and fake is everything he says is worthless. Every single thought and word you hear from his mouth is either a repeat what PPP said, stupid or so obvious it should be left unsaid. JF was absolutely right about Warski and his low IQ interruptions.

PPP has fans? I can only imagine how sad those people must be. Imagine being a fan of that virgin. Like go touch some grass.

That makes your imagination go wild? Now imagine that Warski has fans.

 

[Kinochet]

Did Vickers really disavowed PPP?

yes in some recent sperg statement he made I forget where exactly but it was maybe a week and a half ago?

 

[Jasper2K]

yes in some recent sperg statement he made I forget where exactly but it was maybe a week and a half ago?

Yet he still donates l m a o

 

[Niggler Antics]

Excactly that should be the right of passage for this thread. Ok so PPP is a fat homo... wait that's not a joke.

Wakey! Wakey! Hands are shaky... Can't tie my shoes unless you P-P-Pay me.

JF was absolutely right about Warski and his low IQ interruptions.

Jeffery Epstein backed, world renown potato fucker vindicated.
What a timeline to be alive.

 

[Chris Mclean]

I could handle the fake laughing and seal claps, they are annoying but I can tolerate it, the thing that has been killing my enjoyment of the show is the training mentions. Even after people have told him no one cares he still brings it up whether to bitch about people complaining about it or subtly bringing it up like when Jaden asked about playing games, "oh yeah I'm down to play Rust after my training. It's fucking insufferable, I couldn't even imagine being this faggot's friend.

"Hey did you see that new episode of that show?"
"No I was going to but I had to do my training."

"Hey wanna go grab a beer?"
"Sorry bro I can't I gotta train"

"I'm very sad, my dog passed away yesterday."
"I'm so sorry bro. Whenever I'm feeling sad I focus on my training to distract me"

It's so fucking gay and cringe, it's the definition of anti-kino. The retard really can't fathom that people watch the show because they like drama, he really thinks people love him and think he's cool and funny. I mean one of his selling points for the gumroad is that he's gonna post videos of his training, who the fuck would ever want to watch that. It's the same shit that killed Warski Live, he thought dissident righters who liked watching their guys debating lefties and centrists actually liked him and thought he was awesome. He desperately wants to be one of these faggots with a podcast where they just talk about their lives. If he worked at a coffee shop, he'd think people came in because they liked talking to him and not for the coffee. He's just that retarded.
PPP has gone down in quality and is a shell of his former self but he's still watchable, Andy just fucks up everything. Godwinson, Persip, CWC, Jaden, KoP, and even Squire or Kraut replacing Andy would make it an immensely more enjoyable show but sadly Warski is the one with the best grifiting connections and that's all PPP cares about these days. The Golden Age is but a distant memory.

The biggest problem is that he can't make fun of himself. On the Golden gunts this year he almost cried when the academy called him a retard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7uQRknxBp4

Just watch Warskis face from 1:48:52 pure kino.

Like just instead imagine if Warski could actually take a joke and showed up one day dressed in a retard helmet and inflatable armbands.

Did Vickers really disavowed PPP?

Oh jaaaaa, I posted it a week ago in this thread.

Transcribed for phone cucks:

I'll still catch your show when I can (reffering to Cogthecuck). Beacuse it's one of the few shows I enjoy (if not at this point the only show i enjoy). My interest in Kino Casino has waned for the last few months too. PPP is simply an insufferable fool. On occasion he's funny, but I have a hard time getting past the misplaced moral superiroty of a man with his "history".

Keep in mind this statment was written after PPP told Vickers he was a fucking retard for not bowing out earlier. Cog is the last show that will suck his dick unconditionally. So just like Ralph 1, Ralph 2 will have anyone who defends him but one slight is enough for him to say. AAA NEVUR LIKD U PAYPAYPAY...
Even tough he has been donating for months and on top of that payed them 2k to promote his gayass podcast.