Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Potion_Time]

Apparently some of the spicier weens have been sending him shit like this

Keep in mind that he has to STT this entire thing in front of his family, drunk. Just imagining a hammered Josh yelling into his phone in grandma Sandra's kitchen going "SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS ARE TROLSL AND YOU SUCK DICK" is making me scream internally

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At first I thought this was fake given how relatively comprehensible the first two messages were, then it just kept devolving into boglimese.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I've bought alcohol from liquor stores while absolutely trashed, they don't give a fuck. You have to wonder what he's doing to make these cashiers kick him out. I think he's tripping over like the hat attack video while muttering or possibly screaming about sickos.

He’s a dick when he’s drunk. I don’t believe the whole “I was drunk” shit. I think most stores could be fined for giving booze to someone who is drunk but they really don’t care and the police don’t really care. I’m sure he was being an ass to someone and they got posed at him.

 

[TurdFondler]

Iunno even if his streams are repetitive it's nice to see him out of the bug throne, outside and with family. He's talking faster than usual, but it's not because he's drinking less. Not an alcoholic, toobs.

Honestly I think Albertson's doesn't want his business. He says he goes there a lot, by the sounds of it he went right when they opened. They don't want good smelling goth bad boys coming in like clockwork during seniors shopping hour. They said no, he sperged and the store manager felt a boglim sized weight leave his shoulders.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Honestly I think Albertson's doesn't want his business.

He looks like a homeless guy muttering to himself, side-eyeing all the ladies (I don't think he can help it), shambling about stinking and tattered. Albertson's definitely are aware of him and probably torn between treating him like a homeless man or a mentally retarded 'special customer'. But you are right, he's not good for business and especially not their image. You can expect his kind in a Walmart but an Albertson's?!

I've bought alcohol from liquor stores while absolutely trashed, they don't give a fuck. You have to wonder what he's doing to make these cashiers kick him out. I think he's tripping over like the hat attack video while muttering or possibly screaming about sickos.

I used to binge drink heavily and would go to stores drunk all the time. You learn when drunk to at least 'try' and be normal. You do the weird straight leg walk, don't talk too much, you don't speak at anyone in case they smell your breath, and just generally get your booze and get the fuck back home to get more smashed. Cobes probably seems drunk and openly acts drunk, not to mention he is already a walking spectacle. Also, liquor stores know what you are doing but 'respectable' grocery stores have very little tolerance for shit like that.

The most I can figure is he came in drunk, looked and smelled like shit, employees told him to leave, and then he sperged out.

Either way, I wonder what kinda made-up stories we are getting about the 4th? Kick-ass guitar solo and everyone at the party applauded? Some girl at the family get-together hit on him? Everyone was asking whether to call him Lord King Cobra and how was it being a famous YouTuber?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I bet his family is happy that they don’t have to listen to a drunk boglin talking about gender relations and young children anymore. TFW they will never be able to get the smell of vomit, shit and rancid cum out of their homes.

 

[Bogliacci]

I bet his family is happy that they don’t have to listen to a drunk boglin talking about gender relations and young children anymore. TFW they will never be able to get the smell of vomit, shit and rancid cum out of their homes.

That's if he even really interacted. Seems like he probably just sat on the porch and smoked or brooded in a chair while on his phone looking up jokes.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

That's if he even really interacted. Seems like he probably just sat on the porch and smoked or brooded in a chair while on his phone looking up jokes.

He most likely did. I just wonder how long someone hold a conversation with him until they gave up. I’m sure they were trying to be nice to him and humor him until they had enough and walked away.

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

Honestly I think Albertson's doesn't want his business. He says he goes there a lot, by the sounds of it he went right when they opened. They don't want good smelling goth bad boys coming in like clockwork during seniors shopping hour. They said no, he sperged and the store manager felt a boglim sized weight leave his shoulders.

Those grocery store liquor stores always operate more selectively than regular ones since they have normal grocery customers coming in as well. You definitely don't want some dude who looks like Cobes rolling in drunk from the night before and making a scene. Should have just gone to a convenience store or something, shoot around here you can self checkout alcohol as long as they check your ID.

Regular liquor stores don't care unless you are so outright intoxicated you can't conceal it, they know why people are waiting for them to open and what they want. There's one around here that sells beer by the pint to consume in-store even.

More ghetto liquor stores probably wouldn't even care at all, at least you're not robbing the place.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

brooded in a chair while on his phone looking up jokes.

I wonder if he just watches porn in public? He seems the type

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I wonder if he just watches porn in public? He seems the type

Most likely. I somewhat knew a guy like cobra (even kind of looked like him) and he would look up porn on his phone all the time. He even had the pornhub app on his phone. He was a creep.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

That's if he even really interacted. Seems like he probably just sat on the porch and smoked or brooded in a chair while on his phone looking up jokes.

Yea all his videos where taken from that one place outside, where he was told it's the only place he can smoke so set up shop in the corner with his allowed alcohol and pipe and sat there occasionally talking to passing family members and just doing his own thing.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

I bet his family is happy that they don’t have to listen to a drunk boglin talking about gender relations and young children anymore. TFW they will never be able to get the smell of vomit, shit and rancid cum out of their homes.

 

[Clint's Burden]

Always wanted to see a cartoon like Superjail about Josh.

Speaking of fictional cartoons that never existed, anybody have a line out to that spastic Chazz Razzlowski?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Miss this show. Wish adult swim would make shows like this again

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

He’s a dick when he’s drunk. I don’t believe the whole “I was drunk” shit. I think most stores could be fined for giving booze to someone who is drunk but they really don’t care and the police don’t really care. I’m sure he was being an ass to someone and they got posed at him.

Right there may be some potential liability for selling to an intoxicated customer but it's a lot more difficult to prove a causal connection if the person, say, drove there and back and got in an accident. Depending on the situation it could be worse for the store to refuse vs. the risk of any liability.

It'd be different if a person were consuming alcohol on site, they will almost always cut you off if you're across the line. Only exception I ever encountered was in college for obvious reasons (i.e. nobody drove to the bars and it's college so nobody GAF).

By the way - for anyone curious the cheap plastic bottle vodka Cobes was drinking and backwashing somewhere back in the thread was Viaka vodka from the McCormick Distilling Co. Really gnarly bottom shelf stuff, I'd take Popov over it any day were I drinking before noon on a Wednesday.

 

[tinycreamcorn]

Right there may be some potential liability for selling to an intoxicated customer but it's a lot more difficult to prove a causal connection if the person, say, drove there and back and got in an accident. Depending on the situation it could be worse for the store to refuse vs. the risk of any liability.

It'd be different if a person were consuming alcohol on site, they will almost always cut you off if you're across the line. Only exception I ever encountered was in college for obvious reasons (i.e. nobody drove to the bars and it's college so nobody GAF).

By the way - for anyone curious the cheap plastic bottle vodka Cobes was drinking and backwashing somewhere back in the thread was Viaka vodka from the McCormick Distilling Co. Really gnarly bottom shelf stuff, I'd take Popov over it any day were I drinking before noon on a Wednesday.

i feel there also could be some liability for not selling to someone who is deep in addiction and needs it to stay alive.

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

I wonder if he just watches porn in public? He seems the type

Oh absolutely. Actually even worse his phone Lock Screen is literal porn

 

[tinycreamcorn]

Oh absolutely. Actually even worse his phone Lock Screen is literal porn View attachment 3460105

if that's his lock screen imagine what's behind that lock screen. almost makes me feel shame for homedad to have a son like jord

 

[Potion_Time]

Oh absolutely. Actually even worse his phone Lock Screen is literal porn View attachment 3460105

And I thought my Cowboy Bebop lockscreen was embarrassing.