DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The Wicked Mitch]

What is with the singing? Does he actually think he's got a pleasant voice or his on the fly lyrics are entertaining? It's unbelievably cringey to watch a 40 year old man break into song the way he does constantly. I remember watching a TIHYDP where a good 20% of it was him singing or humming and it was intolerable.

He's desperate for one of his dents to create another "song" for him to use in the playlist that comprises roughly 50% of his streams.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

What is with the singing? Does he actually think he's got a pleasant voice or his on the fly lyrics are entertaining? It's unbelievably cringey to watch a 40 year old man break into song the way he does constantly. I remember watching a TIHYDP where a good 20% of it was him singing or humming and it was intolerable.

Typical nu-male behavior that increasingly popular on Youtube and such. It's funny when men embarrass themselves and seem non-threatening, teehee.

 

[Adebisi]

He's desperate for one of his dents to create another "song" for him to use in the playlist that comprises roughly 50% of his streams.

Worst part any edit a fan makes will make your ears bleed. Then you get someone like HateArmyWatch's Money Money Yea Yea song and it's so catchy.

I love how Detractor's always have better creativity and skill then Phils very tiny circle of dents.

 

[Corpun]

I've thought a lot about making a detractor channel but honestly I don't know how some of the detractors have the energy for Phil. The best of the best put up compilations and videos of Phil's weird fuck ups and rants every day and I don't know how they manage to watch the pig that frequently. To any detractor channels reading this I applaud you for managing to pay attention to Phil's antics as much as you do because I could never sit through or do a restream while he fucks himself over again and again.

What the hell does "effectively half Polish" mean why the effectively?

No clue. My guess is he is grappling with the fact he is a quarter Italian at best.

Combat system is Urban Champion on steroids and gives no quarter. Also using Link's shield is too complicated for facetank pigroach to get. Mashers will find even large life bars with lots of heal spells needing more magic points to stay out questing. Wait for the salt for a downward(/later upward too, why not) sword strike move generates. Chat can try and handhold him to 100% secrets but they'll only successfully do so for about maybe 75% of the actual game overhead map so when he gets to the last skill check filter, there's potential 8bit ragequit in play. The real counter you want to run during this attempt; how many times "fairy" is cast...

Wait until he gets to Stationary Link. He won't know what to do and we might end up with a rage quit. Far as I am aware there is no actual strategy to cheese that fight and he will probably fuck himself over through save scumming.

 

[00R-Gundam]

So a little nitpick from me.

why does he always explain shit that to any normal person, they should know about it. Almost as if he had retards for fans and/or kids that know jack shit.
Hell if you pay close attention with the singing, the funny hats, the background stuff on his streams is like hes making it attractive to children which ill assume he knows yet will never admit that his fanbase is composed of children and retards.

Which now takes me to the whole "pay me and ill clean my closet/see whats in there" This is a glimpse of the future as shit becomes stale (shocking i know) and hes forced to actual be "creative" dont be surprised if he starts paywalling mundane shit like "cleaning the garage' or "watch me clean the """""""""""office"""""""""""""

Like dsp is starting to become a bore to sit and listen through if it wasnt for the mentally ill trolls like PoP or the clip channels i could never sit through that boring shit. I believe we are at a point where things can go one of two ways:

A) We have a goldust renaissance brought by a new arc

B) Dsp starts to become unwatchable in any capacity

 

[tzgnilki]

What is with the singing? Does he actually think he's got a pleasant voice or his on the fly lyrics are entertaining? It's unbelievably cringey to watch a 40 year old man break into song the way he does constantly. I remember watching a TIHYDP where a good 20% of it was him singing or humming and it was intolerable.

he wants someone to make songs so he can use them to entertain his tards before the camera turns on

 

[Ptolemy]

I'm really going to miss An1337. I hope he comes back revived but I bet he is probably on the fence about that.
It sounds gay but I really do look forward to watching An streams and PoP streams. Takes me back to the old Tevin days when seeing that notif was like really exciting, and you knew you would have premiere background content for the evening.

To any detractor channels reading this I applaud you for managing to pay attention to Phil's antics as much as you do because I could never sit through or do a restream while he fucks himself over again and again.

I would not be on this sub-forum as much if it wasn't for the good detractor channels that keep this community fresh and interesting. DSP is so fucking unwatchable on his own. these guys/gals do God's work with their videos. It is also kinda fun getting into a sub community with jokes and memes specific to each channel.

I think the death/rebirth/birth of detractor channels is an essential part of watching DSP. They will rise and fall, people will gain and lose interest, but as long as someone carries the torch the community burns bright. In my mind you don't even have to like the restreamers, as long as someone is doing it, it enriches the discussion. I've been around for almost 5 years now and i notice often times new people don't know the best parts of the older lore, but once you show it to them its kinda like reliving it yourself when you watch their reactions to shit like the hospital saga or the rambo drama. In that way these stories that make the DSP timeline so hilarious keep getting retold when the newbies are brought up to speed. I think restreamers are an important part of exposing people to old events and the twists and turns in this 12151 page saga.

Anyway, I will stop being gay sentimental on a drama board. I press F for you An.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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The perfect running form of a world class body builder.

Listening to the Tevin rant for the first time as he sits in his shill chair. lmao what a tool.

 

[MAWBD]

why does he always explain shit that to any normal person, they should know about it. Almost as if he had retards for fans and/or kids that know jack shit.

You answered your own question.

 

[Pargon]

Wait until he gets to Stationary Link. He won't know what to do and we might end up with a rage quit. Far as I am aware there is no actual strategy to cheese that fight and he will probably fuck himself over through save scumming.

There absolutely is and given where I know it from I think it’s a fairly safe bet he does too but to be safe I’m not going to post it here in the small hope we’ll get salt out of it.

 

[DownwardFowl]

I believe we are at a point where things can go one of two ways:

A) We have a goldust renaissance brought by a new arc

B) Dsp starts to become unwatchable in any capacity

The day trolls and tractors leave the Vortex is the day DSPGaming officially breathes its last labored breath.

 

[KD6-3.7]

why does he always explain shit that to any normal person, they should know about it.

That’s his idea of flexing his “legit gamer knowledge”. Every time he posts “Super Mario Brothers 2”, he HAS to add “aka Doki Doki Panic in Japan!” It’s so lame and pathetic. Even his video game trivia is lame. I mean, one thing he could do that would at least be something interesting for his dentheads (and doesn’t take much effort at all, he could do it at night on his phone while he’s drinking), and maybe even start some conversation in his chat, is to look up actual interesting trivia and little-known facts about the older games he’s playing (read through a game’s Wiki article? read through its TV Tropes page?). He can’t even do that, because Phil is absolutely one of the laziest “males” on this planet, possibly even THE laziest.

And when he explains normal shit like yesterday, like what people eat and do on the Fourth of July, well, these are things mature married adults do (according to him), and he also feels like he needs to explain shit to the handful of foreigners in his audience who don’t understand our weird American traditions and cuisine.

 

[Ric Flair Woooo]

Dude can't even run right. Reminds me of the kids in high school that were allowed on the football team....but would never fucking play save for a blowout. Feet flared out like a duck.....and he waddled away....waddle waddle

 

[TomBradysVagina]

So a little nitpick from me.

why does he always explain shit that to any normal person, they should know about it. Almost as if he had retards for fans and/or kids that know jack shit.
Hell if you pay close attention with the singing, the funny hats, the background stuff on his streams is like hes making it attractive to children which ill assume he knows yet will never admit that his fanbase is composed of children and retards.

Which now takes me to the whole "pay me and ill clean my closet/see whats in there" This is a glimpse of the future as shit becomes stale (shocking i know) and hes forced to actual be "creative" dont be surprised if he starts paywalling mundane shit like "cleaning the garage' or "watch me clean the """""""""""office"""""""""""""

Like dsp is starting to become a bore to sit and listen through if it wasnt for the mentally ill trolls like PoP or the clip channels i could never sit through that boring shit. I believe we are at a point where things can go one of two ways:

A) We have a goldust renaissance brought by a new arc

B) Dsp starts to become unwatchable in any capacity

Take a look like 10 pages back where someone posted pictures of some of his biggest fans. I'm not trying to be an asshole judging people by how they look...but they are all clearly on the spectrum. The kind of shit Phil does is stuff that hits whatever the dopamine equivalent for autists is. Seriously. And even though dsp is as antisocial and clueless about everyday stuff as someone can be, his dents are even worse. They know about anime and ethots, so whatever garbage Phil is spewing out is news to them.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

That’s his idea of flexing his “legit gamer knowledge”. Every time he posts “Super Mario Brothers 2”, he HAS to add “aka Doki Doki Panic in Japan!” It’s so lame and pathetic.

Salt, or as I like to call it Sodium Chloride.

 

[PieceofShet]

From pyromegadeth who got out from prison after years or something. He back.

 

[Iron Hamster]

From pyromegadeth who got out from prison after years or something. He back.

He's more proud of his saves than accomplishing something in the game. lmao.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

That’s his idea of flexing his “legit gamer knowledge”. Every time he posts “Super Mario Brothers 2”, he HAS to add “aka Doki Doki Panic in Japan!” It’s so lame and pathetic. Even his video game trivia is lame. I mean, one thing he could do that would at least be something interesting for his dentheads (and doesn’t take much effort at all, he could do it at night on his phone while he’s drinking), and maybe even start some conversation in his chat, is to look up actual interesting trivia and little-known facts about the older games he’s playing (read through a game’s Wiki article? read through its TV Tropes page?). He can’t even do that, because Phil is absolutely one of the laziest “males” on this planet, possibly even THE laziest.

And when he explains normal shit like yesterday, like what people eat and do on the Fourth of July, well, these are things mature married adults do (according to him), and he also feels like he needs to explain shit to the handful of foreigners in his audience who don’t understand our weird American traditions and cuisine.

and what's the kicker is he's wrong because they did release the western Super Mario 2 in Japan and called it Super Mario USA so probably the more correct thing to call it would be that because they're the same game different title.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

The perfect running form of a world class body builder.

Listening to the Tevin rant for the first time as he sits in his shill chair. lmao what a tool.

Context?

 

[actually]

Typical nu-male behavior that increasingly popular on Youtube and such. It's funny when men embarrass themselves and seem non-threatening, teehee.

Phil has no capacity for actual self-deprecation. He appears to think he's a genuinely good singer. His ego is fed by chatters sarcastically telling him he is.

The singing with game music is because he has nothing to say and secretly hopes he'll get some dent to make him a new remix for free.