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Things haven't really reached the terminal phase until people start posting parody song lyrics.
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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here's a little ditty i wrote called "i wonder if russell greer owns a license for raping guns" wanna hear it?
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Not sure how I missed that.
I'm still hoping for some more AGT-related lulz soon though.
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Yeah, that would be nice
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When you look at his old AG badge photo then compare it to his realy bad one from last week or his hooker date pic,his hair line going fast..
How long til you all think it take for it to all fall out?
How long til you all think it take for it to all fall out?
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We can talk about how I have the mental image of Russ baby-birding a link sausage and when he can't get down down trying to lube it up with some blueberry syrup stuck in my head this morning. Say what you will about IHOP, that blueberry syrup do be good though.
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Next year he's getting on for sure! Heidi Klum will fall in love with him and he'll become a big time musician and song writer. Then Taylor Swift will realize what a chad he is, divorce her new husband and join Heidi in Russtard's love nest.
And seriously you know that ideas like that are going through his misshapen skull.
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The thing that gets me is how he came up with these ideas in the first place. Sure, almost every teenage boy fantasizes about being with some hot, rich, and famous celebrity, but even the most pompous and self-centered man realizes they don't have a chance.
Russell is so braindead and clueless he actually thinks he's got a shot. I just cannot imagine where he got these ideas from. It's his brain so sex-crazed that he just sees a hot girl and goes "mine?"
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The incel song has been delayed until next year when he has successfully sued his way onto AGT.
We'll all just have to wait until he debuts it with a performance on live international TV.
We'll all just have to wait until he debuts it with a performance on live international TV.
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He knows he's making us suffer.
Do we know what "I am leading a nonprofit" is talking about? Does he mean one of his PACs?
Edit: Russ's inhuman lack of self-awareness continues to astound me. He's reviled by the human race in general and is best known as a malicious, depraved lunatic, yet he takes to social media to announce, "I'm not only talented, not only accomplished, not only self-sacrificing, but also COOL, and I am a big leader and help tons of people. #niceguys" Okay, I understand "fake it 'til you make it," but this is just insane. I guess I'm not jaded with Russ yet.
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What a fucking loss.
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I for one look forward to seeing what his nonprofit enormous endeavor regarding whores turns out to be.
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That's not how you build up hype, you limp faced faggot.
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I think the endeavour might be "stall until next year's AGT starts".
Deluded bastard really thinks he's going to sue his way onto the stage.
The speculation was settled the day he described Anne Frank at age 12 as "a cutie, dang".
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“Instead of releasing this song in hopes of getting my dick sucked, I will be working on my PAC in hopes of getting my dick sucked. Cause I’m nice like that 
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Probably a smart move for Russ. I can't imagine a song about girls not liking "nice guys" and going after douchebags going over well while he's "campaigning" for women's rights.
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It doesn't matter. Under FRAP, even if a period is calendar days as opposed to business days, if the last day of the period isn't a business day (i.e. a weekend or holiday) the deadline automatically extends to the end of the next business day.
If their 3-day deadline was supposed to be business days, it'd be Tuesday, and if it was supposed to be calendar days, it'd still be today, Tuesday, because the calendar deadline would be a Saturday and it automatically extends to Tuesday because it can't be on a weekend or holiday.
tl;dr their deadline is the end of Tuesday in the court's time zone.
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With a one year delay of " the song of summer " he will be bald by the time it sees daylight.