"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[John Andrews Stan]

It is kind of funny to imagine Jim’s neighbors finding out that he has an online following and a glimpse of his face is the holy grail of sperg relics.

 

[DankSmoker]

It is kind of funny to imagine Jim’s neighbors finding out that he has an online following and a glimpse of his face is the holy grail of sperg relics.

I imagine it's more akin to the ark of the covenant.

 

[Least Concern]

no, you'd have to eat her pussy for that

Right, but what's the down side?

 

[DankSmoker]

Right, but what's the down side?

Asian pubes are like a brillo pad.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Asian pubes are like a brillo pad.

A tasty one.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

I want to hug and kiss Jim and poz him up with rhinoviruses and other shit that his blown-out immune system can't cope with!

You're a good man for that.

 

[NOT a Loaded Gun]

The current saga of Jim getting doxed has left me with a somewhat bittersweet taste. On the one hand, I'm curious to see the face behind the gravelly smoker's voice. On the other hand, maybe we shouldn't gaze upon the face of the internet's dad.

His anonymity all these years has allowed him great freedom to speak his mind and shitpost with impunity. He's rich and has a rapist's wit, what a catch! Jade is one lucky burrito too. This new chapter in Jim's life will hopefully bear much fruit (and milk!) for all the hungry masses.

 

[GhostButt]

this arc is fucking gay,

 

[Bridget]

this arc is fucking ̶g̶a̶y̶ FUN

I know, right? Most autistic arc yet, greatly looking forward to the sheer spaghetti we're going to get.
The sperg that left Jim a drink was just the appetiser.

 

[MySonDavid]

This shit is getting so gay

 

[GhostButt]

This shit is getting so gay

so gay that jade is fujo shipping it like dekuxbakugo

 

[BSV]

The current saga of Jim getting doxed has left me with a somewhat bittersweet taste. On the one hand, I'm curious to see the face behind the gravelly smoker's voice. On the other hand, maybe we shouldn't gaze upon the face of the internet's dad.

His anonymity all these years has allowed him great freedom to speak his mind and shitpost with impunity. He's rich and has a rapist's wit, what a catch! Jade is one lucky burrito too. This new chapter in Jim's life will hopefully bear much fruit (and milk!) for all the hungry masses.

One thing I would say is that what makes him unique is that he isn't completely self centered. Most internet attention whores and grifters have a tendency to put themselves in the center of everything and making things about themselves. It's a great trait not doing that.

At one point I imagine he had some IRL carrier or something he was trying to pursue which was the reason for his secrecy. And this was obviously the reason for his "What's happens on the iNTERNET isn't real life" bullshit philosophy. Now that he is permanently disabled and really have nothing to lose. I think It's just a gimmick to be sort of an enigmatic character. I don't care about this mystical whatever. I just want to see what the fuck he looks like! And I think anyone with normal curiosity does as well. If he don't want weirdos stalking him in his bushes, and various other weird things happening at his home. I think it's just good to get it over with.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Imagine caring about what an internet stranger looks like.

 

[Obsul]

Imagine caring about what an internet stranger looks like.

Imagine spending time talking about internet strangers.

 

[Arcturus]

So basically we're just a little while away from some turbo sperg staking out Jim's house to learn his habits and then running to shove a camera in his face when he leaves for chemo or whatever.

 

[byuu]

Imagine caring about what an internet stranger looks like.

I just want to see the reaction of his fans when it's revealed that Jim looks like a 40 year old nerdy cancer patient instead of looking like their ideal father figure.

 

[GhostButt]

you fags would let jim mpreg ur anus, yall make ppp look straight

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Fucks sake. "Sweetie squad" is supposed to be fucking ironic. Do I like Jim's content? Sure. If a kiwi posted his pic woukd I click on the link? Probably. Do I actually GAF what he looks like? Not really. Would I go to his home univited just to try and meet him?

No, because I'm not Fagtardtistic. You'd have to be a 500 homopower, oversperged, turbocuck reee-8 with an all fag suspension, rack and pegged steering, and all-goy disc brakes to do something that fucking ralphamale.

 

[Table Country]

The first to eat his heart will inherit his throne and powers

If you eat his lungs you can inherit his canceraids too.

 

[LordBasilisk]

I saw someone on Twitter claiming AF kittycucks talking about trying to FOIA the bodycam footage. Anyone have any archives of that, or is it just bullshit? I'll try to find the tweet later. I didn't see it specifically looking back through this thread.