DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Corpun]

There absolutely is and given where I know it from I think it’s a fairly safe bet he does too but to be safe I’m not going to post it here in the small hope we’ll get salt out of it.

Too late. I'm betting some whale has already tipped him off about it. If not we may get another Melania fight where he keeps slamming his head into a wall until he needs to 'go to the bathroom' and looks it up online.

 

[Hate Army Watch]

DSP: "Keem should've contacted me via the proper channel, which is a behind the scenes email chain"

Also DSP:

 

[Wasabi Panda]

That’s his idea of flexing his “legit gamer knowledge”. Every time he posts “Super Mario Brothers 2”, he HAS to add “aka Doki Doki Panic in Japan!” It’s so lame and pathetic. Even his video game trivia is lame. I mean, one thing he could do that would at least be something interesting for his dentheads (and doesn’t take much effort at all, he could do it at night on his phone while he’s drinking), and maybe even start some conversation in his chat, is to look up actual interesting trivia and little-known facts about the older games he’s playing (read through a game’s Wiki article? read through its TV Tropes page?). He can’t even do that, because Phil is absolutely one of the laziest “males” on this planet, possibly even THE laziest.

And when he explains normal shit like yesterday, like what people eat and do on the Fourth of July, well, these are things mature married adults do (according to him), and he also feels like he needs to explain shit to the handful of foreigners in his audience who don’t understand our weird American traditions and cuisine.

It's almost alien, that and how he has to say the marketing-approved name as if his stream is under a branding agreement. Like he didn't play BOPs2 on his xbox, no he plays Call of duty: black Ops 2 on his X-box Series X. Mixed in with the really weird shit that comes out of his mouth like "in the united states if you're an American like me"

what did that even mean?

Whats worse is his "I'm a fan" trivia of games, music, movies, cartoons, comics etc is 95% of the time made up or plan wrong.

It's obnoxiously odd.

 

[Brother Wind]

and what's the kicker is he's wrong because they did release the western Super Mario 2 in Japan and called it Super Mario USA so probably the more correct thing to call it would be that because they're the same game different title.

Here if you want proof he reads this.

Doki doki panic is a fairly different game. Firstly, it doesn't have a run button. Secondly, you have to complete the game as all four characters to beat it. Thirdly, DDP doesn't have the crab. Thats just off the top if my head as big changes

Edit:, im a moron who hit post instead of linebreak

 

[MAWBD]

DSP: "Keem should've contacted me via the proper channel, which is a behind the scenes email chain"

Also DSP:
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[DeeTracktor]

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Shouldnt he know already...poor sod

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuBzZsPMMlM

 

[Pepper Jack]

DSP was kicking of his shitcast and his brain froze and he looked like this for a couple of seconds.

 

[Organized Derailment]

I seriously doubt that Phil set up the drive to defrag itself. He also said its setup to "partition" itself which makes 0 sense for the drive's use case.

 

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Wonder if this was that mini-whale that showed up on occasion...paladin_maxon or something similar.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

so content creator with 14 years doing this, who's also successful doesn't know what to do when a file is corrupted uploading it to youtube and has no way to edit it offline...

this guy.

 

[Hate Army Watch]

During the start of this buy-me-a-new-computer HINT segment, DSP claims he has "automatic scans and partitions" set up so that the hard drive doesn't get fragmented over time. Let that sink in for this person who "used to be one of us PC people who built and networked computers for LAN parties"

 

[Phil's a Nigger]

As it's 5 of July I just want to say.... I am not physically attracted to Phill and I will not have sex with him for sure! That is all.

 

[Pargon]

During the start of this buy-me-a-new-computer HINT segment, DSP claims he has "automatic scans and partitions" set up so that the hard drive doesn't get fragmented over time. Let that sink in for this person who "used to be one of us PC people who built and networked computers for LAN parties"

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This is as easy as two clicks in the Disk Defragmenter windows utility.

I seriously doubt that Phil set up the drive to defrag itself. He also said its setup to "partition" itself which makes 0 sense for the drive's use case.

I’m sure what he means is a recovery partition, which is also an easily-set automatic process. In fact I’m almost certain factory Windows is set by default to do this.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Context?

Where he's blaming Tevin for khet leaving the Halloween stream

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I seriously doubt that Phil set up the drive to defrag itself. He also said its setup to "partition" itself which makes 0 sense for the drive's use case.

Honestly the hard drive segment sounded like he threw 3 darts randomly at a dictionary of IT-related terms and just mashed the ones he got into a sentence for a (not so) subtle "buy me a new PC" beg.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

During the start of this buy-me-a-new-computer HINT segment, DSP claims he has "automatic scans and partitions" set up so that the hard drive doesn't get fragmented over time. Let that sink in for this person who "used to be one of us PC people who built and networked computers for LAN parties"

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Phil needs a new computer? Hmmmm, if only there was some autist who set up a separate bank account with the funds needed to buy a computer for Phil.... @Little Bill / @JimJimJim

 

[Iron Hamster]

he didn't play BOPs2 on his xbox,

Kidz BOPs2 wasn't available on xbox. Only CD

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Pay the excessive pigtax of course.

 

[Hate Army Watch]

DSP will be cannibalizing this channel for react content:

https://www.youtube.com/c/RobGavagan

 

[Pizza Parker's Pizza Time]

Wonder if this was that mini-whale that showed up on occasion...paladin_maxon or something similar.

SaintMaxson? Last recorded tip from him was May 23rd of last year. I sort of just regarded him as being a sock for someone else, similar to Thorax, thedevilUK, and GaryBKK. Dropped their loads over the course of a few streams and then disappeared.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

During the start of this buy-me-a-new-computer HINT segment, DSP claims he has "automatic scans and partitions" set up so that the hard drive doesn't get fragmented over time. Let that sink in for this person who "used to be one of us PC people who built and networked computers for LAN parties"

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In other words, Phil is once again trying to use technical jargon and big words to hide the fact that he's a fucking idiot and lazy.