The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Ghostse]

For now. As tattoos and body modification get more and more socially acceptable, and the cost of it becomes something to brag about, it's just a matter of time until extreme body modification becomes a fashion statement.

Before we know it, wiggers will be strolling around shirtless: their back/chest covered in glow up/LED tats, looking like a Twitch streamer's bedroom, golden trinkets, mini-loudspeakers blasting the latest incomprehensible gangsta rap, and the other paraphernalia of small-minded thuggery.

I did forget about Tattoos. White Niggers love dropping $300 to get a partly finished sleeve of some pop culture shit.

 

[AnOminous]

I did forget about Tattoos. White Niggers love dropping $300 to get a partly finished sleeve of some pop culture shit.

And they need another grand to finish it the next day but instead they buy a bunch of smack.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Who's protecting the Tranch from the legions of Nazi TERFs when they're out hiking? And for fuck's sake, why do you need to carry two P-Mags AND an extra pistol mag? If you're worried about bears then carry a 10mm or a 44 magnum and be done with it.

Nah, if he's worried about bears he already brought Kevin along. No need to waste ammo.

 

[Plague Flea]

Nah, if he's worried about bears he already brought Kevin along. No need to waste ammo.

AmHole stank is an effective bear repellent.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Although I think we probably need to start having Tranny Rich classification. Someone who the minute they get any money b, ows it on pretending to be a woman; dresses, voices lessons, hair removal, skull/adams apple shaving, castration, dick inversion.

We can pair it with Medicaid Kween, for people like Kevin who get all their troon shit FOR FREE thanks to state based medicaid paying for their silicone nightmares and laser hair removal, but again spend all their money on consooooom.

Before we know it, wiggers will be strolling around shirtless: their back/chest covered in glow up/LED tats, looking like a Twitch streamer's bedroom, golden trinkets, mini-loudspeakers blasting the latest incomprehensible gangsta rap, and the other paraphernalia of small-minded thuggery

I like to think they'll walk around with funko pop trinkets of their favorite characters, LEDs and tats of pop culture, body mods to make them look more animu, mini loudspeakers blasting weeb and techno shit, and 24 hour cosplay with working replica swords and guns. Like a horrid blend of white trash and weeb.

AmHole stank is an effective bear repellent.

Either that or a meat shield. One less mouth to feed!

 

[wagglyplacebo]

This thread is great for a number of reasons but my favorite is even the racism gets science textbook grade explanation posts. Thank you farm owning dentist assistants.

 

[Bob_]

AmHole stank is an effective bear repellent.

Forget the drywalling, they should be focusing on bringing this product to market. They'll be Elon rich in months!

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Forget the drywalling, they should be focusing on bringing this product to market. They'll be Elon rich in months!

AM
Use it as a bug repellent! With the power of AM even bears are just big bugs! AM

Why salt the earth when you could use just a pinch of Kevryn Gibes Magic Mix and get the same results? AM
There wouldn't have been any slavery if the Romans used this after razing Carthage! AM

GET YOUR OLD-ASS ASS OUT HYDROGEN CYANIDE AND MAKE WAY FOR THE NEXT GENERATION CHEMICAL WEAPON!
Herbicide, fungicide, pesticide, fratricide, matricide, genocide! AM
WHY SETTLE FOR A MEASLY SIX MILLION? GO FOR THE TOP SCORE! AM

Preorder now and get in the queue today! AM is available in extremely limited quantities and is produced only when Kevryn gets around to producing* the Secret Sauce that makes AM so potent!

*never

 

[AMHOLIO]

There wouldn't have been any slavery if the Romans used this after razing Carthage! AM

I need you to know I love this and I love your autism.

 

[Meriasek]

The only 10mm tacticool enough for Pennywise would be the Bren Ten but that's unavailable; large frame revolvers and brush guns aren't sexy either. His best option is a nigger rich staple, the gold-plated Desert Eagle. Strictly in .357 loaded with .38 special so he won't hurt his wrists.

Nah, Colt Delta Elite is just tacticool enough for SpecOps Pennywise.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

I like to think they'll walk around with funko pop trinkets of their favorite characters, LEDs and tats of pop culture, body mods to make them look more animu, mini loudspeakers blasting weeb and techno shit, and 24 hour cosplay with working replica swords and guns. Like a horrid blend of white trash and weeb.

You could make some form of consumerist dystopian cyberpunk setting out of that mental image.

 

[Aunt Carol]

AmHole stank is an effective bear repellent.

I read somewhere that their transperiods attract bears. Bears can validate the manstruation.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I'm on a website that allows me keep up with the exploits of trannies turning their alpaca farm grift into a wasteland while I read a PhD-level dissertation on the concept of being Nigger Rich as opposed to being New Money. KF is such a magical place.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

You could make some form of consumerist dystopian cyberpunk setting out of that mental image.

And I would read the shit out of it.

 

[Temperance]

It's been awhile, I wonder how the Katrina Mora gofundme is going...

Oh.

Penny added some photos to it a couple days ago, although I'm not going to include them here since they're mostly photos of the Mora family. Kinda irresponsible if he genuinely believes dangerous fascists are always watching, don't you think?

He even pinned them on the Tranch twitter.

Oh, and check this out:

Pretty scummy (IMO) to frame this gofundme as being for the Oglala Lakota when it's for Penny's personal friend who appears to be middle-class and doesn't live on a reservation or anything. Just serves as more confirmation that the previous Oglala Lakota gofundme campaign was a scam as well.

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Other unrelated tweets:

That Tranch documentary is probably never coming out, lol.


Penny shilled the Tranch patreon, which has been bleeding patrons since January:


Possibly a new grift on the horizon? I can imagine Penny making a "Tenacious Unicorn Security Company" that caters to LGBT and anarchist events.

He's been retweeting stuff about dangerous fascists lately, after all.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

Looks like Pennywise can't even launder money successfully anymore.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Possibly a new grift on the horizon? I can imagine Penny making a "Tenacious Unicorn Security Company" that caters to LGBT and anarchist events.
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The rational human being in me says "what could go wrong?" but the bona fide SICKO in me says "YES HA HA HA YES!"

 

[Niggerphobe]

The rational human being in me says "what could go wrong?" but the bona fide SICKO in me says "YES HA HA HA YES!"

Imagine you have a gun pointed at you for calling someone guy

 

[Coccxys]

Possibly a new grift on the horizon? I can imagine Penny making a "Tenacious Unicorn Security Company" that caters to LGBT and anarchist events.

Oh yeah turn up in full tacticool gear to be "security" for a protest. No way that could escalate anything, I'm sure the cops wouldn't get twitchy about the guy wandering around strapped or anything.

Surely security work (as in being a designated security for something not just wandering round dressed as spec ops) requires registering and licensing?

Still I'm pretty sure a heavily armed group of unhinged men popping edibles at large protest is the best way for the tranch to pop up on a few fed agencies' radars (if they're not there already).

 

[Ghostse]

This thread is great for a number of reasons but my favorite is even the racism gets science textbook grade explanation posts. Thank you farm owning dentist assistants.

Knowing why we are prejudiced is what separates us from the animals - niggers who sit around just blaming whitey for everything that doesn't go their way.

The rational human being in me says "what could go wrong?" but the bona fide SICKO in me says "YES HA HA HA YES!"

A bunch of narcistic mentally ill men in dresses tacticool battlerattle, fucking up their body's chemical systems, and being given power. How long until the first negligent discharge?