Times when you have felt genuinely sorry for Chris

Someone is going to try to take advantage of your pure heart someday.

I'm the same guy who also thinks that they should throw the book at Chris Chan, or that it would be best if he died soon (from poor health). There's nothing for him left outside of prison. He's destroyed his life so thoroughly, I believe that life in prison, or dying, would be the best case scenario for him.

Mostly it extends to me just wanting the saga to end.
 
I'm the same guy who also thinks that they should throw the book at Chris Chan, or that it would be best if he died soon (from poor health). There's nothing for him left outside of prison. He's destroyed his life so thoroughly, I believe that life in prison, or dying, would be the best case scenario for him.

Mostly it extends to me just wanting the saga to end.

Chris will never have a normal life, but it's still possible for him to have *a* life. He has funding in the form of his tugboat, and he can still make some money on the side from his artistic endeavors (as long as it isn't so much that he loses his tugboat).

I consider the Gunt to have a more reprehensible personality than Chris -- he's definitely more physically disgusting -- yet somehow he has a 5/10 horse-like girlfriend who is a big enough deviant to stay with him.

Actually making it work, however, would require a level of lucidity that Chris doesn't have.
 
I honestly feel sorry for him right this instant. Once he was a diaperfur tier retard, pitiful and disgusting but naive and generally harmless.

There was an innocence about his little autistic world he'd built for himself out of legos and sonic dolls and cum rags. Years go by without my paying attention, and suddenly he's the world's most hideous tranny, and in jail for incest. I look into all of his recent delusions and they hinge around stupid internet ideas, such as transgenderism, covid, and other hoaxes. It becomes immediately obvious that the internet has completely mindfucked him.

I feel like the last several awful years of his life reflect some kind of microcosm of what social media has done to humanity.

In an earlier incarnation, he was just a sad fat retard whose biggest problem in life is feuding with sega over what color sonic's arms should be, and when I compare that to 2022 tranny jailbird literal motherfucker Chris, holy shit I feel bad for the poor sperg.
 
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When he got banned from the Game Place.

Obviously he did plenty of things to merit it but it was at the worst possible time and left him really isolated and particularly vulnerable to internet mindfucks.
I can see where you are coming from, but he really did deserve it after causing so much disruption to the business.

We saw what happened with him and The End Games, they really tried their best to let him stay, even telling weens harassing them to btfo, but ultimately Chris was unable to control himself and they had no choice but to ban him. It's not like what Chris claims where everyone was playing kick the autistic and banning him for no reason, many establishments tried to put up with his bullshit for as long as they could before resorting to a ban.
 
When he got banned from the Game Place.

Obviously he did plenty of things to merit it but it was at the worst possible time and left him really isolated and particularly vulnerable to internet mindfucks.

I am sure he is awful to deal with in person, but it was sort of sad because it was his only social outlet. Not to mention he was essentially being bullied by a bunch of losers hanging out at a game store playing games with small children.
I can see where you are coming from, but he really did deserve it after causing so much disruption to the business.

We saw what happened with him and The End Games, they really tried their best to let him stay, even telling weens harassing them to btfo, but ultimately Chris was unable to control himself and they had no choice but to ban him. It's not like what Chris claims where everyone was playing kick the autistic and banning him for no reason, many establishments tried to put up with his bullshit for as long as they could before resorting to a ban.

I felt like The End Games was even sadder because as far as we know, the people he was hanging out with there were actually his friends and not just tolerating him or plotting against him like at The Game Place.
 
I can see where you are coming from, but he really did deserve it after causing so much disruption to the business.

We saw what happened with him and The End Games, they really tried their best to let him stay, even telling weens harassing them to btfo, but ultimately Chris was unable to control himself and they had no choice but to ban him. It's not like what Chris claims where everyone was playing kick the autistic and banning him for no reason, many establishments tried to put up with his bullshit for as long as they could before resorting to a ban.
I agree, he definitely deserved his ban but it was terrible timing for him and led to a lot of trouble. Chris did manage to avoid being banned from there for several years but I think that the isolation and internet screwed him up over the same period...there was a big difference between 2002 Chris and 2008 Chris.

The other one was when someone told him his gal-pals in high school were "hired help". To be honest I thought that was just pointlessly cruel and shows are some really sick people who attached themselves to this guy. I think Bluespike was too immature at the time to really understand what he was doing in comparison.
 
I felt like The End Games was even sadder because as far as we know, the people he was hanging out with there were actually his friends and not just tolerating him or plotting against him like at The Game Place.
Yeah, Chris must be really difficult to hang out with if they had no choice but to resort to cutting him off.

I consider the Gunt to have a more reprehensible personality than Chris -- he's definitely more physically disgusting -- yet somehow he has a 5/10 horse-like girlfriend who is a big enough deviant to stay with him.
Ethan is objectively a worse person than Chris, maybe less autistic and delusional, but definitely a bigger asshole. Therefore, it's not technically impossible for Chris to find a girlfriend.
 
In a way, I feel sorry for Chris' entire life. I know he's an adult, and ultimately his choices are his own, but I won't deny that his parents definitely played a critical role in fucking him up royally. If they had gotten him the help he needed instead of trying to "normalize" him by sending him to regular school, and had been more proactive in dealing with his autism, he very well could have had a much better life. They really seemed to think his autism would just magically go away on its own, and that was a huge mistake.
 
his parents definitely played a critical role in fucking him up royally.
Enabling the delusion (among many) that Chris descended from British royalty was the first step that Bob and Barb (well Barb anyway) were bad parents. They just hated how they didn't want to rely on outside help. I thought that bob would've at least helped Chris with his autism by signing him up for some autistic only events (with Chris meeting the Wallflower one of them. Whether it was Chris's idea or Bob's to go to that event, I don't know). Now, Chris is up a creek without a paddle.
 
Enabling the delusion (among many) that Chris descended from British royalty was the first step that Bob and Barb (well Barb anyway) were bad parents. They just hated how they didn't want to rely on outside help. I thought that bob would've at least helped Chris with his autism by signing him up for some autistic only events (with Chris meeting the Wallflower one of them. Whether it was Chris's idea or Bob's to go to that event, I don't know). Now, Chris is up a creek without a paddle.
I'm no mind-reader, so I can't tell what was going on in Borb's heads when they raised him, but based on what we know and what they've said, it's likely they just had a really old-fashioned idea of what treatment for mental disorders was like. They probably thought Chris getting help would be riding on the short bus with other speds, being treated like an idiot, and possibly even just institutionalizing him. They were old enough to come from a time when that's how people with disorders were treated, and they probably thought the same would happen for Chris.
 
I'm no mind-reader, so I can't tell what was going on in Borb's heads when they raised him, but based on what we know and what they've said, it's likely they just had a really old-fashioned idea of what treatment for mental disorders was like. They probably thought Chris getting help would be riding on the short bus with other speds, being treated like an idiot, and possibly even just institutionalizing him. They were old enough to come from a time when that's how people with disorders were treated, and they probably thought the same would happen for Chris.
According to them, bob and Barb mainstreamed Chris, which means that he didn't take any special ed classes. Ironically, he did get into a fight with another kid on the regular bus which resulted in Chris taking the short bus during his high school year.
 
I'm sure that some people have felt the same that I do and have talked about it in the thread, but I do want to mention how bittersweet the video of Chris at the bar with Kim Wilson and her friend is. The saddest videos of CWC aren't the ones where he's distressed after being trolled or having a schizophrenic breakdown, but rather the ones where he's normal and seems like anyone you'd encounter in public and maybe chat with for a minute but never think twice about. There's no Sonichu medallion (visible on his person), he's not sperging out about his love quest, he's just sharing a drink with friends.

 
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