Ralph is a really weird case. He acts like a high school dork trying to be cool in 2005. Thatās why he walks around looking like the bastard son of Fred Durst and Dusty Rhodes. Itās almost like he missed out on the experience of getting properly bullied in high school (possibly because he wasnāt there), and heās making up for it in his late 30ās. He wants us to believe he was a cool kidāwhich is cringe in itselfābut nobody knows him or talks about him. Nobody tags in him their pictures. Iām gonna guess that if there was a party in Ralphās town, Ralph wasnāt there, because no one told him about it, because nobody knew who the fuck he was, and they wouldnāt invite him if they did.
Thatās why I donāt buy his lies about āI used to do a lot of coke.ā Thatās like saying āI used to be cool and party hard with muh boys.ā Bullshit. Ralph drank alone on Friday night and jerked off with his own tears.