Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[NaggotFigger]

BWAHAHAHAHA
See Disney, this is what you get for trying to please these clowns
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Spoiler: wait... there's a TRANNY CLONE TROOPER???????

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What a coincidence! Disney has attempted so hard that it promptly end up making those fans starting to complain about POCs and white people and shit the company does their worst to appeal them. Good job Disney for making them malding further and a tranny Clone Trooper? Goddamnit not this again.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

I wonder where the money went. Certainly not in the render of generic Unreal Engine brown rock cave.
It's crazy how much stuff Favreau's team can achieve with the Volume and yet a team lead by KK can only make bland locations and bad cinematography.

I think it went to Ewan McGregor's pocket. He's literally the only reason anyone watches this show and the one that's actually excited to do more.

 

[Sneed F91]

There was a lot of odd choices in RotJ that I think people have tossed aside due to nostalgia and whatnot.

There were a lot of contentious choices in that movie but a lot of them were made due to budget reasons and George just wanting to get Star Wars over with, because everyone was just getting tired of the whole thing. A movie trilogy ending up as good as the OT is not common in the slightest and it would have been so easy for ESB and ROTJ to straight up suck.

I still would have liked to see what would have happened if George went through with his multiple sequels and Luke getting another sister.

@Little Red Corvette
This post is really interesting because it's all mostly really stupid but this one is kind of right.

Before SW wasn't solely pandering to diversity the main character being a white guy surrounded by people who were or weren't white wasn't an issue. All of a sudden when the Disney sequels come along and tell us how diverse and inclusive they are and if you don't like it you're racist then shoving a black guy in our face then shoving him to the side for a bland white woman to be the savior of the galaxy becomes a problem.

 

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

With the right outfitting, she looks attractive.

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Since I'm looking at these now, this brings me to yet another missed opportunity that Disney made; instead of making this actress an uglified, unlikable "resistance" fighter, they could have made her a princess/senator of [insert planet here].

Edit: Now that I'm thinking on it, Lupita N'yongo could have had the same treatment as well.

I feel like I woke up in another universe where ultra frumpy = hot. Except for the clothes she looks exactly the same as she does in TLJ. She's got a weird round face and eternally frumpy body, and I don't care if you soak her in makeup and bukkake her with a thousand penises, she's always going to look like a female Bobby Lee.

BWAHAHAHAHA
See Disney, this is what you get for trying to please these clowns
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She almost had it but had to ruin everything by pretending she gives a shit about negroes. Leftist whites are obsessed with nigs and appear to see every other race as some form of nig-lite. They need to be called out and shamed for their degenerate BBC fetish.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

I saw this video and it was good, but god Marsha Lucas is a good editor, but she is really overrated and dickrided hard.

But this does make me appreciate more of the scene aside from that and makes me see how fucking stupid Star Wars fans are when they complain about the exhaust port in the Death Star

That has to be the best transition to a raid shadow legends sponsorship on youtube.

 

[The handsome tard]

Her modus operandi for joining the Inquisitors is to get revenge on Vader for slaughtering the Jedi, so she goes along with the Empire to slaughter Jedi, civilians, and children in order to avenge those who were slaughtered during Order 66. And blames Obi-Wan for not stopping Order 66.

This writing is borderline schizophrenic...

$25 million an episode

https://mobile.twitter.com/ScriptTrooper/status/1543268644695580678

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Where is the "WHY DIDNT YOU DONATE/SOLVE THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS WITH THAT MONEY?!" argument when that happens? Oh, of course, its ok when the corporation you worship does it.

Crazy to think that roughly 10 years ago the big name retailers used to give Star Wars its own dedicated aisle and now in 2022, at least going by my local Walmart, Jurassic Park has a whole aisle while Star Wars only gets a few pegs. Also don't forget that only one NuWars toy will set you back $20 where back in 2005 you could get a battle pack with at four figures for that price.

The power of a brand devalued

>gets bored
>goes on twitter

Well, there is your problem

Saw what Mark Hamill tweeted after this tweet revealed an inconvenient truth.
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Turns out Mark was just like Jake Skywalker in TLJ.

The problem a lot of people have is separating the character from the actor. I will always look up to Luke as one of the greatest heroes in cinema. I will never respect Mark Hamill despite me enjoying his works.

What a fuck head.

Social media was the worst thing to happen to celebs and politicians because it gave them too much freedom to show who they are.

Let's talk about that retarded "traitor" not plotline.
The majority of First Dis-Order soldiers are stolen and indoctrinated as kids, Kylo, that commie faggot betrays and kills his own family and school, yet Finn is the "traitor" and almost dies. J.J just wanted to call Finn a "nigger" and be done with it.

I think the only fight scene I remember in TFA that everyone else sort of remembers is that fight between Finn and that random Stormtrooper who called him a traitor.

The thing is, the intensity really made it feel like there was some real history there between the two, as if there was some deleted scene between them before Finn escaped.

Honestly, the fact they made Finn a low rank instead made an elite one who started to grow indepedent thought, thus leading to him getting chased by his fellow elite ranks and then be labelled as a "traitor". Suddenly stuff like that trooper deciding to drop his stuff and go all melee feels like it has weight, as if to say "because of our history, I shall give a fair fight before you perish, traitor!"

It would show that these elite members at least have some sense of honour and code among themselves that, even when one of them turns rogue, they refuse to take the other down with uncivilized weapons like a blaster.

Again, making Phasma their leader and Finn and T8-R (thats legit his name they gave him) being two sides of the same coin would have been powerful. One wants to escape from Phasma, the other wants to impress her. Maybe Finn was Phasma's favorite and T8-R hated that deep down.

But nah...just old me coming up with better stuff than these hack writers ever could

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Again, making Phasma their leader and Finn and T8-R (thats legit his name they gave him) being two sides of the same coin would have been powerful. One wants to escape from Phasma, the other wants to impress her. Maybe Finn was Phasma's favorite and T8-R hated that deep down.

Actually, it isn't.
You've been duped by memes.
The stormtrooper that Finn fought is officially FN-2199 aka "Nines."

 

[Midwit]

the main EU content generator was the fucking d20 tabletop

Um acktuallly it was the D6 tabletop, get your lore right loser.

Of course, in Disneywars all infantry+armored branches but the Stormtroopers were disbanded and folded into them pretty much the moment Solo was done playing around in the mud.

Even though you can literally see Imperial Army grunts in Episode 6? There were also the naval troopers inside the bunker, but people ignore those guys even more than they do the Army most of the time.

The reason they were all white English guys was because Star Wars was mostly filmed in the UK and most of the actors they could get would've been English and, since it's pre-Tony Blair, they'd almost all be actual English people rather than imported browns of various degree.

FN-2199

Why does Disney always 4 digit codes for this stuff? Sure it's easily readable but it does imply that there's only around 10,000 Stormtroopers total which is a wee bit small by galactic standards. Where's CT-4301321 or TK-7771005 to shore up the numbers?

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

Social media was the worst thing to happen to celebs and politicians because it gave them too much freedom to show who they are.

I fucking loved celebrities/voice actors in the 90s and 2000s because we only knew them from their work. Nowadays, we also know them for the shit they spew on the internet.

It's a shame, really.

 

[Sneeds_Sniggerly]

The problem a lot of people have is separating the character from the actor. I will always look up to Luke as one of the greatest heroes in cinema. I will never respect Mark Hamill despite me enjoying his works.

What a fuck head.

Social media was the worst thing to happen to celebs and politicians because it gave them too much freedom to show who they are.

I fucking loved celebrities/voice actors in the 90s and 2000s because we only knew them from their work. Nowadays, we also know them for the shit they spew on the internet.

It's a shame, really.

The only good about social media is that it's made people that can actually think and that have actual values see that their favorite celebs are pieces of shit. But if they were being honest and paying attention, they should have been able to figure that out long ago. Celebrities have been pushing whatever the left-wing thing of their time is. If you know anything about history or politics, you can see how in media they always go after "the right" in bitter, mean spirited ways but will either never for after "the left" or just make fun of them in a light hearted way. It's amazing to me how dumb right wing people are to be fans of media or famous people that have openly hated them for decades. Even kid shows would throw in jokes about political people. Because 8 year-olds total get jokes like this, right?

 

[The handsome tard]

But this does make me appreciate more of the scene aside from that and makes me see how fucking stupid Star Wars fans are when they complain about the exhaust port in the Death Star

The Death Star only having a SINGLE exhaust port in the MOON SIZED SHIP is a miracle in design, pretty fantasious even. "Realistically" the death star would have countless ones all over itself.

Actually, it isn't.
You've been duped by memes.
The stormtrooper that Finn fought is officially FN-2199 aka "Nines."

T8-R is better.

This is how we got Larry Kasdan writing a 2 crappy Star Wars movies without George holding his hand.

G.L kept control of where the story ultimately went. Empire and Return were still his stories in the end.

 

[The Decimator]

For once, r/PrequelMemes posted something funny

 

[Cactuar King]

The Death Star only having a SINGLE exhaust port in the MOON SIZED SHIP is a miracle in design, pretty fantasious even. "Realistically" the death star would have countless ones all over itself.

I think they say in the briefing scene that it did, but that specific exhaust port was the only one that had a straight shot to the reactor core.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Why does Disney always 4 digit codes for this stuff? Sure it's easily readable but it does imply that there's only around 10,000 Stormtroopers total which is a wee bit small by galactic standards. Where's CT-4301321 or TK-7771005 to shore up the numbers?

It's because Luke managed to get the Stormtrooper armor off of TK-421.

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

I feel like I woke up in another universe where ultra frumpy = hot. Except for the clothes she looks exactly the same as she does in TLJ. She's got a weird round face and eternally frumpy body, and I don't care if you soak her in makeup and bukkake her with a thousand penises, she's always going to look like a female Bobby Lee.

Maybe I just have weird standards nowadays.

 

[The handsome tard]

The beautiful thing about the battle of Yavin is that the targeting system was NEVER going to work.

It has a subtle "Tech vs faith" theme. The Death Star, a technological terror, couldnt be defeated with more tech, only with the force it was possible to deal the fatal blow to the whole station. We saw the targeting system getting shit talked and we saw that it legit didnt work. And its heavily implied Luke's would also fail.

Obi Wan telling Luke to use the force literally means "stop putting your faith in limited machinery and trust in the endless grandure of the force". Vader legit foreshadows its destruction with his "Dont be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed, the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force". The imperials mocked the very notion that it could be destroyed and they were half right. It couldnt through technological means but it could with the power of the Force, which dwarfed its very destructive power.

And after witnessing the power of the force destroy the Death Star, Obi-Wan's words to Luke "Remember, the force will be with you. Always" had both an intent to remind Luke to never forget what he has just witnessed the force pull off by putting his faith to it and also a sense of departure, as if Obi-Wan was also telling Luke good bye one last time (I mean, the sequels werent guaranteed to happen so this could have been Obi-Wan's last words to Luke before fully departing).

The Battle of Yavin is called awesome, cool but I downright call it beautiful

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Another unstated value of The Battle of Yavin is that the Rebel Alliance had some notion of military planning. First, there's the briefing scene expositing just how dangerous it is. Then we get to the battle itself where the initial plan is to cover the Y-wings for their bombing run. Through attrition, squadron command falls apart and we see Luke and Biggs taking some initiative on their own. Luke was never supposed to take out the Death Star in the plan, he was the absolute last resort because just about everyone else was dead.

TFA's briefing scene is a bit dismissive of the Starkiller base's threat. We learn that there's a shield and the Falcon is supposed to bypass it during its refresh rate period, but no Achilles' heel is stated. Then we see the dogfight itself and all it is is Poe flying around shooting things. It's shockingly boring because of the amount of plot armor Poe has. There's no sense that the Resistance is losing because the dogfight is a sideshow that if shown more of, would have taken away from the lightsaber fight on the ground.

 

[robobobo]

Obi-Wan was... stupidly entertaining? As far as something to just sit around and watch Jedi wave some lightsabers and have some good fights, I think it did fine. Vader killed a bunch of bitches, nice. The problem is that the details fall apart badly to even casual scrutiny and a moment's thinking.

Reva's what, 16, 17? She was a little kid ten years prior to the show, right? They got an actress who looks 30. And Leia looked like 7, not 10. In both cases these are minor nitpicks, both actresses did a good job, but neither looked the right age.
She's supposed to be sorta-redeemed by the end for not killing one kid, but she'd murdered a path through how many Jedi to get there? Many of whom were probably just padawans at best, as a twentysomething Jedi at that point would've been a teenager when the order fell, so basically she was going around killing other people in the same situation as she was, but she gets a pass because she was upset at Anakin? I bet lots of people are upset at the guy, she's hardly unique.
Everyone survives getting their organs boiled by lightsaber stabs now, I guess?
Flashback Anakin looked forty. Which isn't Hayden Christensen's fault given that he is forty, but could they really not do a better job de-aging him?
The Empire now has rock-solid proof that Bail Organa's family is in cahoots with at least one refugee Jedi master. But proceeds to do nothing at all about it for the next eight years, leaving them in their positions of political prominence.
Vader can rip a starship to the ground and tear it in half (which was badass I confess) but couldn't stop a droid carrying Obi-Wan away from like twenty feet?
In the time it took the refugees ship to fly into space and be chased by a star destroyer, Reva recovered from being stabbed, got in a ship, flew to Tatooine, landed, interrogated people about Owen, and found his farm in the middle of nowhere. Was Vader slowly chasing that crippled ship for a week or two, firing the whole time, and just not hitting it? Did he forget that there were TIE fighters aboard his ship that could just fly out and blow it up? Or if he was just fucking with them to mess with Kenobi, why did he order the gunners to shoot more at them? Even if he thought/knew the ship's hyperdrive was out, if the people fixed it they could bampf away at a moment's notice and be out of his reach, so it wouldn't make much sense to dawdle with crippling the ship and boarding it.

As far as the pros go, I did really like the force stuff in the show. The fight choreography was very solid and made them look good at what they were doing without the stupid prequel dance moves where everyone was spinning and flipping all over the place. There were however lots of occasions where the Jedi mind trick would've been extremely handy and it wasn't ever used. I kept waiting for him to mind trick some peon into not setting off an alarm or whatever and he kept killing everyone instead.

 

[Raoul_Duke]

The beautiful thing about the battle of Yavin is that the targeting system was NEVER going to work.

It has a subtle "Tech vs faith" theme. The Death Star, a technological terror, couldnt be defeated with more tech, only with the force it was possible to deal the fatal blow to the whole station. We saw the targeting system getting shit talked and we saw that it legit didnt work. And its heavily implied Luke's would also fail.

Obi Wan telling Luke to use the force literally means "stop putting your faith in limited machinery and trust in the endless grandure of the force". Vader legit foreshadows its destruction with his "Dont be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed, the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force". The imperials mocked the very notion that it could be destroyed and they were half right. It couldnt through technological means but it could with the power of the Force, which dwarfed its very destructive power.

And after witnessing the power of the force destroy the Death Star, Obi-Wan's words to Luke "Remember, the force will be with you. Always" had both an intent to remind Luke to never forget what he has just witnessed the force pull off by putting his faith to it and also a sense of departure, as if Obi-Wan was also telling Luke good bye one last time (I mean, the sequels werent guaranteed to happen so this could have been Obi-Wan's last words to Luke before fully departing).

The Battle of Yavin is called awesome, cool but I downright call it beautiful

Is this a new copypasta I'm unaware of?

 

[Sneed F91]

G.L kept control of where the story ultimately went. Empire and Return were still his stories in the end.

I was talking about TFA and Solo but that too. People try to argue otherwise to spite George but have no idea what they're talking about.

TFA's briefing scene is a bit dismissive of the Starkiller base's threat.

It's a quipfest comedy routine where the movie pretends to be "self aware" by having Han say "there's always a way to blow these things up" and making it seem like they just made up a plan on the spot, that somehow manages to work. The Resistance and the First Order never act like real military factions. They're like a child's idea of how an army is supposed to work. Everybody just gave it a pass because they pretended they were still the Rebels and the Empire, when they aren't even close.

It helps that George put everything together through old WW2 movies which makes it all feel believable. JJ was just copying Star Wars, poorly. Not only that, Poe singlehandedly blowing up Starkiller (on top of being complete bullshit) has nothing to do with the actual focus of the movie, which is Kylo and Rey fighting. I couldn't stand how none of the dogfights had any stakes because of the CGI effects, bad camerawork, and massive plot armor every character had.

Where is the "WHY DIDNT YOU DONATE/SOLVE THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS WITH THAT MONEY?!" argument when that happens? Oh, of course, its ok when the corporation you worship does it.

Corporation with billions of dollars doing whatever they want = good
Individual worth billions of dollars doing whatever they want = bad

The Death Star only having a SINGLE exhaust port in the MOON SIZED SHIP is a miracle in design, pretty fantasious even. "Realistically" the death star would have countless ones all over itself.

No you don't understand. They NEEDED to justify RO existing by having Mads Mikkelson put the exhaust port flaw there on purpose because it's such a massive plothole... that nobody gave a fuck about for 40 years.