DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Take your save state scrumming ass the fuck outta here!
 

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Jesus Christ the e-beggars are multiplying!

I don't know what's more depressing: working people leading meaningless, empty lives throwing all of their expendable income at total strangers, hoping it'll give them some sense of purpose or happiness, or NEETs leading meaningless, empty lives begging for new toys from fans like they're a child on Santa's lap.
 
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So dsp not saving the game and then saving the game a hundred times on the same day. Balanced, as everything should be.
You know what, his brain was probably on a form of gin fueled auto-pilot, since he was ending the stream and considering how much he's been save stating on Zelda II hundreds of times, he didn't realise that he actually had to do it via the in game function with FFVII, and thought he could just automatically resume from play using the save state.

Funny though how he made it to the save screen and completely forgot to do it, he was too obsessed with chat and the sound of his own voice to pay attention to what he was actually supposed to be doing, I wonder how he's going to explain his reasoning the next time he boots the game up

"Wut!!! I pressed save dood, come on man, how did the game not save it for me!?!"
 
it's really funny how he's blatantly ignoring DNF Duel's release and getting pissy whenever it's mentioned, this faggot went out of his way to play the Granblue fighter but "this one" is too close to Guilty Gear to the point of triggering him.
Granblue was touted as a "Super Turbo but more anime" so Phil fell for it and obviously, it features characters like Bubs or Ladiva.

DNF from the get-go was shown as a pure anime FG, which Phil obviously hates. It's a shame really, because no character in that game is honest and the amount of bullshit it has hidden under it's relatively simple systems is amazing. We coulda got some real salt out of Piggy.
 
Better hope a celebrity doesn't die the same day as him finding out he didn't save. Fuck, his parents could actually kick the bucket and he'll be more bummed about the save.

Ahh man, first my parents died and NOW this stupid piece of shit game lost MY save. Man this day sucks man. But we're halfway through the stream and we haven't even reached the hat goal yet. I NEED the support, I really do.
 

Jesus Christ the e-beggars are multiplying!

I don't know what's more depressing: working people leading meaningless, empty lives throwing all of their expendable income at total strangers, hoping it'll give them some sense of purpose or happiness, or NEETs leading meaningless, empty lives begging for new toys from fans like they're a child on Santa's lap.
For better or worse I used to watch this fucker a ton on Drunken Peasants and honestly this is exactly where I saw his life going. This makes perfect sense to me. Does his brother beg as well? His brother always seemed like the one guy who might just get a job if need be.
 
Looks like Youtube glitched again, and played the wrong video for his retarded music playlist...

"...revenue, I'm afraid I'm gonna looooose things, I might lose my HOUSE if I can't pay my mortgage, right? What's going on?"

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God, I love how scuffed everything is to this day even though he's been streaming for years. Can't get anything right.

As a side question, why does Phil always talk about how in "offline play" he would destroy whoever he's losing against but not online? Even though he's presumably not played offline multiplayer in fighting games for more than 10 years and played Street Fighter weekly in the meantime (online). How does it make sense to keep saying this?
 
DSP claims he has "automatic scans and partitions" set up so that the hard drive doesn't get fragmented over time.
He's such a dumbfuck. Hope no one tells him that defragmenting does nothing for the health of your drive and it's not a 'scan''.

It's typical pig roach luck that he hasn't had any significant hardware failure in years.
 
Absolutely nothing will come out of the clean my closet stream. This is DSP we are talking about. He watched DTRH & the John and Howard video multiple times so he could prep.

My guess is right now he is checking it every night moving things he does not want us to see out and moving in things does not mind us seeing.

This dude is so scared to do anything blind at this point because he knows how bad he comes off.
 
Absolutely nothing will come out of the clean my closet stream. This is DSP we are talking about. He watched DTRH & the John and Howard video multiple times so he could prep.

My guess is right now he is checking it every night moving things he does not want us to see out and moving in things does not mind us seeing.

This dude is so scared to do anything blind at this point because he knows how bad he comes off.
I don't think it necessarily has to be a super expensive item though. The very idea that Phil has enough things in his closet that he can make a stream of cleaning it is already bad for him. The guy who can't afford groceries, treats for his cat or a trip to the zoo, shouldn't have a closet full of never before seen items. The first item he showed, some spider web thing, could've been used on stream but it wasn't.

If Phil is to be believed then this event shouldn't be possible. But it is possible, so I guess he isn't telling the truth (what a shocker). That's why this event will be funny.
 
why does Phil always talk about how in "offline play" he would destroy whoever he's losing against but not online?
It's because when he's playing against these online players who are doing these crazy "online only" combos or "ladder type combos", these (according to him) don't translate well or at all when playing offline, because when he's playing online those scrub players use those things to exploit the match, such as lag, input delay, the game not registering his move etc.

Basically Phil for whatever reason wants his previous offline experience to translate exactly the same way when he's playing online but without any of the flaws with playing online, which will never be the case since while fighting games have come a long way to make playing online almost as good as offline, it's not quite the same especially at a high level, for the level of play Phil's at him complaining about modern day fighters just makes him look like a fighting game caveman.

Also Phil doesn't even understand what he's talking about (what else is new) when he's saying the game is glitching out or rollback netcode is actually a hindrance compared to delay based netcode, it's the complete opposite.
 
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