Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.7%

  • Total voters
    381
Nick's post-Johnny Depp chat is pozzed and shitty and I would not have sex with them. The Depp trial seems to have attracted a good number of mentally challenged normie broads who say the sort of dumb shit that midwest boomer housewives would have on their car bumpers. I thought the end of their celeb drama trial would lead to them dropping off but they're sticking around. Am I imagining shit or am I right? His chat has had their exceptional moments but I swear it was never THIS lobotomized. Drexel is wasted on some of these niggas.
 
Nick's post-Johnny Depp chat is pozzed and shitty and I would not have sex with them. The Depp trial seems to have attracted a good number of mentally challenged normie broads who say the sort of dumb shit that midwest boomer housewives would have on their car bumpers. I thought the end of their celeb drama trial would lead to them dropping off but they're sticking around. Am I imagining shit or am I right? His chat has had their exceptional moments but I swear it was never THIS lobotomized. Drexel is wasted on some of these niggas.
Maybe?

I watch the show for Nick though, not for the chat. Even if they're all dummies, as long as they feed Nick's grift so he can continue doing his nightly shows, I don't care. Nick's pretty adamant that he isn't going to change his beliefs or content because chat is throwing a tantrum.
 
Maybe?

I watch the show for Nick though, not for the chat. Even if they're all dummies, as long as they feed Nick's grift so he can continue doing his nightly shows, I don't care. Nick's pretty adamant that he isn't going to change his beliefs or content because chat is throwing a tantrum.
Yeah, the show's as good as it's ever been but looking at the chat never used to be quite so annoying quite so frequently. Not a huge loss, but chat used to feel more fun. The most breaded among the viewers will always get filtered out naturally so that's good and at least it's not a hug box
 
Yeah, the show's as good as it's ever been but looking at the chat never used to be quite so annoying quite so frequently. Not a huge loss, but chat used to feel more fun. The most breaded among the viewers will always get filtered out naturally so that's good and at least it's not a hug box
Nick's been inebriated and has had the sex talk moments about his wife and generally, other women, before Drex pulled up. And they still haven't been weeded out?

Some stubborn cunts, they are. Goddamn.
 
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Purging the vanilla normies that stumbled into his channel during the Johnny Depp stuff.
Apparently, Lucas Gerhard (AR15 snowflake kid charged with terroristic threat) is not having his trial according to schedule on July 11th. Nick seems to think it's a very good chance of very good news
He mentioned it on his Locals stream also. He was super vague but I got the impression that maybe they're cutting him a plea deal. Straight out implied that he might get an interview though.
 
Purging the vanilla normies that stumbled into his channel during the Johnny Depp stuff.

He mentioned it on his Locals stream also. He was super vague but I got the impression that maybe they're cutting him a plea deal. Straight out implied that he might get an interview though.
I would imagine the chances of him getting one to be high since Lucas's dad watches the show and has superchatted Nick on a few shows.
 
I would imagine the chances of him getting one to be high since Lucas's dad watches the show and has superchatted Nick on a few shows.
The chances of getting him on are currently zero because Lucas is banned from the entire internet due to the pending charges, so any possibility of a future interview implies a huge change for the better.

I actually want to say his dad came on the show at some point, but I don't remember for certain.
 
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The chances of getting him on are currently zero because Lucas is banned from the entire internet due to the pending charges, so any possibility of a future interview implies a huge change for the better.

I actually want to say his dad came on the show at some point, but I don't remember for certain.
His lawyer has (super cool dude), don't think his dad has.
 
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Lady Rackets leaving him would be one of the few things I can think of that he would think about killing himself over, especially if she took the kids. Were the sex toys a way to try to save their marriage?
Lady Rackets hasn't let him fuck her in months but she obviously has a bun in the oven. Is it Drex's?
 
Nick's post-Johnny Depp chat is pozzed and shitty and I would not have sex with them. The Depp trial seems to have attracted a good number of mentally challenged normie broads who say the sort of dumb shit that midwest boomer housewives would have on their car bumpers. I thought the end of their celeb drama trial would lead to them dropping off but they're sticking around. Am I imagining shit or am I right? His chat has had their exceptional moments but I swear it was never THIS lobotomized. Drexel is wasted on some of these niggas.
Nick's chat has always been pretty pozzed. Maybe the mommie bloggers will hook up with the anime incels.

Maybe?

I watch the show for Nick though, not for the chat. Even if they're all dummies, as long as they feed Nick's grift so he can continue doing his nightly shows, I don't care. Nick's pretty adamant that he isn't going to change his beliefs or content because chat is throwing a tantrum.
Clicking on this makes the chat a lot better.
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Haven't been following Nick too much as of late but these thing about him having trouble behind closed doors is interesting. Honestly I think this is the moment of truth for Nick to show if he is gonna overcome whatever issue he has for he will go the path of the lolcow. If he succeeds people are gonna respect him, if he fails the farms are gonna eat very good on that night it happens.

Either way, the farms always win.
 
Haven't been following Nick too much as of late but these thing about him having trouble behind closed doors is interesting. Honestly I think this is the moment of truth for Nick to show if he is gonna overcome whatever issue he has for he will go the path of the lolcow. If he succeeds people are gonna respect him, if he fails the farms are gonna eat very good on that night it happens.

Either way, the farms always win.

Well yea. Nothing personal but a cat's gotta eat! I call dibs on the nose (cats eat dead people's faces dogs start with the feet and work their way up).

Link to tonight's show.

 
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Rackets claims he's going to do a edibles stream.

We'll get to see him staring at the wall and mumbling about the universe. Unmissable content.
Really? I imagine the boomers who subscribed for the Rittenhouse and Depp coverage might be turned off by that.
 
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