Dondeld Dock
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He's going to make another "arguing with under 30 year olds again" post later today.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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captkrisma
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For what it's worth the very next post is a smug bitmoji that says he doesn't accept friend or group requests from anyone that joined Facebook in the last three years.
Note that the year 2020 totally doesn't correlate with when Jack last started doing live streams again with the Burger Wars Tour of Whattaburger.
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At this point, I don't think Jack is wrong. His obsession for birria tacos is absolutely approaching #addiction levels.
Some comments from the nicest guy on the Internet:
Just a tiny point, he's had a cooking channel for 15 years. I don't see a single recipe for scungilli.
Some comments from the nicest guy on the Internet:
Just a tiny point, he's had a cooking channel for 15 years. I don't see a single recipe for scungilli.
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It's not a lie. He just misspoke. Blame his mushbrain on that and then when he realizes he's waddled too far into it he's going to delete the post because the person he's talking too is a toxic troll and just trying to make him look bad.
And yes. I'm sure that's how he looks at it.
Nor has he ever mentioned it. But it's like everything else he does. He's pleasant when you first interact with him, so long as you're positive and he says something stupid in response. You ask for clarification and he gets all pissy because he's a giant pissbaby.
Birria tacos might be slowly making their way through the country as they really started to show up in 2019 in New York City. Mushbrain is just really up on them because they just started showing up in his neck of the woods. And yeah, they're pretty good but not to the point where he's cumming all over the place after eating one. And considering that the tortilla portion of it isn't KEEETOOOO he shouldn't be eating any of them.
And the whole dipping the tacos into the broth? That's a gringo and pocho thing. Go down to Jalisco and ask for that and they'll look at you funny. It's the same as when American tourists go to Italy and ask for some olive oil and balsamico to dip their bread into. It's just not something that is done over there.
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Jack of course is utterly full of shit. It depends on the restaurant whether or not they have this specific Jalisco province dish, which may not even have it depending on popularity. For example, several places near me don't sell it at all. Oh sure, they sell tacos, but there's like two places out of several that have birria to go with it.
Also I don't get his retarded obsession with it at all. It'd make more sense if he was also sperging about stuff like french dips too. But he isn't.
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Isnt that quote pretty damning of Christians, then, considering Christianity is losing followers at a record pace? Seems like you could say unbelievers look at the work of Gods followers and judge them for their poor behavior and say 'Fuck that, whats the point, theyre all assholes like anyone else'?
It was trendy and hipster-y as a Mexican (food truck) dish a few years back, its probably trickling out from hipster, more 'high end' places to the suburban Nashville sort of Americana strip mall sports bar type places that have Sysco jalapeno poppers and burgers alongside fajitas and 'Mexican dishes'. Its also probably a novelty to him, over just 'burgers again, ribs again, fistfuls of half cooked beef and chicken and pork stuffed into a fajita or burrito that I cant close'.
I also kind of agree with that one guy who said the ones hes getting served look kinda like shit. Compare what he showed at that one taqueria or wherever, it looked like barbacoa tacos done up like tacos dorados, not cooked hot enough so they dont crisp up enough, served with beef broth and a can of fire roasted tomatoes and sauteed onions or something. Its kind of a technical dish that you cant just automate in a high volume kitchen where youre taking shortcuts and the cooks dont really care about the quality, like at Chilis or whatever which is why it showed up more at hipster places before these other places after it became a kind of high margin dish.
But dipping the tacos not being authentic, arent birria tacos themselves a 'gringo thing'? Birria as a dish isnt but I read that having them as tacos started at some food truck in LA or San Diego or some shit, although the guy who made that place did live and work in Jalisco.
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Jack's so lazy he can't be bothered to keep his trademarks from expiring.
I thought Jack said he was no longer keto?
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I’ve had that product before. They suck as biscuits, with a weird, foamy, airy quality that makes you think you’re not eating real food. It’s a novelty item for people actually sticking to keto, but they’re not THE BEST anything.
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I'm surprised Jack never tried selling keto products.
captkrisma
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Jack has never been on the bleeding edge of any fads be it bacon, keto, or birria tacos.
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Birria proper is a stew akin to barbacoa yes. It also uses goat meat for the proper dish, though beef is common due to goats kind of being a niche meat.
And I'm not surprised Jack found out about the trend years after it became one. It's like one of his things, alongside having so little standards and being so deranged personality wise he will never give a place worse than a C unless he can't get anything he wants and throws a big baby tantrum and not feel shame as people laugh at the retarded man behind his back.
It can be the ugliest fucking food on earth and as long as it's minimally edible and there's a lot of it he'll give it a passing grade.
Nicest guy on YouTube, everyone. Someone asks him a legit question, and he smacks it down followed by silence.
Eat shit you fucking faggot.
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"...yet now I am happy, not because you were made sorry, but because your sorrow led you to repentance. For you became sorrowful as God intended and so were not harmed in any way by us. Godly sorrow brings repentance that leads to salvation and leaves no regret, but worldly sorrow brings death."
The fuck you rambling about, godfag. Also:
Getting called out on his cooking. Probably going too close to the sun there, but the more people that call him out on his retardation, the more he might stay unhinged and post more Bible quotes. Lot of boomers refer to that damn book for answers, or to make themselves feel better as a person of society because they read some of it. That book ain't bringing your arm back, fatty.
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Aaway
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the comments are still there on the post in his FB group. looks like he's just deciding to ignore it
didn't jack basically disavow keto a week or two ago and claim he was no longer going to be doing "healthy" recipes? he must be so used to pretending like he's leaning keto after all these years that he completely forgot about what he said
captkrisma
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Of course Jack thinks that bible verse is an interesting thought...most people with NPD use guilt trips as a means of manipulation.
From the Contemporary English Version of the bible: 9. Now I am happy, but not because I hurt your feelings. It is because God used your hurt feelings to make you turn back to him, and none of you were harmed by us.
This verse is a textbook example of a guilt trip: I said something to make you feel bad and do the thing I wanted you to do.
Jack is an asshole. Plain and simple.
From the Contemporary English Version of the bible: 9. Now I am happy, but not because I hurt your feelings. It is because God used your hurt feelings to make you turn back to him, and none of you were harmed by us.
This verse is a textbook example of a guilt trip: I said something to make you feel bad and do the thing I wanted you to do.
Jack is an asshole. Plain and simple.
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Been meaning to ask this for awhile, what the fuck is up with the JOTG intro song? I see it referred to as the fart song by some people, or maybe they’re talking about something else. I’ve tried searching KF, google, and reading comments on some of the first JOTG videos but I can’t figure out what the hell this song is or where it came from. Is there a link to the full thing? It’s so fucking awful that it actually makes me laugh out loud.
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Some of us tried to shazam that travesty but it led to nothing. He most likely commissioned this from someone.
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Real mushbrain energy in this one. Jack is still marveled at how it can rain but sky can still be seen at the same time. He is comforted by the copious amounts of pictures of their food, including on the exterior and interior walls, which Jack highly approves of: "Your food should be on the wall. Guys. Your wall should be plastered with pictures of your food."
He then orders chicken wings and a brisket burger and provides the same level of analysis we've come to expect. Everything is "gud" or "rully gud", with the occasional "I like that one". Later he and Tammy recap the experience, where Jack reveals that he didn't even try their actual BBQ and in fact doesn't even know if they sell BBQ. He gives it an A+ anyway.
Hungry Homeless Handjob
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He got excited by the picture of ribs on the front, the picture of the burger on the menu, the pictures hanging on the walls, and the pictures in the menu. Normally I'd not even acknowledge these comments, but I recall him specifically saying in several recent JOTGs that pictures in the menu are a good thing. Such an odd obsession for him to randomly develop.