Women of the Farms: Why - Why the fuck are you here?

[Mayor Adam West]

It has come to my attention that there are indeed women on this website. So this begs the obvious question: why the fuck did you join? Seriously, this website is meant for men not women. A woman has no place here. So why are you here?

 

[Wintersun]

Kiwi Farms is a gossip website.

It's us males who need to explain why we're here.

The hammer of autism is unisex.

 

[Dyn]

The hammer of autism is unisex.

Yeah but gossiping is some female shit.

 

[Wintersun]

Yeah but gossiping is some female shit.

I see it as a forum in the most classical sense. People come here to discuss stupid shit without jannies stopping the fun.

I hardly ever go on BP so you're probably on the mark in that regard.

 

[Dyn]

I see it as a forum in the most classical sense.

A roman marketplace?

 

[Wintersun]

A roman marketplace?

Where a bunch of people discuss a bunch of dumb bullshit, yes.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Let me enjoy my soap operas

 

[Clown Baby]

Because it's fun to laugh at retards and gossip and giggle like a cunt

 

[Gargoyle]

I'm here mainly to laugh at retards and watch the world burn but this is unironically a good discussion site. Despite what people think, there are more diverse viewpoints here than on most other shitty platforms and (most) people actually know how to have a conversation. I enjoy KF far more than 4chan or ED forums.

 

[Varis]

I like to have fun on the Internet.

Also, well done making a honey pot to lure the women out. We can't resist answering inane questions about ourselves.

 

[Resekera21]

>believing the "women" psyop

 

[AbyssStarer]

There's more women on the internet than you realize they just don't always call attention to it.

 

[No0neKnows]

i like the attention teehee :3

 

[RisingPhoenix]

What about other female lolcows?

I enjoy lolcows like

Bex (who I do need a break from sometimes because she has a DSP habit of falling upwards in life but minor upswing is she *loves* being miserable anyway) -
Pantsu (But I suspect most of what we see of Pantsus activity online is just Ralph pretending to post as her really)
I sometimes check in on the Spoony thread (mostly for the warthog at this point)
Jim Sterling (because he was always an asshole and pretending he's a woman now isn't going to fix that)

 

[Jimmy Olsen]

Who else is gonna make the sammiches?

 

[Feefee81093]

Just to suffer?

 

[PeggieBigCock]

4chan went to shit & I like being racist

 

[Apis mellifera]

For the lols & the freedom to express myself.

This. Too many over-sensitive trannyshaggers everywhere else, this place is funny and comfy.

ETA:

What makes a lolcow a lolcow to females

>females

Whenever someone unironically refers to women as "females" I read it in the voice of Quark from DS9. This may be surprising, but the opposite sex isn't as alien as you'd think, we just have the capability to bear and nurse young. It's funny to watch weird unhinged spergs get up to their antics, and I like archiving stuff.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I read somewhere there were a lot of dicks on this site.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/dickflash-com.104915/

 

[Snack Cracker]

Because I like absurdity and people watching.

 

[Sí.]

I get why women are here, but it always blows my mind to see a troon posting on the forum.