Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Articles and Nudes]

Cats should only be fat if they're in retirement, or physically disabled.

 

[coomer mcgee]

Cats should only be fat if they're in retirement, or physically disabled.

What if their owners are mentally disabled? No fault to them.

 

[Heaven's Night]

Hey, Lucas, I don't know how you're hanging and I don't care but as much as I wanted to point things which have already been pointed by fellow kiwis I just wanna add this:

I can't possibly fathom how much it must hurt to pull down your pants to piss and shit since you've got that axe wound between your legs, something akin to velcro because every piece of texture you put in contact to your stink ditch must adhere to it like something unholy because of all the pus, ingrown hair, shit and God knows what grows or comes out of your crotch.

I just wanted to let you know that I hate you and I hope you burn in hell for everything that you've done, are doing and will to. Fucking faggot nigger.

 

[Reaper King]

I can't possibly fathom how much it must hurt to pull down your pants to piss and shit since you've got that axe wound between your legs, something akin to velcro because every piece of texture you put in contact to your stink ditch must adhere to it like something unholy because of all the pus, ingrown hair, shit and God knows what grows or comes out of your crotch.

Dude, I'm trying to eat dinner. Calm down. Even though it could be true. Not something I wanted to picture in my head.

Hmm… interesting cat

Wonder who it belongs to…

I wonder if the owner knows that Lucas has been trying to groom and fuck it by giving the poor bastard cat-HRT pills.

 

[Heaven's Night]

Dude, I'm trying to eat dinner. Calm down. Even though it could be true. Not something I wanted to picture in my head.


I wonder if the owner knows that Lucas has been trying to groom and fuck it by giving the poor bastard cat-HRT pills.

Sorry (for the doubleposting too), dude. The greasy bastard got to me.

 

[KingFriko]

Keffals can't even handle a diet, how are we supposed to believe they can seriously focus on an intense, objective debate? Oh right, Twitch streamer politics is more about owning dudes like it's Xbox Live Halo 3 instead of convincing someone they're wrong genuinely or making a remotely good point. If "Your mom" and "suck my dick" are all Lucas has for responses, someone who's not an absolute midwit would body them if they talked for more than a minute. If Keffals keeps doing open invites to talk to them on their stream, I'm sure this would eventually happen. Then again, maybe not: Lucas is too afraid of having someone make a good point because he's insecure and afraid of criticism. That clip of him basically admitting to making up pedophile rumors about someone while complaining about it "happening to him" (despite the fact anyone who reads this thread would know his actual allegations not made up) on Twitter before telling him to shut the fuck up or whatever from a few posts ago is the perfect example of that.


As far as I see it, the second a non-radical (regular) person hears about that bathtub hormone stuff, it's game over. I mean, think about it. We're to the point where Luke got a Washington Post article -- sure, that article is a fellow lolcow writing a puff-piece, but if the positive spin Luke wants to put out there is enough to get a WaPo article, I can imagine someone like Libs of TikTok who's cool with the Carlson crowd to make every one of his ridiculous, obvious mistakes something you may just catch on Fox News. Really, I think he'll do something dumb before that, but best case scenario, he's still doomed to sink based on the scale of his own growth and exposure. I give him a year and a half before his rise to "fame" ends up exposing a few skeletons in closets like other kiwis said. He's too unstable, and really, dumb to make his career choice work. He's not smart enough for debate, he can't put on makeup so BreadTube is out, and he's far too boring for Twitch. Good thing he's good at grooming those kids, because I don't think he'd have an audience otherwise, frankly.

Hey Lucas, if you're reading this, it means that thing I said earlier is probably something someone else already thought of too, which means it's game over sooner or later, I'm sure. I'd recommend quitting while ahead. Cheers, groomer!

 

[Balanced Boomer]

After all the dog fucking accusations, I was initially a bit worried about the cat, but then I remembered this homosexual man isn't about slaying pussy so it should be safe, notwithstanding the exposure to amhole fumes and constant retardation.

 

[Gamercat]

Hey, Lucas, I don't know how you're hanging and I don't care but as much as I wanted to point things which have already been pointed by fellow kiwis I just wanna add this:

I can't possibly fathom how much it must hurt to pull down your pants to piss and shit since you've got that axe wound between your legs, something akin to velcro because every piece of texture you put in contact to your stink ditch must adhere to it like something unholy because of all the pus, ingrown hair, shit and God knows what grows or comes out of your crotch.

I just wanted to let you know that I hate you and I hope you burn in hell for everything that you've done, are doing and will to. Fucking faggot nigger.

nice copypasta

 

[The Line]

Little update to this keffals got mad at the guy who showed me the screenshots and blocked him lmao

Nothing left for your friend to lose now, I see no reason why he should hold out on the rest of the convo.

 

[Got Milk!]

Nothing left for your friend to lose now, I see no reason why they should hold out on the rest of the convo.

To be fair, Lucas (and trannies in general) are stupid. Maybe the old "My DMs were hacked" trick might turn into more information in the near future.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

More bitching at Quarter Pounder. Some troon is suggesting a lolsuit.
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[Hal]

Nothing left for your friend to lose now, I see no reason why he should hold out on the rest of the convo.

I agree and tried to get him to post it all but he still says he doesn’t want to post it. Kind of a shame like I said I bet Lucas said a bunch of embarrassing shit

 

[sevenproxies]

“Establish yourself as a person who isn’t fun to harass.”

Is this the same Contrapoints that goes into hiding every so often after chimping out about Enbies?

 

[The Line]

He decided to show me one last screenshot and that was this, apparently they’ve been going to contrapoints on how to deal with the mean internet bullies from mangoranch

Hilarious how whenever Keffals is inconvenienced he runs to consult the council of troonsTM. First Bradley Manning, now Contrapoints, who's next? Johnathan Yaniv?

I agree and tried to get him to post it all but he still says he doesn’t want to post it. Kind of a shame like I said I bet Lucas said a bunch of embarrassing shit

Holy shit, if that guy has second-hand embarrassment/pity so bad that he can't even release the scs now, it must have been reeaally ugly.

 

[Nightmare Friends]

His tantrums aren't very "ladylike".

Every Lucas tantrum: "suck my inverted penis", then a smirking dead-eyed retard stare in silence for at least 10-20 seconds

 

[FrigginWeeb]

If you’re going to report him, report him for something that’s actually close to violating TOS, like calling someone else a pedophile or one of his your mom jokes. If your report isn’t on something like that, it’s likely to get instakilled. However, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was whitelisted because muh trans genocide or something like that.

Was for stalking/harassment.

 

[Neil]

I finally figured it out. This is what Lucas reminds me of.

Compare the greasy sagging face, bulging droopy dead eyes, massive lips, and fucked up balding hair and teeth. Spitting image of Peter Lorre in Looney Tunes.
That's even reflected in "flattering" fanart like this

Same dead eyed stare, fat lip and stringy hair.

 

[Super Shiro]

I finally figured it out. This is what Lucas reminds me of.
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Compare the greasy sagging face, bulging droopy dead eyes, massive lips, and fucked up balding hair and teeth. Spitting image of Peter Lorre in Looney Tunes.
That's even reflected in "flattering" fanart like this
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Same dead eyed stare, fat lip and stringy hair.

So thaaat's what the "le funny fish" meme was all about, thanks for clearing it up!

 

[MooseGump]

I finally figured it out. This is what Lucas reminds me of.
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Compare the greasy sagging face, bulging droopy dead eyes, massive lips, and fucked up balding hair and teeth. Spitting image of Peter Lorre in Looney Tunes.
That's even reflected in "flattering" fanart like this
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Same dead eyed stare, fat lip and stringy hair.

"I always wanted to ratio this fucker on twitter"
This is amazingly accurate

 

[New Account]

Of course that stardust girl will ignore keffals debate. She was the one that made keffals quit the twitch debate panel because it was an "ambush". Being friends with flamenco was enough to get stardust labeled a white nationalist. And keffals purged everyone who followed the twitch debate people like a retard.

And this retard did the opposite of contrapoints advice. Ignoring the trolls is usually what makes you boring. Instead keffals did the big brain move and poked them with a stick.