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Sneed F91 said:
I think the prequels were slightly more hated than the special editions, but not by much. We had no idea it was gonna be like this back then. We were so spoiled.

If a genocidal school shooter who stabs his own father to death right in front of you makes you horny, you both have problems.
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Yeah, it legit is crazy JJ carries THAT over from TLJ when they've got no romantic tension in TFA.
 
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>I don't want to mess with something that's so treasured
>directs a thor movie as a comedy that has almost nothing to do with thor comics
>also directs an episode of the Mandalorian
The Nothingness said:
Going back to the discussion on stormtroopers, Lucas had a chance in the OT to show them as a separate unit from the standard Imperial infantry after the opening scene in ANH but he didn't. We only see stormtroopers, Imperial officers, and other guys wearing the black helmets throughout the OT. It along with the DT showed different trooper variants while the clone troopers were the main soldiers for the Republic in the PT.
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Part of me wonders if this was due to budget constraints. George's mistake really fucked up a lot of how people see the Empire.
Drag-on Knight 91873 said:
Yeah, it legit is crazy JJ carries THAT over from TLJ when they've got no romantic tension in TFA.
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In his infinite stupidity he tried pandering to every possible Disney Wars fan and thought having Reylo be a thing then killing Kylo was going to go over well with them. It didn't, but I don't care because fuck Reylos. It's really bizarre when you consider JJ helped create Rey and Kylo in the first place but wrote TROS as if he had no idea who any of the characters were.

oh wait, he didn't
 
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Sneed F91 said:
"Taika Waititi directing a Star Wars movie sounds like a good ide-"
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>I don't want to mess with something that's so treasured
>directs a thor movie as a comedy that has almost nothing to do with thor comics
>also directs an episode of the Mandalorian

Part of me wonders if this was due to budget constraints. George's mistake really fucked up a lot of how people see the Empire.

In his infinite stupidity he tried pandering to every possible Disney Wars fan and thought having Reylo be a thing then killing Kylo was going to go over well with them. It didn't, but I don't care because fuck Reylos. It's really bizarre when you consider JJ helped create Rey and Kylo in the first place but wrote TROS as if he had no idea who any of the characters were.

oh wait, he didn't
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Speaking of Waititi...
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It looks like based Bob Cheapskate is not so eager to fund Whytitty's retarded little movie project. I'm already starting to like how this baldfuck is sabotaging Disney Wars.

I'm genuinely thankful considering what a pretentious douchebag Waititi is. Aside from making an incredibly faggy Thor film, he's gone out of his way to admit that not only has he not bothered to watch the films, but he's too lazy to even read the Tales of the Jedi or SW books his movie is supposed to be based on while bragging about how he'll happily take a shit on pre-established mythos much like the rest of Disney's shit head writers.
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The funniest thing is that during an interview someone even asked him why he and Disney don't just make their own original scifi ip if they won't even bother to follow the lore, games, films or even a single iota of George's original vision, to which he actually admits would make more sense, but just goes along with it because of the publicity while outright admitting what I've known about the fags at Disney from the start, they're all too damn lazy to not only read a fucking a book but can't even bothered to watch a 2 hour film. This is the age of pathetically short attention spans that even put autistic Xoomers like HelloGreedo, Furloni, Richie Rich Evans and even Kevin Smith to shame.
 
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The Gangster Computer said:
Speaking of Waititi...
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It looks like based Bob Cheapskate is not so eager to fund Whytitty's retarded little movie project. I'm already starting to like how this baldfuck is sabotaging Disney Wars.

I'm genuinely thankful considering what a pretentious douchebag Waititi is. Aside from making an incredibly faggy Thor film, he's gone out of his way to admit that not only has he not bothered to watch the films, but he's too lazy to even read the Tales of the Jedi or SW books his movie is supposed to be based on while bragging about how he'll happily take a shit on pre-established mythos much like the rest of Disney's shit head writers.
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The funniest thing is that during an interview someone even asked him why he and Disney don't just make their own original scifi ip if they won't even bother to follow the lore, games, films or even a single iota of George's original vision, to which he actually admits would make more sense, but just goes along with it because of the publicity while outright admitting what I've known about the fags at Disney from the start, they're all too damn lazy to not only read a fucking a book but can't even bothered to watch a 2 hour film. This is the age of pathetically short attention spans that even put autistic Xoomers like HelloGreedo, Furloni, Richie Rich Evans and even Kevin Smith to shame.
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Disney do have their own sci fi IP's like Wall-e that did really well. Its just another form of opportunism for Disney to sit on culturally significant IP's and hold a monopoly on them to push narratives.
 
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Fascinating snippet on the production of Empire Strikes Back. Jesus Harrison's performance in that thankfully cut take is so laughably bad. It reminds me of how he seduces Rachel in Blade Runner. And that's not a knock on Blade Runner but what mostly worked in that insanely ambitious adult film simply could not work in Star Wars.

And to think it was originally written that Han Solo would say "I Love You" back to Leia and "I Know." was simply a last minute tweak. That is truly the most defining moment in Han Solo's iconic character.

This highlights to me what made those two first movies so damn good. Lucas had a grand vision but it was far from perfect. The cast (except Alec Guiness who didn't give a damn) and crew had the freedom to experiment and they luckily roughed out many of the jagged edges.
 
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Cardenio said:
Fascinating snippet on the production of Empire Strikes Back. Jesus Harrison's performance in that thankfully cut take is so laughably bad. It reminds me of how he seduces Rachel in Blade Runner. And that's not a knock on Blade Runner but what mostly worked in that insanely ambitious adult film simply could not work in Star Wars.

And to think it was originally written that Han Solo would say "I Love You" back to Leia and "I Know." was simply a last minute tweak. That is truly the most defining moment in Han Solo's iconic character.

This highlights to me what made those two first movies so damn good. Lucas had a grand vision but it was far from perfect. The cast (except Alec Guiness who didn't give a damn) and crew had the freedom to experiment and they luckily roughed out many of the jagged edges.
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Shadows of the Empire should have gotten a film adaptation instead of any of the "Star wars story" films.

Its a sad truth that no one takes sci fi seriously despite the technology the very smartphones these fucking retards depend on came straight out of Star Trek.
 
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Suspicious Penguin said:
Disney do have their own sci fi IP's like Wall-e that did really well. Its just another form of opportunism for Disney to sit on culturally significant IP's and hold a monopoly on them to push narratives.
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Didn’t Disney like drop many of their Sci-Fi IP’s once they got Star Wars like Tron.
 
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A gender swap girl power movie with an op heroine with zero flaws and her mystery meat dyke sidekick is bad? Oh no who could have seen this coming totally shocked I am dead from heart attack due to surprise oh nooo avenge me.
 
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Ghostse said:
A gender swap girl power movie with an op heroine with zero flaws and her mystery meat dyke sidekick is bad? Oh no who could have seen this coming totally shocked I am dead from heart attack due to surprise oh nooo avenge me.
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Maybe Natalie Portman ought to do something else instead of wasting her talents on Disney slop.

I will say this, at least her little chemistry with Hayden is a lot more interesting than with Chris Hemsworth, even if it’s regulated to her standing around waiting to get choked on.
 
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Sneed F91 said:
"Taika Waititi directing a Star Wars movie sounds like a good ide-"
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>I don't want to mess with something that's so treasured
>directs a thor movie as a comedy that has almost nothing to do with thor comics
>also directs an episode of the Mandalorian

Part of me wonders if this was due to budget constraints. George's mistake really fucked up a lot of how people see the Empire.

In his infinite stupidity he tried pandering to every possible Disney Wars fan and thought having Reylo be a thing then killing Kylo was going to go over well with them. It didn't, but I don't care because fuck Reylos. It's really bizarre when you consider JJ helped create Rey and Kylo in the first place but wrote TROS as if he had no idea who any of the characters were.

oh wait, he didn't
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I bet he read the the Darth Jar Jar fan theory and wanted to do it.

I mean they might as well do it at this point.

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Suspicious Penguin said:
Shadows of the Empire should have gotten a film adaptation instead of any of the "Star wars story" films.
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Any EU book deserved a major motion picture adaptation over Disney's little tire fire. Hell, any EU comic or game. Yes, I'm including Legacy era in this because Disney made it impossible for me to say anything but Disney is the worst Star Wars. Never in a million years did I think anything but Legacy could possibly hold that title (Dark Nest and Crystal Star come close), but Disney provided us all with the ultimate redemption for every shitty comic, every weird video game mechanic, every Waru.
 
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