Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,418
You're forgetting at least half of them are Ralph's alts.
It’s crazy how little engagement on twitter he gets considering his number of followers.

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This isn’t a brag. I’m just a regular person with 200 followers of pretty much friends, family, and acquaintances related to various hobbies. If I were to post a un-captioned picture of a garden plant I would wager more people with interact with it than a majority of Ralph’s tweets.
 
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It’s crazy how little engagement on twitter he gets considering his number of followers.

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This isn’t a brag. I’m just a regular person with 200 followers of pretty much friends, family, and acquaintances related to various hobbies. If I were to post a un-captioned picture of a garden plant I would wager more people with interact with it than a majority of Ralph’s tweets.
Because the reality is the majority of his followers is just watching the dumpster fire that is Ethan Ralphs life.
 
Can't wait for the "losing my hoof to diabetes" arc
I can just see some of the alwagz picking through medical waste bins so they can run off with Ethan Ralph's leg. I'm not so sure Jim, Andy or anyone else would be happy to take up the offer from offending autists to buy Ralph's shin bone after they throw it on an ant's nest. Ofcourse Ralph with have to claim "it's not true" and post pictures of him holding a shin bone he bought off an Indian Medical cadaver site to "prove the hayters wrong".
 
Ethan Ralph crying about Jim for days on end and still won’t give it a rest at 5AM. Wants Jim to die for laughing at him. Imagine being this owned.

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Ethan Ralph, picture of health, jerks it to thought of Jim dying. Winning!!!!!!

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The only person on this site who’s as pathetic and stupid (and fat) as Gunt is Pat Tomlinson. But at least Pat abandoned his daughter so she’d be free from his poisonous influence on her life. Imagine being Rozy and your Google results were fucked while you were still in utero. For that and other reasons, a name change is in her future. Jade Augustine has a nice ring to it.
 
Ethan Ralph crying about Jim for days on end and still won’t give it a rest at 5AM. Wants Jim to die for laughing at him. Imagine being this owned.

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Ethan Ralph, picture of health, jerks it to thought of Jim dying. Winning!!!!!!

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The only person on this site who’s as pathetic and stupid (and fat) as Gunt is Pat Tomlinson. But at least Pat abandoned his daughter so she’d be free from his poisonous influence on her life. Imagine being Rozy and your Google results were fucked while you were still in utero. For that and other reasons, a name change is in her future. Jade Augustine has a nice ring to it.
As gay and retarded as Pat is at least he was able to sit down and write books from start to finish. Gunt can't even keep up a diary whining about people being mean to him, even after he promised he'd commit to it and said he was taking off shows to write stuff that never appeared. He literally has 0 talent and is bad at everything besides crying.
 
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