Andy Warski / Adam "Race" Warski / Andy Pires / Subcultured / Warski Live / The Warski Show / Purple Dragon / Kino Casino - Stuttering retard, known for AIM AIM AIM, avid abortionist, tranny and femboy chaser, fighter for an entire 28.89 seconds. Runs a stagnant show with his pet. 🕯️👼🕯️

I can't even tell anymore if Warski's always fake laughing or is he just high all the time?

I don't think its fake but definitely part of an act. Warski and PPP are essentially sports announcers but for online drama so everything is over hyped. I dont personally enjoy it but i can see why people like it they basically copied what metokur does but they aren't as funny so they use the announcer/casino routine with some relevant guests.
 
I don't think its fake but definitely part of an act. Warski and PPP are essentially sports announcers but for online drama so everything is over hyped. I dont personally enjoy it but i can see why people like it they basically copied what metokur does but they aren't as funny so they use the announcer/casino routine with some relevant guests.
Most sports announcers on TSN / Sportsnet are usually washed up low IQ twinks (hence Warski types) who think they are hot shit. Or big huge black guys who played defensive roles in Football (The PPP type).

The best sports announcer being Don Cherry, the traditional white male announcer who doesn't pull punches.
 
I don't think its fake but definitely part of an act. Warski and PPP are essentially sports announcers but for online drama so everything is over hyped. I dont personally enjoy it but i can see why people like it they basically copied what metokur does but they aren't as funny so they use the announcer/casino routine with some relevant guests.
The problem Andy has is he does the bombastic announcer thing, but doesn't know what to say. I can't count how many times he slaps on his persona and goes "WHOA WHOOOOOOA WHOAAAAAA.... ASHTON! ASHTON! YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS!" and then has this look like he doesn't know what the next part is. And the it's just pausing and fumbling as he clearly tries to make something up. Andy you need to start thinking your sentences through bud.
 
The problem Andy has is he does the bombastic announcer thing, but doesn't know what to say. I can't count how many times he slaps on his persona and goes "WHOA WHOOOOOOA WHOAAAAAA.... ASHTON! ASHTON! YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS!" and then has this look like he doesn't know what the next part is.
Andy is a retard and just thinks that loud = funny/interesting. He's just a series of soundbites ("WOOOOOOOOAH," "WOOOOOOO," "WAIT WAIT WAIT," "ASHTON ASHTON ASHTON," "HOOOOOLYYYYY," etc.) for the most part. He's mentally like a dumb 13 year old boy. He possesses no depth or creativity whatsoever and he clearly isn't really interested in learning much of anything and it shows; the fact that he feels the need to cut off PPP so often while being like this makes it all the more grating. It's one thing to butt in because you're a wealth of information, it's a completely different thing when you possess less depth than the average ASMR titty streamer on Twitch.

For as annoying as Surfer could be with his obnoxious interruptions at least he'd often say something incredibly schizo and entertaining. Tardski on the other hand usually just points out something (either verbatim or a watered down version) that was already mentioned, or completely misses what's important and derails with some observation that's as irrelevant as it is uninteresting.
 
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The problem Andy has is he does the bombastic announcer thing, but doesn't know what to say. I can't count how many times he slaps on his persona and goes "WHOA WHOOOOOOA WHOAAAAAA.... ASHTON! ASHTON! YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS!" and then has this look like he doesn't know what the next part is. And the it's just pausing and fumbling as he clearly tries to make something up. Andy you need to start thinking your sentences through bud.

Honestly most announcers have no idea what they are saying or just saying facts that any fan already knows in an exciting tone.
 
Honestly most announcers have no idea what they are saying or just saying facts that any fan already knows in an exciting tone.
Okay look if you're gonna tell me people who talk for a living don't know how to string a compelling sentence together, I'm going to put a fatwa on you. If you gave Harry Carry a Warski sized bump of coke you would have a fantastic game.
 
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Aaaand apparently people are saying he’s still shilling his pathetic amateur boxing match lol
 
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If he was actually training to box wouldn't a place that trains boxers have most of the weights a boxer would need making all these trips to this gym pointless? Something tells me this gym has like one of those self defense ladies type of boxing classes that he takes. Also work on other things than your biceps retard. It is great that he is bulking up because not only is he gonna be slower against this salty chink guy but he'll also end up getting all flabby when he stops working out after his loss.
 
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Someone told me that Andy was going to have a legit boxing match so I thought I would check out the thread again. I would say good for him, that he is getting in shape. Though as I know Andy the way I know Andy. This is just part of his addictive personality phase. He is gym ratting because like most people quitting drugs and alcohol they are addicted to the routine of working out. Getting that dopamine hit. (I imagine he is talking about it constantly and wanting kudos for it.) I myself was an alcoholic and I started going to the gym when I felt the urge to abuse. I think when Andy starts to plateau and/or the fight is over. He is going to stop working out and go back to what he was. I wish the guy luck in his fight, but I looked up this guy that he is supposed to be fighting and boy o boy. I don't think Andy is ready for this. I think that he clock is thoroughly going to get cleaned. Andy just doesn't have that fighting spirit at all. I imagine when he gets a solid hit on himself. He is going to shut down and just get pummeled. Anyone know where the fight is supposed to be held or if there is a PPV for it? I kind of want to watch this.
 
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On today’s livestream Ralph slanders Andy Warski as doing gay stuff in Miami.

FACT CHECK: Andy Warski slammed pussy in Miami, and Ralph tried to have sex with Andy Warski after he had sex with Pinecone Girl. He came in and said “I’m next!”
 
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On today’s livestream Ralph slanders Andy Warski as doing gay stuff in Miami.

FACT CHECK: Andy Warski slammed pussy in Miami, and Ralph tried to have sex with Andy Warski after he had sex with Pinecone Girl. He came in and said “I’m next!”
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cope. warski cowered in fear when ralph was drunk. remember when warski hit on some chick at the bar and she was visibly disgusted
 
Andy is a retard and just thinks that loud = funny/interesting. He's just a series of soundbites ("WOOOOOOOOAH," "WOOOOOOO," "WAIT WAIT WAIT," "ASHTON ASHTON ASHTON," "HOOOOOLYYYYY," etc.) for the most part. He's mentally like a dumb 13 year old boy. He possesses no depth or creativity whatsoever and he clearly isn't really interested in learning much of anything and it shows; the fact that he feels the need to cut off PPP so often while being like this makes it all the more grating. It's one thing to butt in because you're a wealth of information, it's a completely different thing when you possess less depth than the average ASMR titty streamer on Twitch.

For as annoying as Surfer could be with his obnoxious interruptions at least he'd often say something incredibly schizo and entertaining. Tardski on the other hand usually just points out something (either verbatim or a watered down version) that was already mentioned, or completely misses what's important and derails with some observation that's as irrelevant as it is uninteresting.
I'd take Tardski over Surfer anyday. Surfer has a very low verbal IQ and sounds like a legit sped, also interrupts too often.
 
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