Dumb Shit on Wikipedia

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Every once in awhile, I will bump into a Wikipedia article written in the old days that is factual, non hysterical and a decent, well-sourced summary. Found this looking for something else today:


That is a pretty good example. Has had less than 100 edits since 2016, but current day Wikipedia editors I doubt would be so skeptical of the 'Intelligence Community'. Even though written in the days of peak Bush Derangement Syndrome, it manages to say things without breaking from Encyclopedic tone, ie no "Bush Lied" or "Cheney Lied".
 
At the bottom of the page for Ronald McDonald (no relation), there's this little ditty:
"Ronald McDonald made fewer appearances in 2016 due to the 2016 clown sightings. However, he now continues to appear at live events, and on social media.[35]"
Do we really need to know this? I've never seen such a non-event get as much publicity on kikepedia as the fucking 2016 clown meme that everyone and their mother memory-holed 3 - 4 years ago. In addition, how in the hell can anyone ascertain that Ronald McDonald stopped appearing in 2016 because of it, and not because of the fact he hadn't been seen in McDonald's promotional material for a good few years leading up to that point?
 
At the bottom of the page for Ronald McDonald (no relation), there's this little ditty:

Do we really need to know this? I've never seen such a non-event get as much publicity on kikepedia as the fucking 2016 clown meme that everyone and their mother memory-holed 3 - 4 years ago. In addition, how in the hell can anyone ascertain that Ronald McDonald stopped appearing in 2016 because of it, and not because of the fact he hadn't been seen in McDonald's promotional material for a good few years leading up to that point?

That 'clown sighting' article reeks of a hoax/joke, looking through the sources, it seems like random unconnected pranks that Wikipedians meme'd as a singular notable event.
 
That 'clown sighting' article reeks of a hoax/joke, looking through the sources, it seems like random unconnected pranks that Wikipedians meme'd as a singular notable event.
I mean it happened, there was a lot of hysteria in the fall of 2016. What I don't understand is why this article is talking about one-off sighting prior to the marketing stunt that kick-started the tread that year. They should completely purge the "Precursor sightings" section some guy alone in a clown outfit isn't a paranormal or unusual phenomena and it's not noteworthy for series of events they're writing about.
 
I mean it happened, there was a lot of hysteria in the fall of 2016. What I don't understand is why this article is talking about one-off sighting prior to the marketing stunt that kick-started the tread that year. They should completely purge the "Precursor sightings" section some guy alone in a clown outfit isn't a paranormal or unusual phenomena and it's not noteworthy for series of events they're writing about.
The whole thing seems to have been massively blown out of proportion, partly by your average wikipedo classifying any group of clowns out in public as being part of this same movement. Chances are people were doing it as far back as Gacy was put on trial back in the '80s, but no-one gave a shit because the internet didn't exist yet.

BTW, one I remembered earlier, during my binge of FBI Files (fun fact: I watched it a month before he died IRL)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Kallstrom

Come to think of it, you'll probably want the specific edit I read, before they added all the extra shit.
In the 2016 presidential election, Kallstrom supported Donald Trump and has referred to Hillary Clinton and the Clinton family as being criminal-like.[2][8]
Okay, and? A lot of people share those beliefs. Where's the information regarding every other presidential campaign Kallstrom supported, if that sort of info is apparently relevant to the article? It's totally not because the editor who originally added it suffered from crippling TDS and seized every possible opportunity to inject it into random articles of people or things he/"she"/xey didn't like.
 
At the bottom of the page for Ronald McDonald (no relation), there's this little ditty:

Do we really need to know this? I've never seen such a non-event get as much publicity on kikepedia as the fucking 2016 clown meme that everyone and their mother memory-holed 3 - 4 years ago. In addition, how in the hell can anyone ascertain that Ronald McDonald stopped appearing in 2016 because of it, and not because of the fact he hadn't been seen in McDonald's promotional material for a good few years leading up to that point?
You ever look up the page on Mac Tonight? For some reason they just had to include a section dedicated to the Internets favorite white supremacist rapper:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mac_Tonight#Moon_Man
 
Sue E. Spivey and Christine Robinson have argued that the ex-gay movement advocates social death and therefore could meet some legal definitions of genocide.[14]: 68  The ex-gay movement is a loosely-organized movement which encourages LGBTQ people to renounce their same-sex attraction and transgender identities.[14]: 70  Spivey and Robinson claim that "by waging a culture war using hate propaganda and misusing scientific research to gain public legitimacy, the movement seeks to deploy state powers and the medical profession to perpetrate genocidal acts on its behalf."[14]: 83  They have since described policy proposals by anti-trans activists as rendering transgender people "civically dead" and "ineligible for personhood".[15]
:informative:Detransitioners are on the same level as nazis and Turks. :informative:
 
There's a new cow called David/Katie Solomon and he claims to have gerascophobia (fear of growing old). I looked it up and the phobia-wiki article is so retarded and reads like a 13 yr old wrote it. Related articles suggested include: "Robloxslenderphobia".

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Researching boots for my upcoming hippie costume and I find that some wikipedo is taking pictures in a strip club and adding them to articles.View attachment 3381627
Not only is it obvious the intent, but what relevance does this have to the apparel at all? Any item of clothing can and will be sexualized by some retard pervert. Does the wikipedia article for diapers need a picture of pamperchu and an explanation of AB/DL for 'educational purposes'? At this point I wouldn't put it past wikipedia editors.
Oil executives did this because they are greedy chuds and we need to eat the rich and Republican white supremacist racist bigots to save the party oh wait that is all the Republican party we need to ban it to save democracy from those abetting fascism fuck Trump and his disinfo party lying about who is to blame for the oil crisis it isn't Biden it is Trump and his master Putin aka Putler and his illegal invasion of Ukraine we don't need oil anyways and wouldn't be in this situation if we banned cars and trucks for being death machines killing our planet anyways get with the times people and buy an EV not a Tesla though Elon Musk is literally Hitler and enslaves children unlike Toyota or Ford.
I want to print up another alternative sticker with this on it now. Might cost a fortune for how large the sticker will need to be, though.

There's a new cow called David/Katie Solomon and he claims to have gerascophobia (fear of growing old). I looked it up and the phobia-wiki article is so retarded and reads like a 13 yr old read it. Related articles suggested include: "Robloxslenderphobia".
David is so unique here with a fear that half the Earth would probably admit to. Want to add the fear of death to your label list too? Perhaps the fear of heights.
 
For a good example of Wikifags being wikifags, look up any WW2 article.

Especially one that deal with the German side.

Now there used to be two people contributing to these articles: Autistic wehraboos and autistic WW2 enthusiasts.

As annoying as the former were, they at least occasionally contributed some good articles, that you could be sure referenced some obscure book printed in 5000 copies, that you never heard of before.

The result was a veritable goldmine for any re-enactor/model fag/WW2 sperg. Even if you couldn’t take an article exactly 100% at its word. (But hey, it’s Wikipedia, so par for the course.)


Unfortunately, Wikipedia has in the last couple of years been invaded by trannies and SJW faggots, which for WW2 articles meant vandalizing them, cutting 50-80% of the content, and including plenty of “Nazis were bad, mmmkay?!”

The weapons included the usual ones these faggots yield: “Original research”, “reputable/unreputable source”, “bias” and all the other usual rules they weaponized and enforce inconsistently.

Want to know about a particular unit? Here’s an article where half the content is about some village they may or may not have burned at some point.

Want to know about a particular weapon? DID YOU KNOW that a minor subcontractor used SLAVE labor?

Want to know about a particular officer? Did you know he was a NAZI? And that a unit under his command might have shot some POWs at one occasion.


As performative and tiring as the above may be, all of the above might be worth a seperate article or whatever. But the majority of people looking up these articles don’t really give a toss, because they’re here because they played too much Hearts of Iron, want to know what kind of camouflage they should use for their WW2 diorama, or where the unit marker on a tank model they’re painting usually sat.


TLDR: Autism. Moralfags ruined what used to be a pretty good resource for anyone actually using it.
 
For a good example of Wikifags being wikifags, look up any WW2 article.

Especially one that deal with the German side.

Now there used to be two people contributing to these articles: Autistic wehraboos and autistic WW2 enthusiasts.

As annoying as the former were, they at least occasionally contributed some good articles, that you could be sure referenced some obscure book printed in 5000 copies, that you never heard of before.

The result was a veritable goldmine for any re-enactor/model fag/WW2 sperg. Even if you couldn’t take an article exactly 100% at its word. (But hey, it’s Wikipedia, so par for the course.)


Unfortunately, Wikipedia has in the last couple of years been invaded by trannies and SJW faggots, which for WW2 articles meant vandalizing them, cutting 50-80% of the content, and including plenty of “Nazis were bad, mmmkay?!”

The weapons included the usual ones these faggots yield: “Original research”, “reputable/unreputable source”, “bias” and all the other usual rules they weaponized and enforce inconsistently.

Want to know about a particular unit? Here’s an article where half the content is about some village they may or may not have burned at some point.

Want to know about a particular weapon? DID YOU KNOW that a minor subcontractor used SLAVE labor?

Want to know about a particular officer? Did you know he was a NAZI? And that a unit under his command might have shot some POWs at one occasion.


As performative and tiring as the above may be, all of the above might be worth a seperate article or whatever. But the majority of people looking up these articles don’t really give a toss, because they’re here because they played too much Hearts of Iron, want to know what kind of camouflage they should use for their WW2 diorama, or where the unit marker on a tank model they’re painting usually sat.


TLDR: Autism. Moralfags ruined what used to be a pretty good resource for anyone actually using it.
There is a woman who whittles down wiki entries of WWII german medal recipients with the intention of submitting a removal request to "delete" German heroes.
 
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