Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[glass_houses]

Jesus. If I had that much facial hair I'd get electrolysis, if I was a professional model like Corrisa.

 

[Beluga]

"I also now create new course" is the new "I walk everywhere and I ride bike".

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Ok so let’s just say you have a job where you have to work every firework loving holiday like 4th of July and New Year’s Day and your neighbors love fireworks and have an unlimited budget to buy out the local firework stand. Yes. I understand a rabid hatred of them. There’s nothing like being blasted awake at midnight on New Year’s Eve. But what does it matter to this bitch ? It’s not like she has to get up at 330 am and work a ten hour shift. Also most places have noise ordinances even if fireworks aren’t banned. Never been THAT asshole to call the cops on fireworks after that kicks in so I’m not sure if the cops are more lenient during boom boom holidays or not.

TLDR: it’s a free fireworks show for her jobless ass so she should STFU. Those are the expensive fireworks also. As long as they aren’t shooting them over her house she should shut it.

You know, I even understand being annoyed about people who light actual firecrackers nonstop for the entire first week of July. Firecrackers are loud and not much else, no pretty light show in the sky. Some of the bigger ones can actually be pretty startling if you're close enough.

But as someone said earlier, the fireworks she's complaining about are the expensive kind, meant to put on a show for the neighborhood to enjoy. As long as the guy is cleaning up all the bits of paper and stuff that lighting fireworks generates, I don't see what the huge problem is. She says herself that it's legal in her area. Medicate your dogs and get some earplugs, you fat NIMBY fuck.

Actually, I lied to you guys. I DO see the huge problem. It's Corissa. She's the huge problem. She's so fucking joyless that she can't stand that other people might be enjoying their one and only lives. Seethe, Corissa!

 

[Free the Pedos]

. She's so fucking joyless that she can't stand that other people might be enjoying their one and only lives. Seethe, Corissa!

Spoiler: Reminds me of an old meme

"THINS could be here," she thought. The cool wind felt good against her many folds. "I HATE THINS" she thought. Royalty-free IG reel music reverberated through her fat, making it pulsate even as the Dr. Pepper circulated through her veins and washed away her (merited) fear of being called fat in public. "With Instagram, you don't have to go anywhere at all" she said to herself out loud.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[rocknrollmartian]

Oh yes, yes, Corissa is so generous and altruistic!

I'd like to know what Corissa gets if some rando follower gets $500.

And did she just learn the word "divest," lmao?

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Let me know if I'm I being too charitable, but I think Corissa's skin looks better in those videos. It's possibly the best I've ever seen it look. The texture is still fucky, but it's much less red and irritated looking.

Is it a filter?

 

[glass_houses]

some rando follower gets $500.

It won't be some random who gets the card though, it'll be Juliana. Corissa is not going to miss the opportunity to feather her own nest.

 

[LonesomeDud]

If Amazon tells me I can give someone a $500 gift card and all I have to do is promote them for 60 seconds, what do I care? I have 60 seconds. I don't care about Amazon, Walmart, Target, or any of it, but whatever. I'm not asking my "fans'" permission to give them. Her job is being an influencer and it's so spineless to say, "Should I do this? If I do, $500 gift card giveaway!" In a recession, that's a really messed up thing to put on people.

 

[Amphotericin B]

It’s always entertaining to watch performative social justice retards tiptoe around the self righteous rules they make.

She’s talking about quitting Amazon like it’s quitting heroin. She has a car and lives in town. She could do it if she tried. And why does the internet act like working in warehouses and backroom logistics didn’t suck ass before Amazon? That work has always been miserable.

 

[OttoWest]

Oh yes, yes, Corissa is so generous and altruistic!

I'd like to know what Corissa gets if some rando follower gets $500.

And did she just learn the word "divest," lmao?

I’ll bet she’s getting a matching $500, at the very least.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Oh and this one just got added:

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

J's IG:

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Dear lord, for a split second there I was horrified at the thought of J holding a baby.
Nope.
Just her grotesque forearm, phew.

 

[GenociderSyo]

When finding a doctor make sure htey will only tell you what you want to hear:

 

[thejackal]

Let me know if I'm I being too charitable, but I think Corissa's skin looks better in those videos. It's possibly the best I've ever seen it look. The texture is still fucky, but it's much less red and irritated looking.

Is it a filter?

100% filter. These same filters can make troons passable. They can also turn the surface of the moon that is Carissa's face into a baby's ass apparently. Many such delusional cases on the Farms thanks to filters.

When finding a doctor make sure htey will only tell you what you want to hear:
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Crying at the doctor's. #justguythings

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Beluga]

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Wait, wife? Since when she calls Corissa "wife", especially since Corissa has repeated multiple times she doesn't want to get married?!

 

[Amphotericin B]

So J expects the benefits of living in a blue state, with the cost of living of a red state, anything less is problematic. And she thinks it’s reasonable to move to a red state and force the locals to support her values. Troons were the colonizers all along.

 

[HamFan]

Did we know J was in physical therapy for her knee? Still? Seems like that injury was awhile ago. Why haven't they fired her ass for noncompliance yet?

J's PT probably mentions cutting back on sugary soda because it contributes to joint inflammation, and, well, they're working with an injured joint. How can she hear that and say, "Nuh-uh! That's muh diet culture!"?

It's fascinating how the HAES cult can look at evidence of (A) causing (B), and completely discount it if (A) tastes good or allows them to be slothful. Eating less junk and moving more doesn't really reduce your risk for a litany of health problems; that's just a conspiracy to genocide fat people! Thin people get joint inflammation and diabetes, too, their causes are just a mystery.

How is discouraging drinking pop fatphobic? Because mainlining liquid sugar admittedly makes you fat? I'm sure their answer is something like, there's a perception and stereotype that drinking pop makes you fat, but thin people drink pop, too!

 

[GenociderSyo]

Talk about jumping to conclusions.