Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[moseph.jartelli]

I thought it was only used for sex. The more you know, huh?

Uhh.. it's not the same thing as poppers (amyl nitrate). Trying to fuck on nitrous would be difficult

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Could you imagine being the prison official that's gotta monitor all those letters? Page after single page, every day, scanning letters to rascals('s PO boxes) one by one, all reading

"No, atalker, I'm noT in prissson! That's jusT your delusions...."

I wonder if they are accepting applications?

 

[Meat Target]

If you inhale nitrogen, you're always gonna have a bad time.

78% of the earth's atmosphere is nitrogen...

 

[Satan McAllister]

If Fatrick is using nitrous oxide, I guarantee you it's not at the dentist office. Look at those piss stained teeth.

 

[Akashic Retard]

I think sex on nos would be literally impossible. It's basically just a massive headrush, a few seconds of blacked out nothingness, then you fade back into reality giggling. Zoomers are fucking idiots, and easily parted from their money.
I do however believe that Pork Squealer is a big fat stupid mongoloid.

The point of nitrous has always been to use it in conjunction with other drugs. Otherwise it’s just like playing the pass-out game. Not very fun and certainly not worth more than a dollar or two.

 

[Broadside]

Keeping in line with the deluded auto genius theme, I sometimes like to compare Pat's old tweets - spunky, cringe, full of misplaced arrogance- with his more recent output- terse, repetitive, bitter. You can really see the toll #DLTIW has taken on our intrepid hero

 

[Bloitzhole]

Concerning Amyl Nitrate

Physical effects include decrease in blood pressure, headache, flushing of the face, increased heart rate, dizziness, and relaxation of involuntary muscles, especially the blood vessel walls and the internal and external anal sphincter.

Tomlinson would more than likely collapse entirely, considering he's basically just one big fat arsehole.

 

[AnOminous]

Read one of Rick's posts.

Look at a picture of him in reality.

He somehow thinks these two things can be reconciled. Sorry Rick, we all know what you actually are and your sad, pathetic attempts to front are not fooling anyone.

You are not Harlan Ellison, Rick. You are not fit to lick his extremely circumcised and entirely kosher dick. Harlan may have been a midget who needed to be put on the shoulders of someone else just to be able to see Isaac Asimov making fun of him, but he would easily have taken you down, you fat fuck.

(Sorry to make one of these incredibly gay talk to the cow posts but seriously, he actually IS reading every word of this, you know it.)

 

[Mattress]

Dentists also used it as an anesthetic, but it does not seem to be used anymore.

“Gas and air” offered to almost every woman in labour in the UK!

 

[grey area]

I wonder what janitor laughed at his @Ford tweet considering he can't speak to a person without sounding like a self-important cunt.

 

[AnOminous]

Also can you imagine calling yourself "Torque Wheeler" lmao wtf? I don't think anyone even on this thread could have come up with such a douche name. Seriously, this ludicrously long thread exists just to mock this fat faggot, and if anyone had come up with a name that dumb to make fun of him, nobody would have believed it.

We would have rated them autistic because nobody would believe such a ludicrously stupid and autistic name.

And he came up with that himself.

 

[TreeFortRichardsTCell]

Also can you imagine calling yourself "Torque Wheeler" lmao wtf? I don't think anyone even on this thread could have come up with such a douche name.

We would have rated them autistic because nobody would believe such a ludicrously stupid and autistic name.

Torque Wheeler, leader of The Polesmokers

 

[thismanlies]

Also can you imagine calling yourself "Torque Wheeler" lmao wtf? I don't think anyone even on this thread could have come up with such a douche name. Seriously, this ludicrously long thread exists just to mock this fat faggot, and if anyone had come up with a name that dumb to make fun of him, nobody would have believed it.

We would have rated them autistic because nobody would believe such a ludicrously stupid and autistic name.

And he came up with that himself.

Torque Wheeler is a name you’d expect to find in a gay porn video.

Welcome to Torque Wheeler’s Body House, big boy. Just sit back and relax while I clean out your exhaust pipes and give your lug nuts a good spit shine.

 

[AnOminous]

Torque Wheeler is a name you’d expect to find in a gay porn video.

Welcome to Torque Wheeler’s Body House, big boy. Just sit back and relax while I clean out your exhaust pipes and give your lug nuts a good spit shine.

Oh shit and then it turns into some combo of gay porn and Saw.

 

[Torque Wheeler]

Torque Wheeler is a name you’d expect to find in a gay porn video.

Welcome to Torque Wheeler’s Body House, big boy. Just sit back and relax while I clean out your exhaust pipes and give your lug nuts a good spit shine.

I am not gay, child. You are the one who is gay, obviously

 

[TreeFortRichardsTCell]

I am not gay, child. You are the one who is gay, obviously

No child, I'm rubber and You are Glue

 

[Helium Bubble]

“Gas and air” offered to almost every woman in labour in the UK!

What do they offer the Tories?

All right, all right, I’m leaving, no need to push…

Oh shit and then it turns into some combo of gay porn and Saw.

Porn’s already halfway there with all the BDSM and anal prolapse shit that’s everywhere now.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Without getting to much into the weighty reality of Fat's existence, I shared some of Fatrick's personality traits and habits with a disinterested third party who then immediately asked if I was describing an autistic person or a huge compensatory narcissist.

Pat's ability to engender annoyance and loathing is powerful enough to escape the bounds of direct interaction or observance. The mere sanatized retelling of his exploits and mannerisms is enough to evoke visceral disgust in others.

 

[Piggy Higuera]

Does anyone else listen to the 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back podcast? It's Mike Nelson from MST3K/Rifftrax and one of the Rifftrax writers, and they do in depth picking apart of shitty books. They're doing Gump and Company now, they've done some obscure stuff like Rick's though.

He'd be perfect for that podcast. I'd get on their Pqtreon and suggest Starship Repo if I knew how to explain Rick to strangers in a concise way. He doesn't sound as bad as he really is when I try to talk about him because it sounds like we're in the wrong - "Why is someone pretending to be his toilet telling people he put up his fence wrong?" - you need to see the scope of his idiocy to take it all in. Torque Wheeler puts him over the top because anyone would find that douchey, but it's hard to sum him up.

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

Fake Torque account now has a dedicated stalker.