DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
You guys do realize Phil will probably lose monetizations on this video.

If he's doing true crime, horror etc, it will be age restricted and we all know Phil doesn't do age restrictions on his videos.

YouTube will add it afterwards and demonitize the video.
This doesn't make sense (not your post but youtube policy) as he can't have superchats if it's made for kids which means it logically has to be age restricted.
 
Hes just trying to impress Asmongold by telling him he has a wife. Someone should show Zack what that wife looks like now.
Asmon could basically have any girl of his choosing with the kind of money he rakes in and he's far from stupid given the only reason he spent money in Diablo Immortal was to underscore what a P2W shitshow it was.

Asmon is literally living the life Phil wants.
 
Asmon could basically have any girl of his choosing with the kind of money he rakes in and he's far from stupid given the only reason he spent money in Diablo Immortal was to underscore what a P2W shitshow it was.

Asmon is literally living the life Phil wants.
I 100% agree, except that he thinks being married gives him some sort of adult credit. He'd be way happier alone, but he needs to flex on all his viewers who have never even touched another human intimately.
 

If anything, fucking DSP telling anyone that they're 'doing it right' is about the biggest reason TO second guess yourself. I like how this dude has deluded himself into thinking he has any kind of credibility to be giving anybody else his approval or disapproval of their decisions when his life is the disaster that it is. Props also on making sure everyone knows that you're a normal, married human adult, Dave!
 
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Pot, meet kettle. Imagine being told by DSP not to beg.
 
How is that an unpopular opinion? Nympho Panda probably insisted on it at least once, Kat surely never did.
Retarded as he has always been, Old Phil at least had blood in his veins, and Panda wouldn’t have pestered him for sex if she never got it from him ever. Now he’s all old and busted from a decade plus of trying to avoid the outside world and the consequences of his actions as much as humanly possible.
 
You guys do realize Phil will probably lose monetizations on this video.

If he's doing true crime, horror etc, it will be age restricted and we all know Phil doesn't do age restrictions on his videos.

YouTube will add it afterwards and demonitize the video.
"So guys, I need you to buy in, I'm losing 10 dollars in ad revenue, which is practically nothing as I said before but I need the 150 to make up for it."
 
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Unpopular opinion: I think Phil fucked Panda but never even touched Khet.
Pretty sure general consensus is that he and Leanna fucked at some point (driven almost entirely by Leanna, no doubt) and that he and FhetKhet have done no more than what was forced upon the stream viewers that one time they made the hostage video together.
 
Pretty sure general consensus is that he and Leanna fucked at some point (driven almost entirely by Leanna, no doubt) and that he and FhetKhet have done no more than what was forced upon the stream viewers that one time they made the hostage video together.
id honestly say they fucked at least once and phil discovered he was completely and utterly inept and had no idea what to do. like little basic shit like "where do I put my hands when I'm ontop?" or even how to get it in and after that disaster he's just entirely 100% avoided it so as not to be embarrassed again.
 
id honestly say they fucked at least once and phil discovered he was completely and utterly inept and had no idea what to do. like little basic shit like "where do I put my hands when I'm ontop?" or even how to get it in and after that disaster he's just entirely 100% avoided it so as not to be embarrassed again.

Yeah that sounds about right. They tried once, Phil could not perform, everyone was embarrassed, never tried again.
 
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