Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[CansOfCant]

Does anyone else listen to the 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back podcast? It's Mike Nelson from MST3K/Rifftrax and one of the Rifftrax writers, and they do in depth picking apart of shitty books. They're doing Gump and Company now, they've done some obscure stuff like Rick's though.

He'd be perfect for that podcast. I'd get on their Pqtreon and suggest Starship Repo if I knew how to explain Rick to strangers in a concise way. He doesn't sound as bad as he really is when I try to talk about him because it sounds like we're in the wrong - "Why is someone pretending to be his toilet telling people he put up his fence wrong?" - you need to see the scope of his idiocy to take it all in. Torque Wheeler puts him over the top because anyone would find that douchey, but it's hard to sum him up.

I think one's gotta sell it as neutral as possible, like that Goodreads reviewer/author(?) a few posts back. Lean on the fact that people do this to him because he's say, the Coleman Francis of insufferable cunts, hence the toilet account (and I wouldn't bring that up first anyway.)

Provide examples like the infamous paint balloon tweet.

 

[Piggy Higuera]

I think one's gotta sell it as neutral as possible, like that Goodreads reviewer/author(?) a few posts back. Lean on the fact that people do this to him because he's say, the Coleman Francis of insufferable cunts, hence the toilet account (and I wouldn't bring that up first anyway.)

Provide examples like the infamous paint balloon tweet.

He leaves himself 5 star reviews for his books before they're released, stuff like that. Firstname Lastname and Fonald Plumpf get across how dumb he is.

 

[bantadant]

Another possibility for Pat's alter ego: "Future Man" on Hulu

This character goes by a few different names, but is always portrayed as a badass and a ladies man. In season two his name is "Torque Wheelmaker."

I know like six total people have ever watched this show, but if anyone has it would be an unemployed fatso who spends all day on his fart couch.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Read one of Rick's posts.

Look at a picture of him in reality.

He somehow thinks these two things can be reconciled.

This is part of why he’s so entertaining. He actually thinks he’s fooling people lol.

Not gonna PL but I can tell you that Pat’s tweet at Ford was laughed at heartily by the brand, their in-house social media team and their agency teams. Desperate nobodies from the gutter of Twitter are always begging brands for free shit and special access. Creators with enough reach to be influential have agents who broker deals with brands and are often paid handsomely for it. That will never be Pat.

 

[TollBoothWilly]

Does anyone else listen to the 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back podcast? It's Mike Nelson from MST3K/Rifftrax and one of the Rifftrax writers, and they do in depth picking apart of shitty books. They're doing Gump and Company now, they've done some obscure stuff like Rick's though.

He'd be perfect for that podcast. I'd get on their Pqtreon and suggest Starship Repo if I knew how to explain Rick to strangers in a concise way. He doesn't sound as bad as he really is when I try to talk about him because it sounds like we're in the wrong - "Why is someone pretending to be his toilet telling people he put up his fence wrong?" - you need to see the scope of his idiocy to take it all in. Torque Wheeler puts him over the top because anyone would find that douchey, but it's hard to sum him up.

Any short audio clip will work. My suggestion would be him talking to the judge from the BDA restraining order fiasco. 10 seconds of that pompous faggot is all it will take for them to understand what they are dealing with.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Another possibility for Pat's alter ego: "Future Man" on Hulu

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This character goes by a few different names, but is always portrayed as a badass and a ladies man. In season two his name is "Torque Wheelmaker."

I know like six total people have ever watched this show, but if anyone has it would be an unemployed fatso who spends all day on his fart couch.

Season 1 was great. Underated show

 

[Associate Rick]

"He's Americas last pure car guy, who'll feed you your own teeth, he's Torque Wheeler!"


Real human pig and a real weirdo

 

[NotFatChild]

Does anyone else listen to the 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back podcast? It's Mike Nelson from MST3K/Rifftrax and one of the Rifftrax writers, and they do in depth picking apart of shitty books. They're doing Gump and Company now, they've done some obscure stuff like Rick's though.

He'd be perfect for that podcast. I'd get on their Pqtreon and suggest Starship Repo if I knew how to explain Rick to strangers in a concise way. He doesn't sound as bad as he really is when I try to talk about him because it sounds like we're in the wrong - "Why is someone pretending to be his toilet telling people he put up his fence wrong?" - you need to see the scope of his idiocy to take it all in. Torque Wheeler puts him over the top because anyone would find that douchey, but it's hard to sum him up.

Is Nelson the one with TDS that started trying to do the rifftrax voice overs solo? I remember watching some of their harry potter & trek takes with all three of them and they were great and then I found some where one of the guys had tried to go it alone and it was fucking awful.

 

[Table Country]

These tweets read like they were wrote by Patrick Bateman.
How much of an autistic sociopath is our fat pig? He just can't sound human, no matter how hard he tries.
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There is an idea of a Patrick Tomlinson. Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity-- something illusory. And though I can hide my bitch tits, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours... and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there, child.

 

[TreeFortRichardsTCell]

"He's Americas last pure car guy, who'll feed you your own teeth, he's Torque Wheeler!"


Real human pig and a real weirdo

Pat is about as autistic as the main character in that movie

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

How much of an autistic sociopath is our fat pig?

If you didn't know...

The new "Supra" is BMW Z4 in all senses except the exterior design.
That M8 is NOT supercharged, it's a twin turbo...

The only supercharged version of S85(the 4.4L V8 BMW engine) was only done by Alpina.

Patrick, once again you have shown, that your knowledge base is shit at best. Shut the fuck up. And yes, I'm a mentally ill stalker, you physically obese dunce.

Edit: Big G(rammar)

 

[CansOfCant]

Is Nelson the one with TDS that started trying to do the rifftrax voice overs solo? I remember watching some of their harry potter & trek takes with all three of them and they were great and then I found some where one of the guys had tried to go it alone and it was fucking awful.

Spoiler: Politisperging

I'm fairly certain Mike's the most level headed (or right-ish) one of them all. I think Bill's the insufferable Maxist, and Kevin's no better. I refuse to pay them any more after they went on some social media cancelling tear, proving to me Mike never had a nut.

 

[NotFatChild]

In fat related news, some child related sperging from piggy. I wonder what about other people having kids could really be the reason why it makes him so angry? Let us all ponder:

Spoiler: Politisperging

I'm fairly certain Mike's the most level headed (or right-ish) one of them all. I think Bill's the insufferable Maxist, and Kevin's no better. I refuse to pay them any more after they went on some social media cancelling tear, proving to me Mike never had a nut.

That's right I was thinking of Bill. Bill alone is so insufferable that I decided to pirate everything they did. He's a commie so I'm sure he's fine with it.

 

[CansOfCant]

In fat related news, some child related sperging from piggy. I wonder what about other people having kids could really be the reason why it makes him so angry? Let us all ponder:

Even 1.2 GPA 'earning' swine like pat understands bigger families = more childs to child, endlessly.

 

[thismanlies]

In fat related news, some child related sperging from piggy. I wonder what about other people having kids could really be the reason why it makes him so angry? Let us all ponder:

Good thing every woman in the world learned from his ex-wife's mistake in procreating with him.

 

[Firstname Lastname]

Thank God PCJ was able to have a relatively large family.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

New automanic blogpost just dropped. It's the first in which he uses his own pictures taken around the neighborhood instead of stock photos. It shows.

Replacing Your Car’s Antenna

• https://archive.fo/vZWof
• https://automanic.co/replacing-your-cars-antenna/

“Ok, Torque. Thanks for the oddly specific history lesson,” you’re saying about now. “But what am I supposed to do about it?” Well, are you ever in luck. Because this is a product review post:

yes Torque, bestow us with your knowledge already

Installation couldn’t possibly be easier, just unscrew the old antenna and tighten in the new one by hand. Takes less than a minute.

then why would anyone need to read your article, dumbass?

The first picture at the top of the post? That was my car about an hour ago, ugly old factory antenna and everything. I took it through an automated car wash last week and sure enough and not for the first time, the rollers bent it.

Last pure car guy doesn't wash his own "future classic" car.

It’s about as dead simple and cheap an update as you’re going to find. Verdict? Firing on 8/8 Cylinders.

It's the only product review Torque can afford. "8/8 Cylinders" haha he had to let us know it's not a V6. He's writing exclusively for us.

 

[Torque Wheeler]

but I think the roller brush carwashes do a better, more thorough job of getting road grime and bird droppings off your paint

That is exactly how you scratch your paint. Ever wonder why you never see a Lamborghini at the $5 roller brush wash? It's because it scratches the paint.

God what a fat faggot

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

Why doesn’t he just remove it before taking it there, if it’s so easy and it happens all the time?

This blog is aimed at the actually mentally handicapped? Will the next post explain what a stop sign means?

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

what is up with these mid-word line breaks on his blog?

he can't even format a para-
graph of text but wants tell people how to maintain a car. sure.

Why doesn’t he just remove it before taking it there, if it’s so easy and it happens all the time?

This blog is aimed at the actually mentally handicapped? Will the next post explain what a stop sign means?

it's too many words and too rambling to be any use for idiots and car know-nothings.