DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Phil chases clout more than a pedo chasing children in Hollywood.
All the talk about his Instagram made me accidentally rediscover what might be the most hideous photo DSP has taken:
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My favorite bit of this Halloween saga is those cookies are the terrible soft kind, not the proper hard ones.

Even the soft ones he complained they hurt his teeth to chew.
Yeah that sounds about right. They tried once, Phil could not perform, everyone was embarrassed, never tried again.
Far as I am aware Phil was a virgin until he groomed Pandalee into fucking him. Not sure where the source of this lore is but I believe it.
100% Leanna does anal
I bet she goes ass to mouth as well.
 
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"Super CASLTEVANIA IV"

This faggot is allergic to the most basic of Quality Assurance. No upload order check, no mic check, webcam position check, game brightness check, audio balance check. Can't even check his fucking spelling. But he fully expects you to cut him a check from your gubmint subsidized tardbux.

Must be hitting the gin early after the "disappointingly slow" Ask the Pig.
 
I love this because it shows how out of touch he is , blowing up in youtube is not that easy
people have tried to change direction and they failed pathetically and most people who try youtube never go anywhere to begin with
Oh no. He just needs an excuse to not guarantee phailure but still look the chad. I mean really.......you're again crying poor, somehow KNOW you could blow up your channel and rake in cash but you just don't want to. Stop it. Not everyone is as stupid as you Phail.
 
Leanna was basically hinting she wanted Anal during one of the old hotel vlogs. I would assume phil wasn't aware. No way he's alpha enough to do that with her.

Do you guys sincerely believe Philburt has pignosis or does he deep down know he's full of shit? Like if he somehow got even a few minutes of self reflection, I wonder if he'd truly be disgusted even if a little with how his life has turned out.
He has mentioned in past there is a voice in his head which tells him he's a piece of shit. But I think he genuinly believes every choice he makes in life is correct.
 
Leanna was basically hinting she wanted Anal during one of the old hotel vlogs. I would assume phil wasn't aware. No way he's alpha enough to do that with her.
She just had her ass up in the air. Hate to spoil it for you, but you can have vaginal sex in that position also. Actually most people have done just that,
 
Guys is he fucking smashed? The way he's begging and talking about 'two big bills' and guilt tripping the dents only 10 minutes in makes me think he's after splurging on Hulk Hogan and Shawn Michaels with a side of gin fuelled bender during his break.

ETA: He said he is going to bring up wanting tips in 'small bits' every day as to not annoy everyone with it, because he has two big bills this weekend and he hopes to get the funds from today/tomorrow/Friday and is worried about his day off

ETA: He just brought it up AGAIN, it's been like 20 minutes

Hes also lookin' rough
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