Skitzocow Dana Marie Cain / Oracle of Venus / The Scorpion - Divorced Unlovable Batshit Space Demon Waitress with NPD, Gangstalked by Alphabet Agencies, "Pretending to be Rеtarded", #SaveJoelIrish, running from the long arm of the law

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Toasty said:
Quit calling me sir asshole. If you had bothered to read the thread for even a few minutes you would have known that i am female. This is what i meant about learning the culture here. Go to the talk to staff thread about getting verified. Nobody here is watching your fucking videos. You're just some rando that Dana slurrs at when she thinks she's being sexy on occasion.
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I kind of skipped a few, the Dana-Skip revenge fantasy videos are so boring most of the time.

In which Dana attempts to sic the police on Hunter to right the only wrong that really exists in the Danaverse, not that Hunter is possibly liable for manslaughter, but that Hunter exists only to vindicate her from the wine bottle incident. At least Dana took the time to outline what she's just pulling out of her broken ass at this point and admits she doesn't have any evidence. I guess her munchie trip to the hospital didn't involve anything in the way of drug testing. (3/10) Great to see that Dana has literally no line she won't cross in people she attempts to implicate in her still unwritten conspiracy.
(I missed a few and am far too lazy to bother even counting back Dana's latest spate of "I'm a witch, ermagerd!" crap.)
No description, the few comments there are seem o be universally negative, 6 likes.
Dana still looks desiccated lump of Silly Putty.
Another Cumsofa 2.0 video.
"I know I said I was gonna' take down my TikTok and stop drinking..." - Dana "Sisyphus" Marie, who can never quite push her ego up the mountain
"But, I had a thought..." (Dana, given your track record, that's very unlikely.)
"I had a really, disturbing, thought..." - Dana, whose mind has become the gutter after so many frequent trips
Dana blames her drinking on her disturbing thoughts.
"Because it's not even about me, my shit is, handled, guiz. My shit is on lock." - Dana "On Cock" Marie
Glowie was watching Dana and Will on their pot-smoking vacation to the middle of nowhere and the motel parking lot.
Time to break out the fake pity for Hunter! (Mike's son for those who missed the TrashMike saga.)
"I think that he accidentally killed his mother..." - Dana "Fall-Guy" Marie
"I don't know this and I'm not accusing him of anything..." - Dana, mere seconds after accusing Hunter of something
Hunter is apparently his mother's dealer.
Mike picked up some drugs whilst they were in Illinois.
The wine bottle incident took place in Illinois.
Dana for some reason elects to blame Hunter for poisoning his mother with fentanyl that Mike bought.
"And I have zero proof of this, I just remember what happened... to me..." - Dana "It's All About Me" Marie
Angy Dana ensues, that being the closest thing she has to a plausible or even possible conspiracy regarding the death of Mike's ex-wife.
Dana needs Tami's help!
Dana classily attempts to shove a towel in the window to block the light, hitting her plates in the attempt.
Dana angrily insists that she's got this! (The towel or crippling narcissism?)
An old bag continues to fuck around with an old rag.
Dana's mechanical skills fail her as she elects to just hold the towel in place.
This is totally abount Hunter, you guiz!
Dana also used Hunter to score drugs, presumably from Mike's stash?
Dana's alien genetics make her immune to poisoning. (Which explains why she's a complete lightweight when it comes to alcohol.)
Dana is drinking something out of a can, given her recent spates of anger, it's probably booze.
Pandora strikes again!
Hunter liked Dana more than the rest of Mike's women. (Some of whom Dana said previously Mike probably murdered.)
Narc tears!
Dana finally lets go of the towel.
"I fixed up that shithole house..." - Dana, who painted a wall and ordered the wrong stove
Dana calls Mike a psycho, due to her plan of stealing his kid failing.
"There's no proof that Halgas drugged me, my alcohol abuse really kinda' fucks that case, except for one thing..." - Dana "Smoking Gun" Marie
Dana's smoking gun relies entirely on Hunter turning over drugs to the police.
"Even drunk, I would never consent to being raped with a wine bottle." - Dana "The Human Corkscrew" Marie
Dana's wine bottle escapade took months to heal, I guess regeneration isn't part of her alien powers.
"My pussy, is like a virgin." - Dana "Pulled Pork" Marie
The smug pussy talk overshadows Dana's previous narc tears.
TrashMike wanted to pimp Dana out.
Mike's ex was apparently a drug addict.
Mike's personal drug stash is apparently filled with lethal amounts of fentanyl.
Hunter dindu nuffin. (So long as he just exists as a static bargaining chip in Danaland, give it a few days.)
Dana had to drink to forget Mike's crimes whilst still leeching off of him.
Dana compares The Stand to her relationship with Mike.
Hunter continues to be bait for Dana's pity party.
"And I can tell you right now, Hunter? Wanted my help, he just didn't know how to accept it." - Dana "Dork Empath" Marie
"And I don't know this for a fact..." - Dana, finally prefacing her arguments correctly
Dana wants the cops to pick up and question Hunter.
"Maybe we can save a kid... and vindicate an innocent woman, who did not deserve to go down like that." - Dana "Narc Brain" Marie
Stacy dindu nuffin!
"I wanna' see justice for her and Hunter." (Translation: I want revenge on Mike.)
Fin.
 
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Robust User said:
She looks utterly defeated. She should just check into a mental hospital and let them help her get back into some kind of functional life.
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Dana completely refuses help and gets angry with anyone suggesting they can fix her. You can't help people who don't want it, and Dana is clearly that.

She's no longer funny, this is just sad.
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
Dana completely refuses help and gets angry with anyone suggesting they can fix her. You can't help people who don't want it, and Dana is clearly that.

She's no longer funny, this is just sad.
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What's sad is how the family and friends she screams death threats to (in her granny skants) must feel. She, herself, will NEVER not be funny. Crazy people can be vile, hateful wastes of flesh too.
 
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