Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

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When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votes: 162 11.6%
  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votes: 282 20.2%
  • After a year.

    Votes: 232 16.7%
  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votes: 717 51.5%

  • Total voters
    1,393
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I love you, Mamma. And I miss you.
The term "sociopath" gets thrown around a lot these days but Ralph listening to the woman who gave birth to him dying in the next room and feeling not a damn thing is sociopathic. It goes far beyond being a lazy fat fuck. There is something seriously wrong with the way his brain functions.
 
There is absolutely no way pig hooves didn't hammer out this abomination of a diary article. Mock Faith's diary, at least it logically flows.

The article is about someone else, yet placed here is Gator of all people. Anyone who finished high school would be expecting the introduction to the article to... I'm not sure, introduce the person????? Or was Ralph trying to imply that this guy is synonymous with Gator? So he's using "Gator" as an adjective or what?! If so, he failed completely. Nothing says "just walk the other way" more than this:
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This introduction fails as an analogy, as a metaphor, it just fails. The rest is garbage.
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No idea Amanda (allegedly), he doesn't seem at all interested in you. You're the type of crying towel guys use when we are rejected by love interests. Yes, you're basically the male version of a friendzone and in this case, you were friendzoned by someone who was friendzoned, or at the very least, denied by a love interest.
Also, "literally" doesn't literally mean figuratively, the two are literally different words, Amanda "PR graduate" Morris (allegedly).
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"First, let me preface".
Okay, Firstly, at first, the number one point is... (the structure of this sentence is shit, it's as if it was written a child who found a thesaurus).
"retareded"

Yeah, pig hooves wrote this.
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Holy shit this picture absolutely describes their relationship perfectly. Ralph looking at the camera to avoud looking at what he is kissing, and may closing her eyes so she wont see what a disgusting blob she has to kiss so she wont become homeless.
This is as glorious as DSP kissing his horse as well. Just two severely autistic man children parading their equine lovers out on video then giving weird autistic kisses while half looking at the camera.:story:
 
I know we laugh at Ralph because he's a literal midget with a micro penis with the muscle mass of an 80 year old woman that gets beat down every time he steps to a man (or a woman cop), but with the type of ritualistic public humiliation he continues to suffer daily he will hit a breaking point if he doesn't die first. He's a violent felon, convicted sex offender, drug addict, alcoholic, and his woman is literally one of the ugliest people on the planet and he knows this etc. There's nothing wrong with letting the Richmond ADA know about this since he's personally threatening you. Also whichever police department in your jurisdiction as well. He has AIDS so I wouldn't even want to touch him.
 
Karen Ralph claims he’s going to show up to the Florida Aquarium in person to complain about a man hurting his feelings on the internet.
Can't stop laughing at this.

Ralph is so terminally online he doesn't at all understand that any normal person would see this as schizo drivel and just throw it away or pay it no mind. When you're acting like a completely psycho, no one is going to take what you have to say seriously, especially if you're a hollerin' gunted hog wigger.

It's like a kid posting their school enemy's dox on 4chan, ralph thinks society at large is his personal army, I guess. I really can't think of a better analogy.
 
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Make sure to let security know that a crazed obese neo nazi stalker is coming to harass you and to ready the tasers.
You could throw in that he is platformed by a known white supremacist and his band of woman-hating incels who’ve been outed by Right Wing Watch… and you wouldn’t be lying.

Edit: something tells me Ethan wouldn’t sizzle like bacon if he took a taze here and there.
 
Pantsu has previously expressed she loves wearing things people buy for her. It's why she always models merch of the people she's trying to fuck on the internet, digibro, mother's basement, ralph, Jim, Dick, etc. She probably got it as a gift from some discord simp, because that's been pantsu's whole life. Seeking attention from men in discord, legitimately.

 
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