While I am generally all for Indians getting any money they can off of guilt-ridden settlers, the fact that Mrs. Mora is using gross trannies, her tribal affiliation, and whatever rez ties she may have to grift is fucking disgusting. Like demand all the money you want, cuz, but maybe don't associate with degenerate shemales who are using you for cred eh?
Tenacious Unicorn Militia and Security at your service! Bash the fash and get some cash, while of course high off your ass. For real though, it's hard to imagine a strapped, paranoid and crazy-eyed Phil and Jarrod making people in public actually feel safer. They're more prone to escalation than the Hell's Angels at Altamont and would brandish weapons at anyone who failed to respect the she/her pronoun patch on their badly fitting plate carriers.
All it takes is for one guy to be ballsy (or drunk) enough to keep poking Phil or Jarrod by calling them men or other IRL trolling for the goon squad to fire at said transphobe. Then they'd REALLY be up shit's creek, especially Kevie and Jen if it was Phil who had to be detained for hair trigger tard fighting.
If he does, do we start a new thread, or just change the title of this one?
I for one am very much looking forward to the Tenacious Unicorn Rent-A-Cop saga. Paul Blart, eat your heart out.
It's probably not worth the effort to do either. They couldn't manage recycling and dry-walling for more than a few weeks but, suddenly, they're competent and disciplined enough to become a legitimate private security company? I don't believe that.
They've already got plenty of negligent discharge.
My wish was granted!
They don't have enough warm bodies to play "security company" right now, so Penny's trying to bring in more people.
Phil Lounge, Mall Ninja.
Weed for sure, opiods posssibly confirmed but not really: there was Penny asking for Narcan donations to the Lakota. People told him he could get it from behind the counter for cheap/free. Whether it was a field troon, him or the house troons after surgery, an honest question, or something else is a mystery.
@Hollywood Hulk Hogan Sorry there's been no food pictures, please enjoy this hell.
But how many anarchist gun nut troons are out there? These guys are unique among most troon cows. How many anarcho-liberals (Phil's true affiliation iirc? or was it anarchocapitalist?) are troons or will join forces with them?
More than you'd think, I think; there are spates of gunposting on the Tranny Sideshows thread, and there are plenty of ex-military troons. This would be an opportunity to LARP two midlife crisis identities in one: pretty princess and rogue mercenary badass.
yet again, I feel sorry for their neighbors
