Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[John Freeman]

I'm sorry to interrupt your regularly scheduled talk of troons and statistics but former prime minister of Japan, Shinzo Abe, was honest to God assassinated about 7 hours ago. Bob weighs in.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1545265156854358017

https://archive.ph/IqjMT

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the replies
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the replies where a regular says that this is actually a good thing because Abe wanted to keep Japan Japanese
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the replies where Bob refuses to take an L
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"I was just responding to what I thought would be an easy dunk, bro" lol

And a follow up where Bob seems convinced that having any 3d printed parts is what makes a "ghost gun" a ghost gun.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1545371124057444352

https://archive.ph/L1g93

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Just like the above where he made a lot of assumptions where he's just flat out wrong, he's still making a lot of assumptions where he's just flat out wrong.

Fatrick Tomlinson did something similar. He tried to larp as a firearms expert and analyze all 12 useful frames of available footage. Anybody who knows anything about guns can quickly identify that you can’t identify the caliber or even projectile speed based on the footage and pictures we have.

 

[Positron]

Even when Bob admits he doesn't know something, like anything about math, he dismisses it as unimportant for anyone to know which implies he doesn't think there's actually anything important he doesn't know.

This is a quintessentially teenager mindset. I got an F in English? Nah who is going to ask me about Faulkner at work anyway?

Fun fact: Bob Chipman cannot distinguish between History and fiction!

The trailer is a 2003 film called Makai Tensho (Samurai Resurrection). "Based on True Events" no doubt.

Indeed, people feel very strongly about the persecution of Japanese Christians.

Of course, to Bobby the murder of Christian cannot be genocide; it is just taking out the trash.


To reprise, this is the tweet (archive) that caused the uproar. Bobby described Silence as a "preachy flick" and the antagonists as "cartoonishly-evil".



BTW, the "jetpack" was a lie.

To set the record straight for the stalkers, Bob blames your failure to vote Hillary as the reason he doesn't have a jetpack.


Yes yes yes, every message that go against you are from bots. Now drink your milk and sleep tight.

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A black swan is a momentous yet statistically unpredictable event. It has nothing to do with "narratives"; the term was coined by a quant not a cultural studist.

Bobby knows more Japanese history than the average American (see comment about Shimabara above)




The insane continues to harass Justice Brett Kavanaugh:


Bobby feels a tinge of pity for a MAGA trash:



(Rothkopf's 30 suggestions)

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Is it a coincident that the school districts that eat up the largest share of funds and locked down the longest are exactly those that push hardest for CRT?


Elizabeth Warren talks sense for a change. Bobby shows off his maturity again, while MOS needs helps calibrating his sociopath detector.


Still, Bobby has to bend everything back to the darn Republicans and culture war.

Universal standards in consumer electronics is great but it won't win any party any votes.

Musk, musk, and more musk.


Non-workers see workers as their enemies: those assholes!


Rich farmers apparently don't have the right to protest:


Regarding covid, Bobby doesn't argue with people he "otherwise agree with / get along with". Nice to know isn't it?

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Bobby feels "wrecked" by Whor, and he shills his Whor review yet again.





Who fucking cares?

Skeletor in MCU?

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On political movies past and present.




When the critics press too hard, Bobby always have one trick up his sleeve:


"Political movies" include the Kingsman films.


Robocop the FPS. Bobby guns for another 9/11.


Obsolete companies fail the test of natural selection. Good riddance.


Friends give friends diabetes.

 

[Plinkettgonist]

Jesus fuck he can’t keep his mouth shut about anything can he?

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Bob seems to have taken Arthur C. Clarke's old quote about sufficiently advanced technology being indistinguishable from magic and misinterpreted it poorly. In his usual fedora-tipping manner, he views Science™ as this wondrous force that will purge the evil Believers and consign them to the dustbin of history, leaving only a glorious utopian Thinker future. The man possesses zero knowledge of the various hurdles standing in the way of a fully automated workforce, and he just assumes that it's evil Christians holding back the pure and noble scientists. He probably unironically believes in this old meme image:
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A few pages back, he was going on yet another euphoric rant about how technology was going to get rid of those horrible God-botherers. I mean, sweet Jesus, this shit wouldn't have looked out of place on r/atheism a decade ago, and yet here he is:
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I'll bet every pussy in a ten-mile radius dried up suddenly as Bob posted this tweet.

There is no real conflict between religion and science. Many of the brightest minds in history were religious, and they sought to explain their creator's world as best they could. Religious centers kept vast amounts of knowledge safe throughout the years. Very few scientists seem to actively try to disprove God through their work, and those that do come across as slightly more articulate versions of the fedora-tipper at best.

It takes a truly small mind to believe that you cannot pursue knowledge while also believing in a higher power, as Bob so ably demonstrates.

Ok I'm not religious at all, but if Blobby and his elk truly believe christianity has held society back then can he explain a few things.

1: Why the "Christian" America beat those godless commies to the Moon? Now okay I know the Nazis helped us, and the old saying the rockets that got us to the moon had to go through London first.

2: Why don't the Chinks and Japs have his precious space colonies and Starships? They had Dynasties and thousands of years of no Christianity to get that done. Speaking of the Japs it was "Christian" America that used science to slap their asses with nukes. Bitches are still whining about it.

3: Marvel bullshit aside. Why was most of Sub Sahara Africa practically living in the stone age before colonization? If Christian is what held science back why weren't these literal Spear Chuckers building Empires like in Black Panther or do Blacks really need magic space rocks for that?

Christianity hasn't always been a friend of science but to blame it for not having Starships is ridiculous and shows how dumb Blobby is.

 

[The tired cat]

Robocop the FPS. Bobby guns for another 9/11.
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Oh ye, I forgot about this game. It's actually made by the same guys who did that Terminator game, which was rather fun. So, hey maybe they can pull off a good Robocop game.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bobby knows more Japanese history than the average American (see comment about Shimabara above)

I missed this as it was mixed in with sperging about Whor. MY HERO ACADEMIA!?!? It's difficult for me to get base enough to explain how much of a dumdum Mac is as it's almost nonsensical. Mac knows all the names of animes. He is in a discord filled with weeb scholars.

Now for Bob.

First, I'm not aware of Japan's gang problem. That seems to be an American thing.

Second, I'm instantly reminded of @Arthur Morgan's post yesterday of LordKat's review of Bob's book. They point out something that had never even occurred to me. In Brick by Brick Bob speaks with the authority of someone who had first hand experience in things like the video game industry collapse. They point out that Bob wasn't even in grade school when most of that happened so there's no way he could've ever have been influenced or aware of any of it. Case and point, he does not even remember when he got his beloved NES. To bring this back around, the shooter is as old if not older than Bob. An anime from the 80's would have almost no bearing on him. Anime itself wouldn't even get popular acceptance in it's own country until the 2000's iirc. Hell, the word Otaku, and forgive me as I explain this poorly, is basically a pronoun that means "you". The primordial weebs called themselves this because they had no other name for themselves. They were outsiders who were shunned. I wish I could remember the book I read all this from. It had a quote from some Japanese man about how unnerving it was seeing a bunch of outcast men walking around an exhibit hall referring to each other as "you". Does Bob know any of this? Probably not. He's probably sitting in discord smugly typing out "This is just like the precursor to a show called Fist of the North Star" to the oooohs and applause of many an angel.

Bob knows of A thing and it colors all of his memories and knowledge.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Bob seems to have taken (...) and misinterpreted it poorly.

Right, sorry, my bad. I forgot the answer to literally every question about Moviebob's statements and actions.

 

[Positron]

Anime itself wouldn't even get popular acceptance in it's own country until the 2000's iirc.

I'd put the date a decade or so earlier. Manga broke the whimsical teenage ghetto around the late 80s, with "Seinen" romances like Tokyo Love Story and office-worker themed series like Kosaku Shima. To talk more on this subject I'll need the chutzpah of Bobby.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Ok I'm not religious at all, but if Blobby and his elk truly believe christianity has held society back then can he explain a few things.

1: Why the "Christian" America beat those godless commies to the Moon? Now okay I know the Nazis helped us, and the old saying the rockets that got us to the moon had to go through London first.

2: Why don't the Chinks and Japs have his precious space colonies and Starships? They had Dynasties and thousands of years of no Christianity to get that done. Speaking of the Japs it was "Christian" America that used science to slap their asses with nukes. Bitches are still whining about it.

3: Marvel bullshit aside. Why was most of Sub Sahara Africa practically living in the stone age before colonization? If Christian is what held science back why weren't these literal Spear Chuckers building Empires like in Black Panther or do Blacks really need magic space rocks for that?

Christianity hasn't always been a friend of science but to blame it for not having Starships is ridiculous and shows how dumb Blobby is.

Bob needs something to blame and Christianity is the fashionable thing to blame right now. Otherwise he'd have to face the fact that he's going to die and not bing bing wahoo with Mario on a spaceship like he spent his childhood dreaming about. I think it's all a cope. He's holding on to a little bit of hope that if we just kill off all the right people he will still get his superior future of an endless childhood. Bob is patently retarded of course and needs to grow up and face reality.

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

Blob knows as much about Japan and it’s history as he knows about dieting and exercise.

He really just can’t shut up and has to spew his shit everywhere.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

While Japan is engaging in physical removal, Bob is upset that we are not upping our game.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1545379037350137856

https://archive.ph/p2OlJ

Campbell is a senior editor for the Huffington Post and wrote a book about the super scary group the Proud Boys. I would not care if he was physically removed. He does not link the Politico article or any article for that matter. For his evidence that Kavanaugh never knew about what was going on he cites a screen grab from some article which quotes an anonymous source. For 6 goddamned years I've had to listen to reporters from both sides, albeit far more heavily on the left, use unnamed, unidentified and uncorroborated individuals as primary information sources. Even assuming this assclown is right and Brett was unaware of it, it doesn't change the fact that we have laws against harassing a federal judge. I don't like that we have laws about protesting in front of judges but I can at least understand the reasoning behind it. Bob thinks of none of this and is just upset that Brett got to enjoy his steak and fries.

Call for more escalation Robert. You being a creepy sexpest ally with diabetes will not save you. Suffering from being called names on twitter since 2014 would be remembered as heaven by comparison.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

How has no one report maxed his "Make their lives unlivable" statement as a threat yet? I wanna see Bob meltdown after being locked out for twitter for a single day, lol.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Mrs.Doubtfire wasn't sexualized or twerking around little kids.

Exactly. If grown men were dressing up as humble old ladies in conservative clothing, gently reading bedtime stories to children, nobody would complain. It's the fact that they're dressing up like S&M cenobites and tweking while talking about how awesome it is to be in a drug-fueled polycule.

 

[NaviSpider]

Let's take a minute to (and I apologise in advance) imagine the literal hellscape that is Bob's perfect utopia.

Robots have replaced humans for every menial task; all farming, production, manufacturing, transportation, logistics, cleaning etc. are now robots that do it all for us and need 0 maintenance or upkeep. Everything humans don't want to do, save those knuckle dragger he so despises, is done for us. What now?

Well, in Bob's utopia this would conincide with a purge of all the believers and wrong thinkers. Let's ignore the fact that this would remove 99.9% of the planet and instead apply Bob's childish good and evil views. Say 50% of the planet is removed due to obsolescence. That leaves 4 billion people doing...what? Thinking? Creating magnificent works of art? Writing complex philosophical and political thesis to better shape the world? Actually no, because according to Bob all thinkers must think exactly alike, because intelligence is a binary. So there would be nothing left to discuss, everybody would be in agreement on everything. Academia stagnates as there is nothing to discuss. Democracy gives way to a status quo of whoever is in charge stays in charge and that's that. The planet stops doing anything. There is no point being one of the thinkers" because there is no more room for thought. Everybody would have to think alike, so why think at all?We will exist, do nothing, die. Just like Bob.

All Bob woule say is "but science will take us to other planets!" To do what? Create the exact same society there? Continue our meaningless existence of sitting around thinking, but this time we're on a different rock?

And what happens a few centuries down the line? Humanity remains wholly dependent on their robotic servants, knowledge of their creation slowly falls away. We no longer see them as our servants, we get everything we could possibly need from them. We start to worship them as our providers and saviours. We become the very thing Bob despises.

Thank you for showing us such a glorious future full of hope and prosperity Bob. One where humanity stagnates at best, but most likely degenerates into the knuckle dragging imbeciles that worship toasters.

 

[Shart Attack]

Rich farmers apparently don't have the right to protest:

Who here thinks Bob would ever willingly "adjust his lifestyle" to combat climate change?

-He would need to eat less. You don't get to be Bob's size by eating sensible portions of local fruits and vegetables. That food Bob overeats requires fossil fuels to grow, transport, and store at the grocery store. He's not stopping at his neighbor's farm stand to buy vegetables that were grown a few yards away. He's buying foods from a chain grocery store that have been trucked in from hundreds if not thousands of miles away. Eating less would reduce his carbon footprint.
-He would need to drink less. Those hipster beers he drinks require fossil fuels to brew and transport. The empty bottles require fossil fuels to transport to the recycling center, where fossil fuels are burned to recycle them. Abstaining from alcohol would reduce his carbon footprint.
-He would need to stop using Twitter 24/7. His phone, computer, and internet infrastructure all require electricity, which requires fossil fuels. Turning off his electronics and reading a goddamn book or going for a walk around the neighborhood would reduce his carbon footprint.
-He would need to drop his hatred for flyover country. Unlike the urban heat islands of his beloved utopian East Coast cities, flyover country is full of trees and grasses that sequester carbon in the soil. Those farmers he's angry at for things they haven't even done yet grow cover crops between plantings, which also sequester carbon in the soil.

Any one of these things would cause Bob mild discomfort and would require him to make small sacrifices for the sake of other people, so there's zero chance of any of it happening.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Let's take a minute to (and I apologise in advance) imagine the literal hellscape that is Bob's perfect utopia.

Robots have replaced humans for every menial task; all farming, production, manufacturing, transportation, logistics, cleaning etc. are now robots that do it all for us and need 0 maintenance or upkeep. Everything humans don't want to do, save those knuckle dragger he so despises, is done for us. What now?

Well, in Bob's utopia this would conincide with a purge of all the believers and wrong thinkers. Let's ignore the fact that this would remove 99.9% of the planet and instead apply Bob's childish good and evil views. Say 50% of the planet is removed due to obsolescence. That leaves 4 billion people doing...what? Thinking? Creating magnificent works of art? Writing complex philosophical and political thesis to better shape the world? Actually no, because according to Bob all thinkers must think exactly alike, because intelligence is a binary. So there would be nothing left to discuss, everybody would be in agreement on everything. Academia stagnates as there is nothing to discuss. Democracy gives way to a status quo of whoever is in charge stays in charge and that's that. The planet stops doing anything. There is no point being one of the thinkers" because there is no more room for thought. Everybody would have to think alike, so why think at all?We will exist, do nothing, die. Just like Bob.

All Bob woule say is "but science will take us to other planets!" To do what? Create the exact same society there? Continue our meaningless existence of sitting around thinking, but this time we're on a different rock?

And what happens a few centuries down the line? Humanity remains wholly dependent on their robotic servants, knowledge of their creation slowly falls away. We no longer see them as our servants, we get everything we could possibly need from them. We start to worship them as our providers and saviours. We become the very thing Bob despises.

Thank you for showing us such a glorious future full of hope and prosperity Bob. One where humanity stagnates at best, but most likely degenerates into the knuckle dragging imbeciles that worship toasters.

Bob's ideal vision for a society looks a lot like a veal farm.
Kill the "useless" animals quickly, put everyone else in cages and use machines to automate everything else. Let the cattle grow fat and decedent, and then their meat is juicier. The only difference is Bob's cages would have computers and GrubHub.

 

[NaviSpider]

Bob's ideal vision for a society looks a lot like a veal farm.
Kill the "useless" animals quickly, put everyone else in cages and use machines to automate everything else. Let the cattle grow fat and decedent, and then their meat is juicier. The only difference is Bob's cages would have computers and GrubHub.

Fitting since he fails to see his luxury basement apartment and reprehensible worldviews as a cage in itself.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Blob knows as much about Japan and it’s history as he knows about dieting and exercise.

He really just can’t shut up and has to spew his shit everywhere.

Bob reminds me of a guy I worked with at my first job. A bit, actually, since the guy I'm talking about was actually a nice guy and not an asshole. He just loved to talk, over and over, if you wrote down every single word he said in a day you could get a short novel on a week. He loved to talk about fucking anything, no matter how little he understood about the subject, and he always had an opinion no matter how ill informed he was. One hilarious instance was when we were talking about the upcoming elections and he had an opinion about a candidate we were talking about, except he didn't know who the guy was and he started talking a bunch of shit that didn't apply to him. When he got called out, the entire table was laughing as he realized he was talking shit for the sake of talking shit. Still, pretty cool guy!

Bob is just like that guy, just as simple minded, except he sees himself as the smartest guy in the room and thinks he knows better than everyone else. You could have the Ambassador of Japan sit and tell Bob he's full of shit, and Bob would find a way to dismiss whatever he said and act all smug, Bob simply refuses to admit he's wrong and will argue to his deathbed if you let him. How did this guy ever pass an interview without pissing off everyone else in the room at least once is beyond me!

Fitting since he fails to see his luxury basement apartment and reprehensible worldviews as a cage in itself.

Bob is like a cartoon villain, sitting on his chair observing the World from his Crystal Ball while gloating about his evil plans and laughing maniacally. Except everyone else is the subject of his observation, and he doesn't realize he's simply a loudmouth idiot and not a genius lol!

 

[Neko GF]

It appears that some small, low-effort troll account making "Moviebob is a Nazi" jokes has gotten under Robert's skin:

Tweet | Archive

The account:
Twitter | Archive

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Fitting since he fails to see his luxury basement apartment and reprehensible worldviews as a cage in itself.

As someone once told me, and I'm no doubt repeating, the only different between utopian and dystopian fiction is the position/status of the POV character. Bob's utopia is a Hell for anyone not content to be a cow in a cage, happy to eat what comes down the chute and endure whatever machines the keepers hook up to him.

(Conversely, the 1984 future people often seem to charge us towards would be a pretty sweet deal for anyone in the upper echelons of the Party. Remind me again what role every revolutionary sees themselves in after the Revolution?)