Shinzo Abe Assassination

[Peezus]

Japan should hire USA bangers and ex-vets to guard politicians. Big beefy niggas with bulletholes gonna know what’s up when some shifty pale Nigga holding a microwave like object in his coat be doing. Also they look in all directions.

Also, beefy ass niggas ain’t going to play three stooges after. They would instead all stomp out the assumed assassins and then also maybe put a little wiener in their butt? Either way, USA should market world wide political security.

Tell us more about your thoughts on Beefy Ass Niggas.

 

[grimacefetishist]

We wore masks like this pre-corona because we have the decency of not wanting to get other people sick when we are sick.
It also is very effective in assisting with filtering out allergens (I highly rec it if you suffer from them).

There is also some anonymity because there's no way this dude didn't know he wasn't going to get caught and Japanese media is vicious to criminals regardless of age. We publish your full name, age, where you work/what kind of work you did, where you went to school, like a full ass dox that would make the farms proud.... like the shaming is REAL. There is no protection. So this is one semblance of it.

It works great against the flu. I'm allergic to the vaccine so I appreciate it

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

I'd like to point out that the assassin still wore a mask even when shooting a major political figure.
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He looks like Kojima, then again. They all look the same.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Ok but can someone explain to me how the jews did this?

George Soros hates nationalism. He discovered Nippon and noticed he and Dolan danger got along. George funds schizo neet with the knowledge and cash to build a homemade pipe gun to kill a political icon of Japan who loves his nation instead of literal who’s on the other side of the world

 

[smellybutthole]

• paternity leave (fathers get to take off work when a baby is born)

This actually sucks in a lot of ways. As most of the skilled workforce is male it now means you have people you need taking months off in the middle of projects.

• cut working hours significantly

hahahahaha... hahahahah.. You mean cut the hours recorded significantly. Emails coming at 1 am on "no overtime" day .. and the end of the day is 18:00... weird. Only the gaijin get to clock out at 17:30 and ignore their work email and phone because they pretend not to know better.

 

[Wyald]

He looks like Kojima, then again. They all look the same.

The Greeks agree with you

 

[Cavalier Cipolla]

Ok but can someone explain to me how the jews did this?

Japan was Nazi Germany ally. The collaborator emperor was also allowed to be on his trone as if nothing happened.
Perhaps that.

 

[DapperShark]

Registrations should have stayed closed tbh

 

[The Cunting Death]

Jesus Christ. Even more fucked up is that this isn't even the first assassination of a Prime Minister of Japan. Last time it happened was about 90 years ago.

 

[Gamercat]

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at least they don't go and start larping as a woman.

says the faggot with the anime avatar lmfao

 

[smellybutthole]

We wore masks like this pre-corona because we have the decency of not wanting to get other people sick when we are sick.
It also is very effective in assisting with filtering out allergens (I highly rec it if you suffer from them).

On man, is your brain broken or is Japanese just an otherkin roleplay for you? Before corona old guys were hucking up lung butter and coughing all over people in the crowded trains, during corona the old guys were still coughing without a mask in the 7-11 and post-corona they are slowly starting to move back to coughing over everyone on trains again. Chicks wore masks pre-corona because they wanted to hide the fact that they hadn't done their makeup.

 

[Cavalier Cipolla]

At least one for sure. If the guilt from their failure doesn't get them, the shaming from their countrymen will. Japan and shaming is not just a meme.

No need to. He'll probably get killed by others...or sent to North Korea on some DIY boat, Lampedusa rapefugee style, for the lulz.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

And a shotgun no less! This is some redneck shit!
When I hear someone is shot by a shotgun I always imagine Cleetus pulling up with his semi roadworthy pick up truck and being half wasted, shirtless, with a ciggy in his mouth, yelling some redneck shit that sounds like some ancient Islamic prayer and then shooting whoever he thinks at that moment fucked his sister.

“I’ll fucking kill you”!!

“I doubt it”

“He ain’t gonna shewt yew.”

“Take Yer Swang.”

“Fuck yew cocksucker (simulates cooming).”

(Chimps out)*boom* * pop*

“CHAAAaaaAAADdnnooonojsjzjaj.”

 

[linchan]

It is a graph that compares the US and Japan (the two counties that we are talking about).

The user I was responding to was implying that gun control is pointless since people will still get their hands on guns.

I was making the point that while gun control could not literally stop 100% of all gun control, there is a clear reduction in the levels of gun crime in those nations.

Hmmm good good, now show me the graph comparing the black population of each country.

 

[waffle]

The Greeks agree with you

Did Greek TV just do a "how does Sam Hyde keep getting away with it" on Kojima?

 

[Cavalier Cipolla]

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at least they don't go and start larping as a woman.

Wait, is he referring to Byuu?

 

[No0neKnows]

Best (you know, relatively speaking) angle so far:
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This is pretty surreal. Literally everyone from Abe, the bystanders next to him, and even his own security detail just stand there utterly dumbfounded and shocked after that first shot. You can almost hear everyone thinking "the fuck was that?" after he fires off that first blast. I can't help but wonder if he would've survived if he hadn't turned around and taken the shotgun pellets broadside like that. I won't shit on Abe for not hitting the deck or running for it after the first shot, but I absolutely will shit on his security for their reaction time there; I suspect everyone in Japan and around the world will do the same.

What's worse: the heckin epik female bodyguard that the media was portraying as perfect and what not.. was 'protecting' Abe during the event. So much for muh stronk female

>can't even prevent a guy walking around with a DIY gun and shooting a second shot after seconds of delay
They are ALL incompetent and to blame, but this was the cherry on the top.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I’m gonna miss this guy.

This is now like the fourth time a member of Japan’s navy has killed an acting or recently retired Prime Minister. They dropped like flies in the years before WW2.

If there is a retaliatory attack by the Army, you can check “back and forth assassinations/coups by Japanese military branches” off your signs of WW3 checklist.

 

[MarcoFakeAccount]

Best (you know, relatively speaking) angle so far:
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This is pretty surreal. Literally everyone from Abe, the bystanders next to him, and even his own security detail just stand there utterly dumbfounded and shocked after that first shot. You can almost hear everyone thinking "the fuck was that?" after he fires off that first blast. I can't help but wonder if he would've survived if he hadn't turned around and taken the shotgun pellets broadside like that. I won't shit on Abe for not hitting the deck or running for it after the first shot, but I absolutely will shit on his security for their reaction time there; I suspect everyone in Japan and around the world will do the same.

Holy shit, put it on .25x and watch the woman in the back, someone pushes her right into the road, good thing there wasn't a car in that lane

Edit: Genuinely the best frame of the dude, rest are blurry as shit.

 

[Cavalier Cipolla]

Hmmm good good, now show me the graph comparing the black population of each country.

Western Europe has plenty of cotton picking jiggaboos as well. And yet there's still less shooting incidents.