Shinzo Abe Assassination

[Baguette Child]

He seemed like he actually gave a shit about the country he was elected to serve, which is more than I can say for most politicians. Sucks some fatass loser chose one of the rare good people in politics for their failed suicide by cop.

 

[who dare wins?]

I definitely feel like this is some loser losing it/looking for infamy.
Shooter looks like a young faggy neet probably a zoomie commie groomed by chinks on the internet, a schizo, or just a total sperg looking for attention
I'm not really super familiar with Abe but there's nothing I can recall hearing/seeing about him that makes him stand out from typical center-right boomer conservative politician you'd expect.

No, it was a 42 year old man who was formally in the Japanese navy, guy was said to have "no real grudge against Abe's ideologies" which is weird, but I expect either some weird schizo or he wants fame

 

[Eddie Gluskin]

"Deflation"
Oh no.... I think I know who did this now
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It couldnt be Dobby, compared to the image off the assassin he looks like a blimp! A balloon! Inflation!

 

[dreamwebz]

i need to know the only thing that really matters:
did the assassin have furry porn in his search history

 

[The Nothingness]

Crossover from the MovieBob thread. Political assassinations are a good thing if the victims are people I don't like.

 

[draggs]

Arguing about gun laws when dude literally built his own shotgun, control what? The sale of metal pipe, boards, heavy duty electrical tape and the ingredients to make black powder? The fuck outta here with that autism. No law would have prevented this guy from making his own weapon out of common objects. Yeah sorry buddy there's a ten day waiting period to buy 2x4s lol what the fuck?

 

[KingHarkinian]

Sayonara Abe-san

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Crossover from the MovieBob thread. Political assassinations are a good thing if the victims are people I don't like.

Japan should reclaim its honor and murder these two fat faggots.

 

[Sparkling Wiggle]

I still can't believe Trump wasn't assassinated. No joke.

Not from lack of trying. Look up the Whinbey Island incident.

 

[Neo-Liberal Bugman]

No, it was a 42 year old man who was formally in the Japanese navy, guy was said to have "no real grudge against Abe's ideologies" which is weird, but I expect either some weird schizo or he wants fame

He's either very mentally ill or something else is going on here.

 

[Ass Johnson]

Apparently the guy had some sort of grudge against a religious group that Abe was purportedly connected to? Not a lot of details right now.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

Schizo post reminder that this assassination and the Georgia monument explosion happened after CERN turned back on their collider.

Clown World is crazy with or without CERN but this is next level weirdness.

 

[The Line]

Damn idk enough about Japanese politics to say whether this is a good or bad thing, but I hope this doesn't lead to turmoil and I hope my Japanese online friends are OK

Akira ended up being more prophetic than we thought I suppose.

*Political asassination in Japan*
"Wow!! Just like that one anime!!!!"
At least try to reign in your consoomer brain for one second.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

At least give the dude a bulletproof vest!

"Sir, would you wear this vest? It's for your safety."
"Nah, man. Makes me look chunky."
"OK, well, I guess this tiny suitcase will have to do. I'll like, try to cover your face with it if shit goes down. Or your heart. You know, whatever is being targeted, maybe. Also we can carry some pepsi's in it and my Cool Runnings DVD later for the after party."

Apparently the first shot missed and the second hit his neck area.
So the vest would have been a good idea but probably wouldn't have saved him. Sad.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Don't have to since nobody in Japan is even allowed any firearms to kill each other with.

We're not allowed to murder people with guns in America, either.

 

[Ghjkl63]

RIP Abe.
On the flip side this shows Japans gun laws dont work.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Dude with the bullet proof suitcase doesnt deploy it properly and only gets in front of the shooter after Abe got shot

And when he gets shot they don't see it because they are looking at the shooter. Only when he falls to the ground they notice. What a shamefur dispray.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

RIP Abe.
On the flip side this shows Japans gun laws dont work.

This nigga made the weapon from common parts, nothing would've stopped him.

 

[Blacklight]

I'm amazed the first big ticket political killing took place in Japan, and no that one UK minister getting shanked by a shitskin doesn't count. I was honestly expecting it to be in Shri Lanka or the Netherlands with the shit going on in those places.

 

[Wodanaz]

gun control works btw
now if only this would happen in america
disclaimer: this is a meme joke, do not arrest me I am not a terrorist