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He'd be all over that menu, inviting them down to Hendersonville and offer them Jr's old bedroom then he'd get upset because they weren't actual bears like the Keto Baker he was eyefucking.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Aaway
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lost it at "playing games on his phone"
based off her referencing maury davis and family gatherings, i'm going to assume it's someone who attended the murder church with him. or maybe someone who would attend the baldwin family 4th of july bbqs and knew him from there?
EatBeforeYouEat
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Jack's advice:
- This is fucking rich: "I don't walk that well so sometimes I may need... If I'm tired, my one leg gets a little weak, so I may need a cart, and I notice that when you look at people in a cart, look in their basket - don't judge them, love them - but realize, the stuff in their basket is why they're in the cart. Every cart I look at's got donuts, soda, and chips, nothing but horrible food for your body, is in the cart, and the guy or the girl is in the cart, because they can't walk, or they're too big."
I have been lurking for a few months and have been enjoying the sheer comedic value of this thread. Especially ever since I realized what a jerk this guy is. This quote right here from that retarded 'stretching the dollar' series got me so triggered that I had to make an account. I mean, just the sheer fucking audacity he has to talk like this about other handicapped people...the unmitigated gall... It really tells you that he has absolutely no sense of humility. Even years after the stroke that left him partially paralyzed he still can't bring himself to admit that he had that stroke because of his retarded cheese/meat/butter diet. It's absolutely absurd that he thinks he knows what healthy food is. As someone with a background in medicine, I can tell you that the Keto diet is not recommended in people with a history of heart attacks and strokes. The whole mechanism with which plaques build up in the blood vessels is mutlifactorial and very complex but you don't have to be cardiologist to see that a lard ass like this has textbook atherosclerosis that results from excessive lipid deposits building up in arteries. And with how fucking fat he is there was no doubt comorbid diabetes and hypertension played a role; both of which are independent risk factors for having a stroke or heart attack. The incredible thing is that from my experience in the medical field, I have seen old dudes and dudettes who had 1 mini-stroke like 17 years ago and never had another life altering stroke since they were started on the right meds and lifestyle adjustments. This fuckhead hit up Wendy's like a week after a crippling stroke...the words fail me.
Finally, from my personal observation the people you seen in Wal Mart on mobility scooters are doing much better than Jack. It seems like most of those people are at least 10-20 years older than Jack and have severe arthritis in their hips or knees from some past injury or their morbid obesity; they can still use both their arms and legs unlike him. He has no self awareness to recognize that he is far more debilitated than these people he is shitting on. He stroked out at fucking 50 and can't use his right arm. He needs to shut the fuck up and lay down in the bed he made for himself.
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Good thing for Jack that he hasn't been in Ketosis for a single second of his life since was only ever "Leaning Keto."
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He's a hypocrite. A couple weeks back he posted a picture of people all on their phones and complained about it.
So really. Does this surprise anybody? Jagoff is an asshole with no ability to self-reflect.
I think he was keto for about a week. Then he needed to do Fat on the Go because a new burger was offered at some fast food place and he did his, "I'm only taking one bite" while cramming half the burger into his mouth.
The man is addicted to food. There's no other way to look at it. Anybody with a shred of self-control if they really put their foot down and said they're going to lose the weight they would. It's been a year and a half since he started Profile by Sanford and he's gained weight on it. Guy can't say no to carbs and fast food.
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Jagoff behaving like that is precisely what I expected from him. As we are aware, Jack is a fucking narcissistic idiot of a man, and even he must be aware that nobody on his circles would willingly spend time with him if they had the choice. No surprises so far, but it's still interesting to hear about!
Jagoff truly is an interesting figure, but not to any merits of his own. In fact, if Jack was any less of an asshole he wouldn't have a following considering the main draw on the Jagoff thread is looking at how much of an awful human being this guy is: It feels like watching a show about a clown finding a rotten onion on his pocket. The more the clown pokes around the onion, the more layers we see, but they are all putrid and disgusting. Yet, watching the clown feel his shortcomings coming from his own idea is still hilarious!
I've said that some times, but it's peculiar how that thought keeps coming to my mind: Almost all of Jack's flaws, by themselves, aren't that bad. He could be every bit the idiot he is, the egotistical fucker, the horrible cook who can't fry an egg for the love of his life, the colossal glutton with an awful taste, fuck, he could even retain the laziness and Jack would still be redeemable as long as he weren't the leech and the asshole he is. That is the one trait of Jack that makes him such a hateable person (even if I don't personally hate him, albeit not having a single drop of respect for this guy), and the other flaws of his just add to it considering how he amplifies them with his personality. If Jack were a nice guy he would be an eccentric, if not a minor cow over his ego, but with his hostile personality he simply isn't likeable. Fuck, it's saying something when the only less pleasant person on his circles is Paul, the guy who sees service staff as subhuman garbage, a person about which we know so little yet he is viscerally hated with reason!
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What the hell else is Jack going to do for enjoyment instead of eat constantly? He's incapable of doing anything physical, basically retarded to the point of watching Blues Clues for entertainment, and an asshole who nobody wants to be around. If wasn't a Pentacostal he'd drink the day away like he did 25 years ago, but Tam Ham put an end to that.
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Hello, friends! The Lazy Man here. The blessings of Shai'Halud be upon you as Pink Chicken and I promise this weekend to transport you to a strange, dampness-deprived dark fantasy world of sci-horror known only to a few desert-dwelling fanatics as Wet Brine Vs. Dry Brine Part 2
Yes, the Cronenbird is taking a Highliner to new heights of sci-fi horror!
Place your hand in our podcast box and dare to brave the Little Death of fear with us on a special, Season Four ending podcast.
(PS Denis Villeneuve's Dune is still on HBO Max and I've seen it like a dozen times and I am still in awe of its visual storytelling)
Yes, the Cronenbird is taking a Highliner to new heights of sci-fi horror!
Place your hand in our podcast box and dare to brave the Little Death of fear with us on a special, Season Four ending podcast.
(PS Denis Villeneuve's Dune is still on HBO Max and I've seen it like a dozen times and I am still in awe of its visual storytelling)
thedingledongle
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Dune was a masterpiece for sure. Can’t wait for part 2.
Mundane Ralph
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Meh. It's another example of studios intending to do a trilogy before seeing if the first movie works. It ends up being an overly long setup for the next movie instead a movie that can stand on its own.
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Great, now the image of Jack emerging from a massive tub of oil is stuck in my head.
Whatthefuck
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Naught for nothing, but Dune can't be told in a single movie. Aside from doing a series, which isn't possible due to budget concerns, this is the only way to tell that story. I see what you're saying, though.
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Fatty must have seen the news and used the opportunity of Shinzo Abe's assassination to virtue signal himself. Legit obese NPD antics.
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No American cares for his death unless they’re weebs. Jack is just doing this “I’m a holier man than you” act again.
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BREAKING NEWS: Crack(pot) analyst discovers link between US oil and the destabilization of world events!
ETA: Boomer thinktank continues to hit the world with the hottest takes:
ETA: Boomer thinktank continues to hit the world with the hottest takes:
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Someone take grandpa computer away. I swear old people are suckers for conspiracy theories. I swear older people need to be watched like little children. Also, Abe was the ex PM so you forgot about that Jack. He had no power
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Considering it's Jack, I think a massive tub of mayonnaise would be more appropriate.
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Nothing is more depressing than people that think prayer does anything except waste time and energy while giving people unwarranted senses of self accomplishment.
Whatthefuck
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I'd rather a Satanist step in than be prayed for by this hypocritical asshole.