Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Aunt Myrna]

I guess Totos uses text to speech like fatty

GET YOU CHICKENG WINGS

 

[RL Steinbeck]

I guess Totos uses text to speech like fatty
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GET YOU CHICKENG WINGS

Maybe it’s Werner Herzog’s restaurant

Incidentally, it almost sounds like he’s talking about Jack in this clip

 

[TurdFondler]

So I guess Jack Jr was part of the "time-out" generation while Garrett took the ass whoopings in this situation

I hate to say it but the ass whooped kid did better than the timeout kid. You just have to avoid ass whooping your kid into brain damage like what Jack's mom did to Jack.

 

[Altera]

I hate to say it but the ass whooped kid did better than the timeout kid. You just have to avoid ass whooping your kid into brain damage like what Jack's mom did to Jack.

Look man, parenting is hard, especially when your punchin arm is cold and dead. You can't regulate how hard you're beating your kid to death when you have almost no sensation left.

On another topic, do you think Jack's strokes are a result of drinking even his coffee with a lump of mayo in it, or the complete lack of any nutritional value in anything he ate for about a decade? I mean i'm sure both had a say in this, but what do you think the primary cause is? I feel like scientists should study Jack when he dies, any minute now i'm sure, and we can learn a lot about the human body. Think of the scientific treasure trove a body STARVED of all nutrition for decades, while simultaneously 300 lbs over weight must be.

 

[TurdFondler]

He check off so many lifestyle stroke risk factors it's useless to hypothesize. Sedentary, lots of fats and red meat, blood pressure is probably high. It would have been a miracle had he not had a stroke.

 

[Staffy]

Look man, parenting is hard, especially when your punchin arm is cold and dead. You can't regulate how hard you're beating your kid to death when you have almost no sensation left.

On another topic, do you think Jack's strokes are a result of drinking even his coffee with a lump of mayo in it, or the complete lack of any nutritional value in anything he ate for about a decade? I mean i'm sure both had a say in this, but what do you think the primary cause is? I feel like scientists should study Jack when he dies, any minute now i'm sure, and we can learn a lot about the human body. Think of the scientific treasure trove a body STARVED of all nutrition for decades, while simultaneously 300 lbs over weight must be.

Not only that, he scarfs down food that's contaminated with pathogens like salmonella but he doesn't seem to get sick. He has to have some antibodies or something by now

Spoiler

 

[Whatthefuck]

Here's the thing: Nashville has ALWAYS been a liberal haven, Jack and his cohorts just see things through rose-tinted glasses.

Hell, the most famous country stars were Democrat or held political beliefs that would seat them firmly in liberal territory. Johnny Cash frequently wrote songs about equality and was anti-war during Vietnam. Kris Kristofferson was the same. Glen Campbell was a registered Democrat. Garth Brooks played at Biden's inauguration.

I was about to say. I grew up there so when he said that I was like bitch, where? It's always been pretty diverse. Even politically it used to lean more librul. There are two major Universities there. There are tons of international companies that have headquarters there. The entire pop country music industry is based there. Sometimes I wonder if he's actually ever stepped foot in Nashville proper.

 

[Joe Mayo]

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Wow. He's even more delusional than I thought.

I was about to say. I grew up there so when he said that I was like bitch, where? It's always been pretty diverse. Even politically it used to lean more librul. There are two major Universities there. There are tons of international companies that have headquarters there. The entire pop country music industry is based there. Sometimes I wonder if he's actually ever stepped foot in Nashville proper.

Pardon me for engaging in a bit of political sperging, but Jack is one of those moron GOP-ers who assume that because a state is colored red or blue on a map that it's politically homogenous. He saw Tennessee was red on a map and therefore assumed Nashville was conservative. Aside from Memphis (which Jack would never move to because of his fear of people with melanin), Nashville is one of the most liberal parts of Tennessee and has been for decades. Meanwhile, California has a shitload of bible-thumpers located in the Central Valley, but Jack sees that it's colored blue on a map and assumes that everyone in California is librul.

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I'm tempted to dub Madonna's "Erotica" over clips of Jack eating.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Jack is part of the child choking generation

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Hmm...someone should forward this to god the next time Jack claims he has prayed for forgiveness for beating Garret.

I hate to say it but the ass whooped kid did better than the timeout kid. You just have to avoid ass whooping your kid into brain damage like what Jack's mom did to Jack.

It only worked by driving Garret away from Jack for a long period of time to a father figure who didn't beat him which I don't think is the type of Family Values Jack wanted from that.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Here's the thing: Nashville has ALWAYS been a liberal haven, Jack and his cohorts just see things through rose-tinted glasses.

Hell, the most famous country stars were Democrat or held political beliefs that would seat them firmly in liberal territory. Johnny Cash frequently wrote songs about equality and was anti-war during Vietnam. Kris Kristofferson was the same. Glen Campbell was a registered Democrat. Garth Brooks played at Biden's inauguration.

Most big cities tend to be more liberal. Hell in a deeply red state like Texas you have Austin which has been described as an island of liberalism. My guess is that just like Jagoff these people have an aversion to the darkies in Nashville so they don't go downtown all that often so they stick to the suburbs where it tends to be more white and conservative. This gives the illusion that Nashville is conservative.

On another topic, do you think Jack's strokes are a result of drinking even his coffee with a lump of mayo in it

He did blame his first stroke on caffeine intake and we do know he drinks his coffee piss weak and with tons of sweetener and flavor shots. As for mayo no but he might have tried "bulletproof coffee" which was a KEETTOOOO fad a while back. It's a normal cup of coffee served with like a tablespoon of coconut oil or butter. Knowing him he'd have just replaced it with bacon fat because he eats that with a spoon.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

He did blame his first stroke on caffeine intake and we do know he drinks his coffee piss weak and with tons of sweetener and flavor shots. As for mayo no but he might have tried "bulletproof coffee" which was a KEETTOOOO fad a while back. It's a normal cup of coffee served with like a tablespoon of coconut oil or butter. Knowing him he'd have just replaced it with bacon fat because he eats that with a spoon.

I thought that the butter thing was a fucking joke when I heard it a few years ago.

It's shit like that that makes me think Keto people are fucking aliens who don't quite know how to fit in with humans.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I thought that the butter thing was a fucking joke when I heard it a few years ago.

It's shit like that that makes me think Keto people are fucking aliens who don't quite know how to fit in with humans.

So did I but then it was more to do with why the hell would you mess with a perfectly good cup of coffee in that way?

I get why they were doing it. It was a breakfast replacement. The fats in the butter would provide calories and keep them from getting too hungry but you're still drinking an oil slick on top of your coffee which honestly can't taste good.

And it totally sounds like something Jagoff would have done or at least attempted.

 

[Jack of the Lantern]

Since we're on the topic of keto coffee, there's a place I stumbled across that would be perfect for a future Jack on the Go, should Jack ever hurple as far north as Virginia. It's a tiny shop called "Bro Bears" that sits in the parking lot of a Supermercado, and they have a fun little keto menu that would certainly tickle his gastrosexual fancy. One item in particular caught my eye.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I thought that the butter thing was a fucking joke when I heard it a few years ago.

It's real, and far from new; salted tea with yak butter has been consumed in eastern Asia for centuries. The coconut oil is a recent addition by ketobros, though.

 

[WanderingFarmer]

I saw a tiktok last night demoing one of these Vidalia Chop Wizards. Jack is a glutton for As Seen on TV junk and seems like a bonafide kitchen tool for disabled folks. Why hasn't he bought one of these yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX9QZXyNYJk

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Easy. It would actually be a useful too that could bring uniformity to his slices and make his life easier. Therefor it's "cheating" and "giving in" to his disability. If he had an ounce of humility he wouldn't be needing one of these things in the first place, but sometimes you hope someone can change.

 

[Super Hans]

Since we're on the topic of keto coffee, there's a place I stumbled across that would be perfect for a future Jack on the Go, should Jack ever hurple as far north as Virginia. It's a tiny shop called "Bro Bears" that sits in the parking lot of a Supermercado, and they have a fun little keto menu that would certainly tickle his gastrosexual fancy. One item in particular caught my eye.

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Black cherry coffee sounds revolting, even before it being keto.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

It's real, and far from new; salted tea with yak butter has been consumed in eastern Asia for centuries. The coconut oil is a recent addition by ketobros, though.

Tea, not coffee, though. Granted, I would have the same revolted reaction if I saw a Keto bro use tea.

Central Asia just gets weird about milk. I give them a pass based on their steppe nomadic and mountain pastoral pasts.

Easy. It would actually be a useful too that could bring uniformity to his slices and make his life easier. Therefor it's "cheating" and "giving in" to his disability. If he had an ounce of humility he wouldn't be needing one of these things in the first place, but sometimes you hope someone can change.

Honestly, I've always been clumsy, so I'm half considering buying something like this for cutting potatoes into fries. Anyone got any experience with one?

 

[Pig Cups]

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Goddamnit do I miss those live chats. Very rarely now do we get such a golden opportunity to see Jack at his most delusional/unhinged. Those were a treasure trove of brain excreta that we simply can’t get from CWJ and his social media. The closest we have to that today is JOTG (sometimes).

Since we're on the topic of keto coffee, there's a place I stumbled across that would be perfect for a future Jack on the Go, should Jack ever hurple as far north as Virginia. It's a tiny shop called "Bro Bears" that sits in the parking lot of a Supermercado, and they have a fun little keto menu that would certainly tickle his gastrosexual fancy. One item in particular caught my eye.

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Stevia? Grass-fed butter? MCT Oil?

I feel like Jack would be repulsed by those hipster librul healthier alternatives.

 

[boxybum]

I wonder who this could be apparently she knew jack personally

Pink chicken an the lazy man should try interviewing her would be interesting.

 

[Dead Air]

I wonder who this could be apparently she knew jack personally
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Does Tammy have a little sister?

How old is Garrett? lol