Containment What If?

[Vault Boy]

He'd try and rip off the Orc heirtage and claim he has an oppressed ancestor in the Orckeeian tribe.

What if Chris met Claptrap?

Not even Claptrap would be desperate enough to want to spend a lot of time with Chris.

What if Chris was next in line to rule Caesar's Legion instead of Legate Lanius?

 

[Buck Mullet]

What if Barb had an elderly gentleman caller court her and she responded positively, and Chrissy got a new step-daddy?

 

[mrmilkman]

What if Barb had an elderly gentleman caller court her and she responded positively, and Chrissy got a new step-daddy?

Chris would make an amibo of him and sell it to someone with too much money.

 

[GolgoXIII]

What if Chris was left in charge of looking after the little sisters of Rapture?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was left in charge of looking after the little sisters of Rapture?

They'd all run away from him.

What if Chris was Kylo Ren?

 

[Ibeg]

What if Chris was neither fat nor gay?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was a garbage pail kid?

 

[Handsome Pete]

What if Chris was a garbage pail kid?

>What if

 

[Vault Boy]

They'd all run away from him.

What if Chris was Kylo Ren?

Spoiler: Spoiler for The Force Awakens. Stay away if you haven't seen it yet.

Han: Listen to me. LISTEN TO ME.
Kylo: *brandishing his lightsaber* ...yes?
Han: SHUT THAT GODDAMN THING OFF! What you did was stick a knife in our backs and kill us.

What if Chris was the son of Andrew Ryan?

 

[GolgoXIII]

He'd fail harder then Andrew Ryan likely.

What if Chris was the son of Andrew Ryan?

What if Chris was the cure for the T-Virus?

 

[Vault Boy]

He'd fail harder then Andrew Ryan likely.


What if Chris was the cure for the T-Virus?

The BSAA would take one look at him, and determine that the consequences would be too severe if they use him.

What if Chris was one of the people responsible for imprisoning Corvo Attano?

 

[Asandy31]

What if Chris was a garbage pail kid?

He would have been discontinued due to no one buying a single doll

 

[GolgoXIII]

What if Chris tried cocaine spiked with LSD?

 

[ZehnBoat]

What if Chris tried cocaine spiked with LSD?

what if chris was the drug?

 

[glutenfreebooty]

What if Chris huffed jenkem?

 

[glutenfreebooty]

what if chris was the drug?

The government wouldn't need to launch a million dollar anti-drug campaign to keep people from using him.

 

[Somar]

what if Chris won the world record of dumbest man on earth?

 

[Vault Boy]

what if Chris won the world record of dumbest man on earth?

He'd take it as a huge accomplishment without realizing what it really means.

What if Chris tried his hand at being a politician?

 

[GolgoXIII]

What if Chris killed every SC user on the site including those banned?

 

[ZehnBoat]

He'd take it as a huge accomplishment without realizing what it really means.

What if Chris tried his hand at being a politician?

i was going to make a trump joke. but i think chris is better than that.