Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Joe Mayo]

The HOPE material has definitely slowed down. I’m guessing the novelty is wearing off for Fat and Hammy. They’re probably starting to resent her for being a responsibility and wondering how they can get rid of the dog discreetly.

I hope HOPE finds a new home with loving pet parents who are kinder to her than the Scalfatties.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I hope HOPE finds a new home with loving pet parents who are kinder to her than the Scalfatties.

What’s pisses me off is that it’s fuckin’ hot outside and Jack just let her out and take a pic of her. Every time I see a pic of the poor dog in the heat with a fuckin’ bitmoji of Jack laughing at her, it breaks my heart. Poor dog is going to die from exposure before fall ever hits.

 

[Neko GF]

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[captkrisma]

Jack lives in a suburb in one of the nicer parts of town and still tries to justify owning a gun. Someone wants to steal your shit? Bitch, that's why you got insurance!

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Jack lives in a suburb in one of the nicer parts of town and still tries to justify owning a gun. Someone wants to steal your shit? Bitch, that's why you got insurance!

A loaded and presumably chambered handgun (Since good luck sliding his pistol quickly in a real home invasion with the dead arm) that rests on a bookshelf in a house with a young dog.

I love guns but I just hate this reckless, stupid bullshit.

EDIT: Now that I think about it, I assumed it was a semi-automatic. Not sure if Jack clarified, technically it could be a revolver.

 

[captkrisma]

A loaded and presumably chambered handgun (Since good luck sliding his pistol quickly in a real home invasion with the dead arm) that rests on a bookshelf in a house with a young dog.

I love guns but I just hate this reckless, stupid bullshit.

EDIT: Now that I think about it, I assumed it was a semi-automatic. Not sure if Jack clarified, technically it could be a revolver.

Jack mentioned in a few live streams that he's been meaning to switch to revolvers because it's hard to rack a semi (thanks God!).

 

[Jack of the Lantern]

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This whole video is horrifying, but the one thing that's still haunting me is his dead arm in the intro. I mean, my God, it's the color of chest freezer brisket.

 

[Rinascere]

Jack mentioned in a few live streams that he's been meaning to switch to revolvers because it's hard to rack a semi (thanks God!).

It's even harder to resolve the admittedly less common revolver stoppages, especially with one hand; I don't know how well Jack will manage the use of a snappier gun with a likely heavier trigger and more intensive reloading process.

EDIT: Now that I think about it, I assumed it was a semi-automatic. Not sure if Jack clarified, technically it could be a revolver.

He's got a little semi-auto Ruger, there's a video of him shooting it very poorly much earlier in the thread. Keeping a semi-auto loaded and ready to go isn't necessarily a bad thing but he's definitely going to ignore anything that even remotely resembles safe storage or carry and render it unsafe.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Jack mentioned in a few live streams that he's been meaning to switch to revolvers because it's hard to rack a semi (thanks God!).

If God has a sense of humor, Jack will swap to a revolver and end up destroying his good fingers. I want to see the armless CWJ arc.

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Fuck me that is a shitload of meat. There's like 4lbs of chuck alone, with the ribs that has to be 6-8 lbs of red meat. I wouldn't cook that much meat for two people if the meat was the entire dish, let alone if it was just the filler for tacos. There's' got to be upwards of 20 normal sized meals there, but Jack and Tammy will go through that and then some in just 3-4 days.


Imagine going through all this effort to cook a nice meal and putting great value mexican blend on it.

 

[captkrisma]

If God has a sense of humor, Jack will swap to a revolver and end up destroying his good fingers. I want to see the armless CWJ arc.


Fuck me that is a shitload of meat. There's like 4lbs of chuck alone, with the ribs that has to be 6-8 lbs of red meat. I wouldn't cook that much meat for two people if the meat was the entire dish, let alone if it was just the filler for tacos. There's' got to be upwards of 20 normal sized meals there, but Jack and Tammy will go through that and then some in just 3-4 days.

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Imagine going through all this effort to cook a nice meal and putting great value mexican blend on it.

Those shells look like they were fried for all of 1 second, if at all.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Nothing is more depressing than people that think prayer does anything except waste time and energy while giving people unwarranted senses of self accomplishment.

Only if you have a Jack tier understanding of prayer, which is that it’s the quarter you put in the gum ball machine called God to get what you want.
If only Christianity had something to say about praying loudly and arrogantly…?

 

[semitooth]

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the way he has to manipulate his body like a dinosaur in order to shove food in his mouth is so grotesque

 

[densedance]

This lazy motherfucker.

I was hoping to see at least some finely chopped ingredients for fucks sake. How about some Onions, Cilantro, Red Chile or any type of Tomatillo Sauce. Or even an Avocado Sauce? Why no sides like grilled onions or some pickled veggies?

 

[Aaway]

https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1545518133280182277

looks like elon musk has terminated his deal to purchase twitter. let jack rageposting commence in 3....2....1.....

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

It's even harder to resolve the admittedly less common revolver stoppages, especially with one hand; I don't know how well Jack will manage the use of a snappier gun with a likely heavier trigger and more intensive reloading process.


He's got a little semi-auto Ruger, there's a video of him shooting it very poorly much earlier in the thread. Keeping a semi-auto loaded and ready to go isn't necessarily a bad thing but he's definitely going to ignore anything that even remotely resembles safe storage or carry and render it unsafe.

Not necessarily an immediate danger, yes, but it's still something I'm not personally comfortable with, let alone Jack who has less control and discipline than me.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Two things -

1. He’s not wearing his Bitmoji shirt in this video lending credence to the theory that Bitmoji sent him a C&D.

2. Elon Musk is ending his bid to buy Twitter. This is sure to make Jack shit the pants Angy. I’m eagerly awaiting the spergout.

Edit: ninja’d by a few seconds by @Aaway.

 

[AnOminous]

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God I hate this orange piece of shit.

Jack lives in a suburb in one of the nicer parts of town and still tries to justify owning a gun. Someone wants to steal your shit? Bitch, that's why you got insurance!

Look at him trying to use a knife. You realize there's literally zero chance of him using a gun successfully?

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

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The end result looks okay for a change.
But how?? Stupid fat faggot shows us how to combine stuff + boil for the jus … then just skips to the final product (the actual, ya know, tacos) … and done.
What’s the point? This asshole could fuck up a junkyard.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Who was holding the siv in video? It looked like man hands as Tammy usually has a manicure.

 

[Staffy]

https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1545518133280182277

looks like elon musk has terminated his deal to purchase twitter. let jack rageposting commence in 3....2....1.....

I'm hoping Elon doesn't finalize the sale and some deranged leftist takes over the site thanks to this tub o' lard. He'd be pissed, even more so if his account gets banned.

HAH! Now the cherry on top would be someone going to manage it who also happens to be a real leftist. He won't be raging on twitter after this most likely but let's hope he does or that someone is also deranged enough to scan someone's content outside and bans people thanks to those.

Who was holding the siv in video? It looked like man hands as Tammy usually has a manicure.

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Maybe Jim Traynor's starting to have an appearance and become a part of the show?