She kept saying that Will made his money through bestiality porn last night, and of course they were going to force Dana to star in them. It's like Dana has absorbed an index of every possible ridiculous way a man could abuse her, all while she's the beautiful sexy innocent star of course, and uses them for every man she comes across in life.
Every man including her own four sons, who she's disowned and threatened and berated for YEARS for the cardinal sin of trying to live normal lives without her toxic presence.
Strange how this poor innocent victim of evil porn traffickers: 1) spent years crowing publically about her "tight pussy" and her incomparable bedroom skills, 2) was contemplating an Only Fans channel not too long ago, 3) was perfectly A-OK with Will making a living from online porn sites, and 4) DEMANDED that Will publically praise her sexual prowess after their hook up (which he did, in lurid detail that would make Larry Flynt dry-heave).
Dana's "revenge" performances have gotten worse of late - she used to make an effort to be creative (Skip and the various unrequited crushes who rejected her were all part of an elaborate global scheme to bring her down, blah blah, FBI, navy, Inanna, blah blah). But ever since Mike dumped her, she's fallen back on the oldest, tiredest, skankiest, most played-out trick in the histrionic's handbook - "rejected by Man-beast, must cry rape/abuse/sex trafficking". She's getting old and desperate, her options are running out, Will's followers that she thought she could impress and gaslight are appalled by her. So Mike and Will simply got a RAAAPE!!! cockpunch. What? No CIA, no sinister eugenics conspiracy, no Inanna and Friends? Tsk tsk. 2/10, unoriginal and lazy, see me after class Dana.
