DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[QwahlityKahntent]

He keeps swapping one [presumably ethernet] cable between his consoles. Yes, he has one cable for all his consoles.

Mature adult business owner with a 14 year content creator legacy has never heard of a switch (not the nintendo kind, phil, you retard)

 

[Robust User]

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Okay, I think I see how Phil is going to make a literal assassination about himself (again).

"People should rightly recognized[sic] Kojima"

Who is he talking about? The average person in the world has no idea who Hideo Kojima is or what he's accomplished. Phil is such a slimeball for even humoring that comment considering he has a "no politics" rule in his chat.

 

[Lazycunt]

I just remembered something, phil was such a dumb consumer he would buy prima guides instead of you know using free guides on the internet.

What the fuck is with his reading voices, it's fucking makes my skin crawl

 

[white gorilla glue]

... does not have a coaxial outlet in his office, which means 95% of everything pulling bandwidth in his home is doing so on Wi-Fi ...

you mean to tell me that some no-life loser could theoretically park a wifi jammer next to his pigsty and disrupt the daily workings of Phillip Burnell Enterprizes?

 

[ProvenWrong]

I showed my Dr friend a recent Photo of DSP and asked for his expert opinion. After he had stopped laughing, he said that his big, pale rubbery face and balding bobble head makes him doubt that he will live past 60. He recommended a massive lifestyle change as this could reverse the damage that he has done to himself. He was also concerned about his atrophy, as his heart will be working like he weighs 350lbs due to the amount of cholesterol he would have built up. Interestingly, the blotchy skin shows signs of alcohol abuse and general malnutrition. I asked him how old he thought Phil was and he said that he would guess between 47 and 52.

Diagnosis: Totally fucked.

He's power walking every day d00d!!! That's gonna be his saving grace !! Fast stroll to the mail box and back plus the MT Everest of Stairs he has to climb.

It's a full work out !

 

[Mr. Brown]

Not really on-topic but what happens when Phil’s car battery dies? He doesn’t have tools to replace it, he doesn’t have another car or something to jump start it, he doesn’t take it to the dealership because he thinks they should email him to remind him to change the oil. Does he even have AAA or something to help him out and jump his car so he can drive 20mph under the speed limit to the dealership to get it replaced by them?

I’d fully expect him to think the car is “broken” when the starter won’t turn over and start turbo begging for a new car.

That won't happen idiot, toyota have a diagnostic computer built into the car and it would be toyotas fault for not telling him to charge the car

 

[TurdFondler]

He's power walking every day d00d!!! That's gonna be hes saving grace !! Fast stroll to the mail box and back plus the MT Everest of Stairs he has to climb.

It's a full work out !

I can't help but picture Phil walking with the seniors from his gated community. All of them in windbreakers doing laps, Phil still struggling to keep up.

If his car doesn't start he's going to beg like he did for his shower handle coming off. He's going to invent some huge number and make the piggies pay up. Meanwhile he'll call some guy off craigslist with a booster pack to jump it, drive down to the dealership and pull Hogans while they swap his battery for a 300% surcharge.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

you mean to tell me that some no-life loser could theoretically park a wifi jammer next to his pigsty and disrupt the daily workings of Phillip Burnell Enterprizes?

Of all the felonies one could commit to irritate DSP that would have to be the lamest.

 

[Lolidaki]

"g-g-guys it's not a b-big deal I have to re-do 20 mins of gameplay, it's really not" *suddenly remembers he can fast-forward combat and gameplay so he plays the whole thing at 3x speed* that reaction to the save shit is pure copium, I wish he had lost more.

 

[Balr0g]

I asked him how old he thought Phil was and he said that he would guess between 47 and 52.

Diagnosis: Totally fucked.

That's younger then some of us see it. He is improving!

 

[Wasabi Panda]

I'm getting a bit of a chuckle, this the guy who has to say "super Mario brothers 2 or doki doki panic in japan" like it's hard-wired into head every time someone mentions SMB2 so he can seem intelligent and well-read on shit no one cares about.

Yet I don't think he's called Aerith by her original name, also calls FF 4 and 6 2 and 3, though not as funny as he seemed to get surprised that Balrog was claw in the Japanese Hyper Street Fighter 2 to the point of for some reason pronouncing it differently than if it was boxer.

I dunno something that makes me chuckle every time he says "Aries" and one time red13 is some kind of creature or something.

And now he's on a rant about how dar you ask him to do work and put effort into his job!

 

[Pargon]

you mean to tell me that some no-life loser could theoretically park a wifi jammer next to his pigsty and disrupt the daily workings of Phillip Burnell Enterprizes?

I would never suggest anyone do such a thing, nor would I ever endorse anyone who decides to do so and then comes to post anonymous proof of having done so after the fact.

But yes. And do it.

Will you pay me $100 for explaining that they’re just lowly retards who lack the ability of critical thinking?

No, because I want to hear it from them.

 

[tomstone]

do you think philbert realizes that the coming years are going to be really really dark. lots of people have less and less money, the crisis goes deep into the middle class.
do you think it scares him or is he too dumb to be scared? does he think his paypigs will rather donate to him than buy food or pay rent?
i predict that the donations will really slow down in the next years.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

do you think philbert realizes that the coming years are going to be really really dark. lots of people have less and less money, the crisis goes deep into the middle class.
do you think it scares him or is he too dumb to be scared? does he think his paypigs will rather donate to him than buy food or pay rent?
i predict that the donations will really slow down in the next years.

If Phil was capable of thinking ahead, then he wouldn't be where he is now. He's just going to assume that his retards will always be there to give him money at the same income for the rest of his life

 

[PieceofShet]

do you think philbert realizes that the coming years are going to be really really dark. lots of people have less and less money, the crisis goes deep into the middle class.
do you think it scares him or is he too dumb to be scared? does he think his paypigs will rather donate to him than buy food or pay rent?
i predict that the donations will really slow down in the next years.

DSP does not think. Debunked.

 

[TurdFondler]

do you think philbert realizes that the coming years are going to be really really dark. lots of people have less and less money,

Ahnestly, my theory is thus: complete collapse of the indie streamer industry within 5 years. Platforms keep taking ever larger cuts, fucking everyone has their fingers in the pot and disposable income is shrinking. It'll turn into corporate vtubers, rich kids and corporate channels.

 

[clothes in my closet]

phil just called plumgorl "he"

 

[Lazycunt]

phil just called plumgorl "he"

Time stamp ?

 

[clothes in my closet]

Time stamp ?

i mean its live so i dont have it, sorry. But you can scroll back through the stream about 10 minutes. Phil was at 84 dollars in tips, plumgorl tipped 2.50 to put phil at 86. Look for when the tips number changes from 84 to 86

 

[TomBradysVagina]

I love that this is his bedroom and it is cluttered with so much random junk like toys and books and boxes all piled on eachother. It really shows how lazy he is that he looks at the five layers of junk against that wall and doesn't bother cleaning anything. I wonder how filthy the pigpen is behind the scenes.

This is my belief as well. The guy goes out of his home once a week to shop and that is it. That is extremely unhealthy for anyone, especially when you basically make a entire narrative about yourself. Phil is so bizarrely distanced from reality that he makes Chris-Chan seem in touch.

I'm starting to wonder if DSP forgetting to save his game is some sort of curse now. God save us if he starts failing to save in Zelda 2 or whatever Castlevania he is playing now a lot.

Any hetero dude would love to have a nympho girlfriend like Leanna. The fact he rarely had sex with her and never got her advances should be proof enough that if he isn't in the closet he has no fucking libido if we didn't know that already.

Shit like this makes me wonder if he actually watches the stuff he whines about or just sees the title of the video and assumes for his stupid victim complex.

Wow. Does he know anything about any media he claims to like? In that clip you replied to he shows his GoT poster, "This is my 2012 GoT, it's on Tyreen Lannister.". Tyreen Lannister. Even if you just read the dude's name, and somehow didn't know one of the main characters...how do you get Tyreen? What morahn.