The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[MissAnthropist]

Are they using soy milk and vegan cheese to make this atrocity? It hardly counts as vegetarian if they're using dairy products.

Not that it matters one whit whether it's vegetarian or not. Having the meal cooked by the resident shit eater is something only a trancher would feel comfortable with. For sane people that would be a deal breaker.

Not even close. Although to be fair he didn't say vegan Mac N cheese (nor could I understand why anyone would want vegan Mac N cheese)

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

@Hollywood Hulk Hogan Sorry there's been no food pictures, please enjoy this hell.

The idea of mushrooms in mac and cheese makes me want to hurl

 

[mr.moon1488]

The idea of mushrooms in mac and cheese makes me want to hurl

I'm tempted to try it just because... Idk, Mushroom gratin can be pretty good and there's not a ton of difference on paper at least I guess.

 

[UVB-76]

And that's just the tip of the shitberg. There's still the blatant problems of chronic drug abuse (weed, opioids, and meth if I recall correctly), mental illness, emotional/mental instability (remember, a mere whiff of BPD pussy was all it took to implode the tranch's hierarchy and social cohesion), and failing health. Who's going to hire a zonked-out, easily-offended, ailing tranny with morgue breath to guard one's life or valuables?

Oh that wouldn't be an issue. Mentally unstable security guards are almost an American tradition.

(I just noticed he says "protect the city" in the same tone used by Yandere Dev on the cum chalice video)

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I'm tempted to try it just because... Idk, Mushroom gratin can be pretty good and there's not a ton of difference on paper at least I guess.

Maybe with a good cheese it might be okay, but given this is the tranny unicorn ranch, you just know the cheese will be cheap powdered shit

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Fucking Ew.

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Mushroom Mac N cheese? Also, I feel the need to point out that Mac N Cheese is already vegetarian, dude.

(I wouldn't trust Jen to clean all the shit dirt off of the mushrooms before cooking them, personally)

When the Tranch says "four mushroom vegetarian mac and cheese" I just assume they literally chopped up four standard white button mushrooms total instead of including four types of mushrooms.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Maybe with a good cheese it might be okay, but given this is the tranny unicorn ranch, you just know the cheese will be cheap powdered shit

Idk, I kind of assumed that given they're saying two pounds it was probably a literal cube of theater-nacho grade plastic.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Maybe with a good cheese it might be okay, but given this is the tranny unicorn ranch, you just know the cheese will be cheap powdered shit

lol, they're likely using the little packets that come in the Kraft Mac & Cheese boxes.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Not even close. Although to be fair he didn't say vegan Mac N cheese (nor could I understand why anyone would want vegan Mac N cheese)

I kind of assumed vegetarian mac 'n' cheese would be much the same as vegan, and that animal ingredients would be strictly verboten. But I guess some vegetarians are cool with dairy products, just as some are fine with eggs or fish. Which has always bemused me.

But still. Jen made it, so it's got to be utter shit.

 

[Oxyjen]

Like why Mac and cheese though? Why not use a recipe for Fettuccini al Funghi? No culture.

 

[Ghostse]

They don't have enough warm bodies to play "security company" right now, so Penny's trying to bring in more people.

Before, he was sourcing tranchhands from the pool of broke-brained troons with an RV and no common sense, the kind of people to leave by vagueposting on Twitter and then melting off into the night.

Now he wants mall ninjas, armed troon separatists and post-operators to join his PMC, and maybe come live with them in the breakaway nation of Outer Kevin.

This could end up another damp squib like the handyman business, but if Penny manages to expand the cast of characters, we might get our Troon Waco after all.

He was a cult of violent, armed eunuchs.
He's trying to create his own Unsullied.

 

[Blah Blah Blah]

Like why Mac and cheese though? Why not use a recipe for Fettuccini al Funghi? No culture.

I choose to believe the funniest option: the trenchers realised they need to eat healthier and the best they could compromise between incorporating fruit and veg and their usual Costco frat haul was adding fungus to some pasta and a ton of cheese.

Also I understand the autistic confusion over 'vegetarian' Mac and cheese perhaps being vegan because as has been said, Mac and cheese IS vegetarian. It's like saying you're going to have vegetarian cornflakes or a vegetarian Peanut butter sandwich. You'd assume something additional with the extra qualifier but Occam's Razor points to stupid.

I have so much fun comparing how a group of Middle aged women friends who'd retreated to a farm would be and their instagram posts: alpaca yoga, windowsill herbs, oat smoothies, local farmer market hauls, knitting from alpaca wool. Compared to what we get from the tranch: guns, transformer toys and scurvy. If you wrote this reality in a fictional story you'd be accused of transphobia.

 

[Drama Fan]

I kind of assumed vegetarian mac 'n' cheese would be much the same as vegan, and that animal ingredients would be strictly verboten. But I guess some vegetarians are cool with dairy products, just as some are fine with eggs or fish. Which has always bemused me.

But still. Jen made it, so it's got to be utter shit.

The distinction between vegetarians and vegans are whether they eat animal products. Vegetarians can eat dairy/eggs, but vegans don't because animals are still being exploited for their milk/eggs.

 

[Ghostse]

I choose to believe the funniest option: the trenchers realised they need to eat healthier and the best they could compromise between incorporating fruit and veg and their usual Costco frat haul was adding fungus to some pasta and a ton of cheese.

Also I understand the autistic confusion over 'vegetarian' Mac and cheese perhaps being vegan because as has been said, Mac and cheese IS vegetarian. It's like saying you're going to have vegetarian cornflakes or a vegetarian Peanut butter sandwich. You'd assume something additional with the extra qualifier but Occam's Razor points to stupid.

I have so much fun comparing how a group of Middle aged women friends who'd retreated to a farm would be and their instagram posts: alpaca yoga, windowsill herbs, oat smoothies, local farmer market hauls, knitting from alpaca wool. Compared to what we get from the tranch: guns, transformer toys and scurvy. If you wrote this reality in a fictional story you'd be accused of transphobia.

My assumption is that the trancher posting that or advertising the dish is a fatty fat fat and isn't aware that most people don't add a whole package of bacon to their mac and cheese.
By only adding butter-fried mushrooms, its now healthy!

 

[Shovel Of Ammunition]

lol, they're likely using the little packets that come in the Kraft Mac & Cheese boxes.

He says there’s two pounds of cheddar in there.

 

[notafederalagent]

I saw this in the replies to the "mac & cheese" tweet. I wonder why they chose that over burrito night.

https://twitter.com/norintha/status/1545220128790368257 (https://archive.ph/cZ8lz)
Here's the pics for archiving purposes.

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[stupid frog]

Fucking disgusating.

 

[Ammyterasu]

I saw this in the replies to the "mac & cheese" tweet. I wonder why they chose that over burrito night.
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https://twitter.com/norintha/status/1545220128790368257 (https://archive.ph/cZ8lz)
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>pic of a empty bag of Garofalo penne rigate
Thank you Tranch for helping my country's economy by buying overpriced pasta lol Too bad it's wasted on whatever abomination they made in the last pics.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

I saw this in the replies to the "mac & cheese" tweet. I wonder why they chose that over burrito night.
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https://twitter.com/norintha/status/1545220128790368257 (https://archive.ph/cZ8lz)
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Mushroom, onion and capsicum all cook at different rates and you shouldn't throw them all in at the same time. That said, if you're making a tray of pasta and kraft cheese, you're not making it *worse* by dumping in a bunch of mushrooms.

What confuses me is I'm not sure I could actually name four distinct mushrooms which are good for medley frying, and whatever they were originally you can see in the picture they're all diced to shit, which again isn't how you treat most mushrooms. Button mushrooms are often sold side by side under different names depending on size and colour, I bet they just bought four pallets of those.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Kevin.