DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Beverly Sutphin]

Because he thought that business degree was gonna get him into a comfortable C-level job where he didn't have to do shit; walk into his office at the crack of 10AM, reeking of gin, lack of a shower, and hair so damn greasy, the Shell company is thinking about ringing out his pillow cases instead of drilling in Alaska. I'm sure that's what Phil thought about when he was getting his degree.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Because he thought that business degree was gonna get him into a comfortable C-level job where he didn't have to do shit; walk into his office at the crack of 10AM, reeking of gin, lack of a shower, and hair so damn greasy, the Shell company is thinking about ringing out his pillow cases instead of drilling in Alaska. I'm sure that's what Phil thought about when he was getting his degree.

Jesus, nothing is ever his fault, is it.

 

[Prophet Gaming]

He switched this up the other night. Said he had a Finance Degree and not the Business Degree.

So we have multiple videos now of him changing his degree's. Fairfield UNI has no info on him attending. They have no degree being awarded too him in either 2004 or 2005 when he said he graduated ( which is the same timeframe he was bankrolling his Super GoutFighter EVO championships using credit cards ).

I don't know what's worse, having a business degree and having to announce bankruptcy or having a finance degree and being unable to manage your finances.

 

[ResignedCustodes]

I will pay any known DSP financial supporter $100 to make an account here, contact actually or Proper to get verified, and open a DM to me so I can ask them why they continue to give Phil money despite the following:

• A lack of any reciprocation apart from simple acknowledgment during a stream and/or the potential for an attached question to be answered;
• A documented history of hostility and inconsistent reprisal toward supporters for what is just as often neutral behavior as harmful;
• The preponderance of evidence of deliberately poor financial management on Phil’s part including documented dishonesty involving emergencies (dying/ill parents) and “events” or “reveals” (Jasper) in addition to planned actions (moving cross-country before selling his former home), and
• A bankruptcy which discharged thousands of dollars of credit card debt amassed over a period of time when he was making an indisputable high-5/low-6 figure income

I will not ask to discuss matters which have not been conclusively proven, such as the existence of the high-ranked WWE Champions account supposedly belonging to Phil. I want to know precisely why in the face of all of the above they believe it is still necessary, or a benefit exists, to support Phil.

The money will come in the form of an anonymously-sent e-gift card for the business of the supporter’s choosing. I will neither ask for nor accept identifying information of any kind from either the supporter or the mod who verifies their identity, under expectation of my Kiwifarms account being banned. The funds can be immediately given to Phil if the supporter desires; once the money changes hands it is none of my business what is done with it. This is the cost I’m willing to pay for my curiosity to be sated.

$100 for a discussion, cash on the barrelhead. Kiwifarms is a free website to create an account for and there is no risk to doing so provided you follow simple internet security rules one should be following for any other site. To my mind there is no conceivable reason why a supporter of Phil would elect not to accept this outreach save for harboring secret shame for supporting him and/or an insecurity for their justification for doing so.

My DMs are open.

Yeah man sure, I just sent him a tenner, where's my hundo? Ackackack

Jokes aside, how is Shinra Tower his least favourite part? That's one of the best bits, the eerie section post imprisonment is amazing.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Because he thought that business degree was gonna get him into a comfortable C-level job where he didn't have to do shit; walk into his office at the crack of 10AM, reeking of gin, lack of a shower, and hair so damn greasy, the Shell company is thinking about ringing out his pillow cases instead of drilling in Alaska. I'm sure that's what Phil thought about when he was getting his degree.

He was thinking his time would be better spent blowing money at the casino or on arcade matches where he'd shit the bed.

 

[Robust User]

He switched this up the other night. Said he had a Finance Degree and not the Business Degree.

So we have multiple videos now of him changing his degree's. Fairfield UNI has no info on him attending. They have no degree being awarded too him in either 2004 or 2005 when he said he graduated ( which is the same timeframe he was bankrolling his Super GoutFighter EVO championships using credit cards ).

I don't know what's worse, having a business degree and having to announce bankruptcy or having a finance degree and being unable to manage your finances.

I sure hope he had a phony diploma printed up so his parents will stfu about his graduating college.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

I sure hope he had a phony diploma printed up so his parents will stfu about his graduating college.

Dood that’s like $1.75 to print at Kinko’s, do you think money grows on trees or something?

 

[Shirō Ishii]

I don't know what's worse, having a business degree and having to announce bankruptcy or having a finance degree and being unable to manage your finances.

Someone I know has a marketing degree and can't market his e-sports organization for the life of him.

But back to Phil, he more than likely just memorized the information which was on the tests and his teachers may have given study guides which he just regurgitated. There was a time where Phil was able to memorize stuff if he put his mind to it. It's what he mainly did while in the FGC.

You see it when he plays games where he expects the AI to have the same pattern over and over and he just needs to memorize their movements to get past it. The minute there's any form of RNG, he bitches about it and says that he did the exact same thing as before but the enemy moved differently this time

 

[Pargon]

He supposed had a Netgear Switch or Router but its supposedly broken. My thoughts on this, he had no idea how to set it up.

Infuriating if true. Routers and extenders nowadays can be configured by a junior high student with a smartphone.

Nothing makes me reee more than good tech going to waste and Phil’s condo is the fucking Dead Sea.

 

[TurdFondler]

The minute there's any form of RNG, he bitches about it and says that he did the exact same thing as before but the enemy moved differently this time

And yet he's bodied in retro games constantly by pattern based enemies.

 

[tzgnilki]

Phil has never faced real consequences in which he truly lost something and fell on hard times.

I wonder if he'll start celebrating milestones such as "10 years of struggling"

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

He has so little to do and still fucks it up. Keep acting like you're on level 1 voluntarily Phil

 

[DukeMorty]

He switched this up the other night. Said he had a Finance Degree and not the Business Degree.

So we have multiple videos now of him changing his degree's. Fairfield UNI has no info on him attending. They have no degree being awarded too him in either 2004 or 2005 when he said he graduated ( which is the same timeframe he was bankrolling his Super GoutFighter EVO championships using credit cards ).

I don't know what's worse, having a business degree and having to announce bankruptcy or having a finance degree and being unable to manage your finances.

Ok I got curious and found out that Fairfield University has a site to look at year books showing seniors. I don't know if I looked at the wrong school but I think I got the right one. I looked at 2003, 2004, and 2005 and couldn't find his mug in any of the senior pictures. I looked at 2004 book because I believe that is when he graduated and still no picture of him. Maybe he opt-out because he was too lazy but I find it suspicious that their is no picture of him.

Maybe he did lie about getting a degree. Maybe that is why he worked at businesses where you don't need a Finance degree because he never had one. Not saying this is 100% confirmed but just saying.

Site for the yearbooks: https://digital.fairfield.edu/cdm/landingpage/collection/yearbooks
Archive.org that has the page where Philip Burnell should show up: https://archive.org/details/manor04unse/page/178/mode/2up?view=theater

 

[TJGamebox]

Ok I got curious and found out that Fairfield University has a site to look at year books showing seniors. I don't know if I looked at the wrong school but I think I got the right one. I looked at 2003, 2004, and 2005 and couldn't find his mug in any of the senior pictures. I looked at 2004 book because I believe that is when he graduated and still no picture of him. Maybe he opt-out because he was too lazy but I find it suspicious that their is no picture of him.

Maybe he did lie about getting a degree. Maybe that is why he worked at businesses where you don't need a Finance degree because he never had one. Not saying this is 100% confirmed but just saying.

Site for the yearbooks: https://digital.fairfield.edu/cdm/landingpage/collection/yearbooks
Archive.org that has the page where Philip Burnell should show up: https://archive.org/details/manor04unse/page/178/mode/2up?view=theater
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oh yeah I looked a few weeks ago and posted that fact on another thread. the education ramen noodle one?

 

[Prophet Gaming]

Ok I got curious and found out that Fairfield University has a site to look at year books showing seniors. I don't know if I looked at the wrong school but I think I got the right one. I looked at 2003, 2004, and 2005 and couldn't find his mug in any of the senior pictures. I looked at 2004 book because I believe that is when he graduated and still no picture of him. Maybe he opt-out because he was too lazy but I find it suspicious that their is no picture of him.

Maybe he did lie about getting a degree. Maybe that is why he worked at businesses where you don't need a Finance degree because he never had one. Not saying this is 100% confirmed but just saying.

Site for the yearbooks: https://digital.fairfield.edu/cdm/landingpage/collection/yearbooks
Archive.org that has the page where Philip Burnell should show up: https://archive.org/details/manor04unse/page/178/mode/2up?view=theater
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Nice bruh.

This is the Uni he said he attended:

https://www.fairfield.edu/

They do have a list per year of Degree's/Diploma's awarded and he's not listed at all.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

I remembered DSP showing off his diploma in one of his billion house tour videos on a Tevin Back in Time stream because he had set up fucking spotlights shining on it and his dumb ACE certification that he literally never used for a job:

And a close up of the degree:

It's a degree from a shitty private Catholic university I've never heard of outside of DSP. I'm sure there's any number of reasons he may not be in yearbooks, from him being massively unliked to an unspoken No Oddly Shaped Heads rule

 

[SPhobos]

I remembered DSP showing off his diploma in one of his billion house tour videos on a Tevin Back in Time stream because he had set up fucking spotlights shining on it and his dumb ACE certification that he literally never used for a job:

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And a close up of the degree:

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It's a degree from a shitty private Catholic university I've never heard of outside of DSP. I'm sure there's any number of reasons he may not be in yearbooks, from him being massively unliked to an unspoken No Oddly Shaped Heads rule

look at that fake ass degree, it's not even in english.

 

[Iron Hamster]

All that 'Ace certification' means is that you went for work programming and are a good clone:

https://www.rtx.com/suppliers/united-technologies-suppliers/united-technologies-operating-system#:~:text=ACE%20is%20the%20UTC%20operating,benefit%20our%20customers%20and%20shareowners.

Different source:

Another quality operating system is the less known, but very successful, Achieving Competitive Excellence (ACE) operating system. This system was developed and is practiced by United Technologies Corporation (UTC). The ACE system is broader based than the Six-Sigma approach, however, ACE is not as data oriented as the Six Sigma approach. ACE revolves around the three principle categories of process improvement and waste elimination tools, decision-making tools, and problem solving tools. These tools impact issues as diverse, but not limited to, factory floor cleanliness, market feedback analysis, machine tool preventative maintenance and set up reduction. ACE is a combination of lean manufacturing and quality improvement philosophies. This paper provides an analysis of both the Six Sigma and ACE Quality Operating Systems. In the paper the systems are compared and contrasted. Further, strengths and weaknesses of each system are discussed. In particular, the analysis focuses on how ACE can leverage elements

 

[Kheapathic]

look at that fake ass degree, it's not even in english.

Colleges or Areas of Study sometimes write their physical diplomas in Latin. I know a guy who has a JD from Harvard, and his in Latin too.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I remembered DSP showing off his diploma in one of his billion house tour videos on a Tevin Back in Time stream because he had set up fucking spotlights shining on it and his dumb ACE certification that he literally never used for a job:

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And a close up of the degree:

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It's a degree from a shitty private Catholic university I've never heard of outside of DSP. I'm sure there's any number of reasons he may not be in yearbooks, from him being massively unliked to an unspoken No Oddly Shaped Heads rule

look at that fake ass degree, it's not even in english.

At this point, a degree from South Harmon Institute of Technology seems more believable than DSP’s