Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 551 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,622 74.4%

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Wait....About this fucking ice tray. Looking at her freezer it structurally looks like mine....see that big white box taking up all that space...that looks like a muthafucking ice maker. Mine is in the same spot and makes tonnes of ice cold non-spherical ice. So either our girl has a big old boner for ice balls or her ice maker is broken and something about the inside of her apartment makes her not want to call management and have them fix it.....could it be extra life-forms residing there?

It may work, but be weird about it. Storytime: some years ago, I bought a new fridge with in door water and ice. Water? Fine. It's hard to fuck up a one line external water hook. The ice machine, though, was a horror story. It worked - correctly - for about a week. Then it just started having issue after issue and so I said fuck it ad bought a commercial ice machine to stick in the garage and make ice for me. So, in her case, it may just be janky - not really broken, per se, but not really working, either.

Maybe she like iceballs better than cube ice or buying bags of ice. I'm secretly wishing for that bitch to inhale one of the fucking things while on camera and watching he "gf" try to do the Heimlich on her. THAT would be quality entertainment.
 
You lying fucking cunt. Twinkie was not a little mini-me fatty of yours when you got her. How fucking dare you open your mendacious empty fucking pit of a piehole and tell lies about a goddamned DOG who can't defend herself, Video exists, you absolute vapid cretin.
And no vet on this planet told her Twinkie needs to be 10 point 8 pounds. She made that shit up in her head.

Wait....About this fucking ice tray. Looking at her freezer it structurally looks like mine....see that big white box taking up all that space...that looks like a muthafucking ice maker. Mine is in the same spot and makes tonnes of ice cold non-spherical ice. So either our girl has a big old boner for ice balls or her ice maker is broken and something about the inside of her apartment makes her not want to call management and have them fix it.....could it be extra life-forms residing there?
Did you just post a pic of your own fridge? Go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done, newfag.
 
Wait....About this fucking ice tray. Looking at her freezer it structurally looks like mine....see that big white box taking up all that space...that looks like a muthafucking ice maker. Mine is in the same spot and makes tonnes of ice cold non-spherical ice. So either our girl has a big old boner for ice balls or her ice maker is broken and something about the inside of her apartment makes her not want to call management and have them fix it.....could it be extra life-forms residing there?
Those veggitizers are good though..
 
Pretty obvious that Fatty was leaning on something when she was using her new scales. 3 different times with a pound difference each time? We saw the floor was flat and even, so either those scales are shit or she was leaning on something to try and keep her weight as low as she could without falling over.
Her ankle balls probably sag on the floor and relieve a few pounds of weight off the scale
 
My daughter is addicted to ice too. She can tell you what kind of ice any restaurant or gas station has. I don't know about sonic, because we don't have one, but her favorite is the ice at urgent care or the hospital.
Well at least it'd just water. So.
 
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Pretty obvious that Fatty was leaning on something when she was using her new scales. 3 different times with a pound difference each time? We saw the floor was flat and even, so either those scales are shit or she was leaning on something to try and keep her weight as low as she could without falling over.

It’s probably just a shit quality scale. I got one on Amazon for like $15 and if you so much as breathe while standing on it, it jumps up or down within a 6-7lb range. I always wait for it to flash on the weight it decides is correct and then pick the median of 3lb more or 3lb less than what it says. It’s close, I’ve weighed myself and then been weighed at the doctor’s office on the same day, but it’s definitely not exact.

Amber sways and wobbles like a skyscraper just standing still so I’m sure she shifted her weight around quite a bit when she got those 3 results. But honestly, when you weigh 490-something, you’re 500lb, let’s be real. A few pounds give or take doesn’t make a difference. I’m sure she weighs way more at the end of the day after swelling up from her sodium intake and just eating like a hog in general. Let’s just call it 500 until she sustains something under 480 for more than a week.
 
Who else thinks gorl is starting drama with the gunt to gain relevancy again and get views for her dying channel??

Whatever it takes to try to breathe some life into her dying channel, I guess. What she just doesn't get - and he grifter "gf" doesn't get - is that these little pops are not sustainable. This little stunt also proves there is no therapist/psychologist/whatever the fuck she's calling it this week because between the both of them they have no fucking idea what the difference is between counselor, therapist, psychiatrist, and psychologist. Not a single one of them who was actually serious and good at their job would tell you to go fucking apologize to someone who is not part of your world, you don't know personally, and who is/was randomly involved with another person you don't know personally and with whom you are not involved. And she claims she was told to apologize because she had some kind of meltdown about he boollying and harassment she's receiving? And WTF would she go to Chantal's little corner of YT if she was told to apologize to Nader?

That is not how this works, you stupid bitches.

Any ACTUAL mental health professional would say: get the fuck offline. But since the therapist or whatever is imaginary, I guess they could say any goddamned thing, right?

Listen up, Fatty - and your grifter of a "gf", too: the problem is the CONTENT. The solution is not these little fires you've decided to set on the virtual doorsteps of "other YouTubers". The both of you are too stupid to properly set and continue online drama, and even if you were, after awhile, word gets around and people just ignore you. You can kill your channel with that shit just as easily as you are right now. Or, you could turn things around - but you won't, because creating better content would require more intelligenfe and taste than the two of you combined have available, and would require work, something neither of you want to do.

You, Hamber, had a gift given to you by the internet. You happened on one of those rare instances, a convergence of timing (2010s) and material (fatties), with a sprinkling of "other" (side characters who were often just as bad as you), and YT bestowed on you a wealth you would never have otherwise received.

And then, because people like you are inherently lazy and stupid, you blew it. Now you're floundering, living beyond your means, with a dying channel because you are, in fact, a one trick hippo. No offense to hippos. You don't do anything. You don't go anywhere. You cannot intelligently discuss anything, including the five million books you read a month, or even the trash shows you watch on tv. What a sad, sad, little life you have, ad all because you thought Becky would be there forever to wipe your ass and be your unpaid butler forever. Newsflash for you, Fat Ham: everyone will always leave you. Including this latest "gf". You are an intellectually incurious, 500+ pound landwhale whose only interests are eating,shopping, and doing 4th grade arts and crafts. Few adults are interested in that, and the ones who are, are either fetishists or con artists, and alas for you, you're too stupid to understand any of this.
 
It’s probably just a shit quality scale. I got one on Amazon for like $15 and if you so much as breathe while standing on it, it jumps up or down within a 6-7lb range. I always wait for it to flash on the weight it decides is correct and then pick the median of 3lb more or 3lb less than what it says. It’s close, I’ve weighed myself and then been weighed at the doctor’s office on the same day, but it’s definitely not exact.

Amber sways and wobbles like a skyscraper just standing still so I’m sure she shifted her weight around quite a bit when she got those 3 results. But honestly, when you weigh 490-something, you’re 500lb, let’s be real. A few pounds give or take doesn’t make a difference. I’m sure she weighs way more at the end of the day after swelling up from her sodium intake and just eating like a hog in general. Let’s just call it 500 until she sustains something under 480 for more than a week.
Exactly. The load cells in these digital scales have a margin of error..if you've ever bought electrical components you'll see it disclosed as +/- X%. the lower the %, the higher quality and usually higher priced the component is. When weighing a person, the margin isnt very critical so they get the cheapest ones that they can.


Checking the manual for the My Weigh XL-700 states that it has a +/- 1% deviation. Which is likely fine for weight people. 1% is not critical, as for a typical 150 pound individual you're only off by 1.5 pounds

Lets say Amber dead ass weights 500 pounds on the nose in a high quality scientific lab. If her cheap shitty scale at home used components with just a 1% margin of error...thats 5 pounds!

I have no idea what her other scales deviation is. I'd wager to guess its actually MORE accurate and was more accurately calibrated at manufacture as its supposedly used for shipping.
 
Why didn't this bitch contact her personal, besties forever FBI Agent, Frank? After all, didn't he say to call him if people were being big meanies to her online? I bet he would have gone around and kicked in some doors on behalf of poor VictimLynn.

Oh, right - just another imaginary person in this current and incredibly boring version of the amberverse.
 
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