Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg - Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities, munches to avoid getting a job

I read somewhere that stomach acid from bulimia not only fucks up your teeth but can also severely damage your taste buds. Maybe she can't even taste how shitty her food is.
Not only that, but most anoretics (and people with eating disorders that involve restriction in any way), at some point, have intense cravings for anything that has an "extreme" taste, and by extension, really weird flavor combos. I used to be a research assistant in an eating disorder prevention and treatment program in undergrad, and I would hear about really really weird flavors being combined together that a normal (un-ED'd) person would gag at, but because anoretics at that stage just want to taste something, it doesn't bother them or taste weird at all.
 
Has anyone here actually tried to make one of her recipes
I'm sure it would be... An adventure...

I'd do it but I cannot eat raw fucking zucchini, cauliflower or sqash. Like at least steam it first before you cover it in cinnamon so it's slightly edible

I'll take you up on that recipe challenge. My brother is a pretty good cook and he'll be coming over to visit on Saturday. I'll talk to him about helping me create one of these monstrosities. I'll be sure to take lots of pictures for y'all.
So...Any recipe suggestions? I swear, no matter how nasty it is, I will take one whole bite of it.
 
I'll take you up on that recipe challenge. My brother is a pretty good cook and he'll be coming over to visit on Saturday. I'll talk to him about helping me create one of these monstrosities. I'll be sure to take lots of pictures for y'all.
So...Any recipe suggestions? I swear, no matter how nasty it is, I will take one whole bite of it.
The shitty cranbery + cinnamon + stevia nightmare. I know that concoction is literally the great satan. As a chili fan, her shitty chili would also be a fun one for me. I'd also be thrilled if you guys did a "non-retarded" variant of each item too, just to show how she can't cook and clearly doesn't eat anything she makes up.
 
I'll take you up on that recipe challenge. My brother is a pretty good cook and he'll be coming over to visit on Saturday. I'll talk to him about helping me create one of these monstrosities. I'll be sure to take lots of pictures for y'all.
So...Any recipe suggestions? I swear, no matter how nasty it is, I will take one whole bite of it.

Please make the protein mug cake.

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...You bastard. You're trying to kill me, aren't you?

Lol, the mug cake would be interesting! If I can find small containers of protein powder (don't want to waste money on big jugs of things I won't use) I will give it a shot for sure. Christ...

@Adamska
I'll add the cranberry-Stevia-cinnamon demon to the list. It seems easy enough to do. Luckily all her recipes are for one person, so we won't be wasting very much food by making these.
 
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Good news is, she still has some muscle tissue, so she is not yet starving where the body begins to break those down. Bad news is, she just looks so ugly.

I wonder, is she uglier, or the Slaton sisters?

Slatons no doubt. I have faith that Anna is at least salvageable! I think the Slatons are long gone!
 
Slatons no doubt. I have faith that Anna is at least salvageable! I think the Slatons are long gone!

She's probably caused permanent damage to most of her major organs. Anorexia is hell on the heart, digestive system, etc. and these systems acclimate to constantly operating without needed nutrients in ways that don't easily reverse.
 
No. They're probably worse, actually, for much the same reason. Even if they lost weight they'd still look like the fucking Michelin Man from stretched skin.

Na. Stretched skin can be corrected with surgery, and a lot of the health problems that come with such unhealthy weight gain will disappear with the fat. On the other hand, the serious damage to organs, bones, and teeth caused by anorexia and bulimia ain't never going away. The Ginger's way more fucked than the Slatons, in that regard.
 
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