Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Slamerella]

We've had people doxed by their pets, their window shapes, their preferred character to play as in Super Smash Bros., their purchases, and now, the reflection in their eye.

I'm shocked, impressed, petrified, mortified, and above all else, speechless. This has solidified my vote for Keffals as lolcow of the year because of all the work people have done. I cannot wait for someone to dox someone based on the patterns of wall paper and the way their grass was cut.

 

[Chandelier]

We've had people doxed by their pets, their window shapes, their preferred character to play as in Super Smash Bros., their purchases, and now, the reflection in their eye.

I'm shocked, impressed, petrified, mortified, and above all else, speechless. This has solidified my vote for Keffals as lolcow of the year because of all the work people have done. I cannot wait for someone to dox someone based on the patterns of wall paper and the way their grass was cut.

That's been done before. Wallpaper is very specific and the position of the Earth's shadow on wallpaper is how the HWNDU flag was found.

Though my eyes sometimes give me shit, you CAN see the brick walls reflected in Lucas's eyes, and Toronto buildings made of brick are quite recognizable. The washed down red is pretty noticeable in winter, and it might be that picture was taken in February/March or just a nice day because it gets cold here.

 

[Relinquish]

Remember when Hideki said that Lucas is queen of trans or whatever
Well, recently after assassination he realized what his audience is

https://twitter.com/Hideki_Naganuma/status/1545452340916133888?s=20&t=xHkriEWoxivjXlZF2tAVWA

 

[SNAFU]

Lucas is a low risk, high reward lolcow. They could succeed in every way possible but still be a degenerate faggot. Or they could fail and the responses would be "lol k"

 

[Null]

Zoomed in on reflection in eye, shows two poles/corners in a doorway

Impressive, all I see is sadness and regret.

 

[CansOfCant]

OK, so the KF nicknames so far are:
-Kiwi Farms (original mispronounced nickname of Cwcki Forums)
-Fanfic Farms (Ethan Ralph)
-The fan forum (Ethan Ralph)
-Faggot Farms (Ethan Ralph)
-Broke Dick Farms (Ethan Ralph)
-Karen Farms (Digibro, Dick Masterson, Shadman('s fanbase), Ethan Ralph, Nick Fuentes)
-Fruit Ranch (Puppychan)
-MangoRanch (Lucas "Keffals" Roberts)

Any others?

honorable mention to
-k*w*f*rms (random tumblr and twitter troons)

I mentioned this (autistically) a page or two back, but Russell Greer tried to pseudonymize us in one of his books as the 'Kiwi Orchards.'

 

[El Iluminado]

Remember when Hideki said that Lucas is queen of trans or whatever
Well, recently after assassination he realized what his audience is
View attachment 3473404

https://twitter.com/Hideki_Naganuma/status/1545452340916133888?s=20&t=xHkriEWoxivjXlZF2tAVWA

Lol that's what you get for pandering to trannys that haven't even played the games that you worked on. The amount of retardation in the replys is a reminder of why trannys are so hated, they are the only ones to blame.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

I’m wondering if Keffals’ page made a lot of his troon simps come to this site, or if they were already here posting in other threads and they didn’t want to see their CEO of Transgenders get talked about here.

 

[UnregisteredHypercam2]

OK, so the KF nicknames so far are:
-Kiwi Farms (original mispronounced nickname of Cwcki Forums)
-Fanfic Farms (Ethan Ralph)
-The fan forum (Ethan Ralph)
-Faggot Farms (Ethan Ralph)
-Broke Dick Farms (Ethan Ralph)
-Karen Farms (Digibro, Dick Masterson, Shadman('s fanbase), Ethan Ralph, Nick Fuentes)
-Fruit Ranch (Puppychan)
-MangoRanch (Lucas "Keffals" Roberts)

Any others?

honorable mention to
-k*w*f*rms (random tumblr and twitter troons)

My mom calls it "the fat woman website" (she goes on the Beauty Parlor a lot).

Does that count?

 

[D4C]

Lol that's what you get for pandering to trannys that haven't even played the games that you worked on. The amount of retardation in the replys is a reminder of why trannys are so hated, they are the only ones to blame.

They probably played Sonic Rush, Sonic is like honey to the Troon ant colony.

 

[John Freeman]

Eventually, somebody is going to be sore of his shit and drive up to London. Would be awesome if this somebody decided to seduce and fuck his mom, and send him a video lol.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

They probably played Sonic Rush, Sonic is like honey to the Troon ant colony.

Weird how so many of the screechy kids who were Sonic Fanatics in the 2000s and early 2010s have trooned out.

 

[brazilsucksdick]

My mom calls it "the fat woman website" (she goes on the Beauty Parlor a lot).

Does that count?

my desire to romantically fist your mother is beyond semantics.

Remember when Hideki said that Lucas is queen of trans or whatever
Well, recently after assassination he realized what his audience is

manabu namiki was always better anyways.

 

[CyrusKissFanClub]

I'm late to this thread and haven't read the entire thing. Please excuse my possible redundancy. I'm 30 pages in and there have been some remarks about the poor result of his vaginoplasty but no one has diagrammed the mess for the benefit of the confused. All of his "neo-anatomy" is wrong. Identifying the components of his "neo-vulva" is not straightforward because nothing looks like it should look. The women on this thread likely can make sense of what they are looking at but the men may be less so.

For reference, here is the anatomy of an average vulva. Of course, there is natural variation but the anatomical components are not so far from the norm that they can't be identified.

Spoiler: NSFW Anatomy of the vulva

I could only make sense of what I was looking at by referring to the images and video where he is masturbating with a dildo.

Spoiler: NSFW Neo-Vagina vs. Urethral Opening

Using the above image you can identify what the components are supposed to be.

Spoiler: NSFW Map of the neo-anatomy

The neo-clitoris lacks a hood and is thin and long. It projects like a thin finger and has no glans as such.

The thing that looks like a blown-out asshole is his urethral opening. Compare the appearance of the natal urethral opening above.

His neo-vaginal opening? It's invisible and is not hidden by labia but a fold in the skin of his perineum. His perineum extends completely over the neo-vaginal opening. The vaginal opening is normally visible from behind but in this case, is entirely obscured.

I can't accept that a man that isn't off his gourd on recreational drugs or alcohol and that has eaten vulva before looks at this mess and gives it the thumbs-up. Doing Lucas from behind would require maneuvering that never has to be performed with a natal woman. You would have to push his deformed urethral opening downwards and simultaneously push the perineal skin fold upwards even to see his neo-vagina. Once you get your (sad) penis into his inverted cock that perineal skin fold will push downwards on your dick over a narrow region. This wouldn't be a normal sensation.

He brags about this aesthetically and functionally inferior imitation.

 

[Tomie Ito]

Remember when Hideki said that Lucas is queen of trans or whatever
Well, recently after assassination he realized what his audience is
View attachment 3473404

https://twitter.com/Hideki_Naganuma/status/1545452340916133888?s=20&t=xHkriEWoxivjXlZF2tAVWA

This is the main core/pattern of how all trannies, such as our dear Lucas, function: disguise the abuse and grooming of children under the guise of “mUh rIghTs” and then immediately post their grimy faces to show how hawt and feminine they are.

 

[Eddie Bravo]

We've had people doxed by their pets, their window shapes, their preferred character to play as in Super Smash Bros., their purchases, and now, the reflection in their eye.

I'm shocked, impressed, petrified, mortified, and above all else, speechless. This has solidified my vote for Keffals as lolcow of the year because of all the work people have done. I cannot wait for someone to dox someone based on the patterns of wall paper and the way their grass was cut.

Some Kiwi Farmer actually doxed a dogfucker by identifying a table mat used in a tiny-ass ice cream parlor in buttfuck Cuba. It was some impressive detective work.

 

[Ekoro]

It's a little deeper than that Mister Funky Beats, but you've already supported these trannies. You're now their internet daddy until you screw up like everyone else that supported them.

 

[Raw Onion Enjoyer]

This is the main core/pattern of how all trannies, such as our dear Lucas, function: disguise the abuse and grooming of children under the guise of “mUh rIghTs” and then immediately post their grimy faces to show how hawt and feminine they are.

It's always word fuckery, by rights they mean privileges. For them the privilege is when someone has it better than them while all of their wants and desires are their rights. Which in turn then justify things such as violence if someone objects. Trannies are so fake and delusional that even words they use are just fake imitations.

 

[brazilsucksdick]

It's always word fuckery, by rights they mean privileges. For them the privilege is when someone has it better than them while all of their wants and desires are their rights. Which in turn then justify things such as violence if someone objects. Trannies are so fake and delusional that even words they use are just fake imitations.

their logic is that oppression = being disliked is unreal to me. Un fucking fathomable.

 

[ישמעאל]

I'm late to this thread and haven't read the entire thing. Please excuse my possible redundancy. I'm 30 pages in and there have been some remarks about the poor result of his vaginoplasty…

I thought I was on the fucking Tomlinson thread and was wondering when the fatass got an amhole attached to him