Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Neil said:
-k*w*f*rms (random tumblr and twitter troons)
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I love that they do this on twitter, K*w*F*RMS. Why? Well one day of memes in sneedchat, Null did this:
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The asterisk is now a hate symbol.
 
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CyrusKissFanClub said:
I can't accept that a man that isn't off his gourd on recreational drugs or alcohol and that has eaten vulva before looks at this mess and gives it the thumbs-up. Doing Lucas from behind would require maneuvering that never has to be performed with a natal woman. You would have to push his deformed urethral opening downwards and simultaneously push the perineal skin fold upwards even to see his neo-vagina. Once you get your (sad) penis into his inverted cock that perineal skin fold will push downwards on your dick over a narrow region. This wouldn't be a normal sensation.

He brags about this aesthetically and functionally inferior imitation.
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And just to add insult to the self-inflicted surgical injury, there would be 0 natural lubrication. So you'd have to do all that maneuvering while slathered with lube, and there would be no muscular action anywhere.

Dude's fucking deluded.
 
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CyrusKissFanClub said:
I'm late to this thread and haven't read the entire thing. Please excuse my possible redundancy. I'm 30 pages in and there have been some remarks about the poor result of his vaginoplasty but no one has diagrammed the mess for the benefit of the confused. All of his "neo-anatomy" is wrong. Identifying the components of his "neo-vulva" is not straightforward because nothing looks like it should look. The women on this thread likely can make sense of what they are looking at but the men may be less so.

For reference, here is the anatomy of an average vulva. Of course, there is natural variation but the anatomical components are not so far from the norm that they can't be identified.

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I could only make sense of what I was looking at by referring to the images and video where he is masturbating with a dildo.

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Using the above image you can identify what the components are supposed to be.

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The neo-clitoris lacks a hood and is thin and long. It projects like a thin finger and has no glans as such.

The thing that looks like a blown-out asshole is his urethral opening. Compare the appearance of the natal urethral opening above.

His neo-vaginal opening? It's invisible and is not hidden by labia but a fold in the skin of his perineum. His perineum extends completely over the neo-vaginal opening. The vaginal opening is normally visible from behind but in this case, is entirely obscured.

I can't accept that a man that isn't off his gourd on recreational drugs or alcohol and that has eaten vulva before looks at this mess and gives it the thumbs-up. Doing Lucas from behind would require maneuvering that never has to be performed with a natal woman. You would have to push his deformed urethral opening downwards and simultaneously push the perineal skin fold upwards even to see his neo-vagina. Once you get your (sad) penis into his inverted cock that perineal skin fold will push downwards on your dick over a narrow region. This wouldn't be a normal sensation.

He brags about this aesthetically and functionally inferior imitation.
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No wonder a lot of trans decide to keep their dick.
 
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Corn Flakes said:
And just to add insult to the self-inflicted surgical injury, there would be 0 natural lubrication. So you'd have to do all that maneuvering while slathered with lube, and there would be no muscular action anywhere.

Dude's fucking deluded.
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That face you make when Keffals saw your post and is going to tweet gloating about how he lets the puss from his open wound build up to us that as lubrication

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Tomie Ito said:
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This is the main core/pattern of how all trannies, such as our dear Lucas, function: disguise the abuse and grooming of children under the guise of “mUh rIghTs” and then immediately post their grimy faces to show how hawt and feminine they are.
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!! BARRING ME AND MY PENIS FROM WOMEN'S CHANGING ROOMS IS A VIOLATION OF MY HUMAN RIGHTS!!!!!
 
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CyrusKissFanClub said:
I'm late to this thread and haven't read the entire thing. Please excuse my possible redundancy. I'm 30 pages in and there have been some remarks about the poor result of his vaginoplasty but no one has diagrammed the mess for the benefit of the confused. All of his "neo-anatomy" is wrong. Identifying the components of his "neo-vulva" is not straightforward because nothing looks like it should look. The women on this thread likely can make sense of what they are looking at but the men may be less so.

For reference, here is the anatomy of an average vulva. Of course, there is natural variation but the anatomical components are not so far from the norm that they can't be identified.

View attachment 3473782

I could only make sense of what I was looking at by referring to the images and video where he is masturbating with a dildo.

View attachment 3473815

Using the above image you can identify what the components are supposed to be.

View attachment 3473829

The neo-clitoris lacks a hood and is thin and long. It projects like a thin finger and has no glans as such.

The thing that looks like a blown-out asshole is his urethral opening. Compare the appearance of the natal urethral opening above.

His neo-vaginal opening? It's invisible and is not hidden by labia but a fold in the skin of his perineum. His perineum extends completely over the neo-vaginal opening. The vaginal opening is normally visible from behind but in this case, is entirely obscured.

I can't accept that a man that isn't off his gourd on recreational drugs or alcohol and that has eaten vulva before looks at this mess and gives it the thumbs-up. Doing Lucas from behind would require maneuvering that never has to be performed with a natal woman. You would have to push his deformed urethral opening downwards and simultaneously push the perineal skin fold upwards even to see his neo-vagina. Once you get your (sad) penis into his inverted cock that perineal skin fold will push downwards on your dick over a narrow region. This wouldn't be a normal sensation.

He brags about this aesthetically and functionally inferior imitation.
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What in the actual fuck is even this whole post. Where the fuck has society gone that this post materializes.
 
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Shame.
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I’d say ghetto ass shirt, but the ghetto can make better shirts.
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Nothing much.
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These were deleted likely because Lucas admitted to faking DMs while claiming to not fake DMs.
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Who’s more rent free in Lucas Roberts’ head? Destiny or The Quartering?
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Neko GF said:
Going to re-upload this here. Just in case Lucas decides to ratio it:

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Thank you for that. I am at work so I can't properly archive the video at the moment. Harry does use a short clip of Lucas's livestream where he says he will groom the fuck out of any kids he comes across. Wouldn't surprise me that Lucas will falsely DMCA Sargon and his friends like he did Null.
 
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That face you make when Keffals saw your post and is going to tweet gloating about how he lets the puss from his open wound build up to us that as lubrication

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You ever read Little Gamers back in the day? This panel comes to mind:

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Spit is not a lubricant, and neither is stinkditch gunk.
 
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Slamerella said:
We've had people doxed by their pets, their window shapes, their preferred character to play as in Super Smash Bros., their purchases, and now, the reflection in their eye.

I'm shocked, impressed, petrified, mortified, and above all else, speechless. This has solidified my vote for Keffals as lolcow of the year because of all the work people have done. I cannot wait for someone to dox someone based on the patterns of wall paper and the way their grass was cut.
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Isaac/Cluniac (the troon who claimed responsibility for the DDOS attacks of the Byuuicide) was doxxed by mail barcodes.
 
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SaidNoOneEver said:
He's certainly getting all that attention he's been craving. I hope it was worth it.
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Luckily its going to backfire. I am a betting man and I am putting 5$ on the fact that right now, Lucas is at the same spot Jonathan Ross was a little after Metokur found em. Not quite blown up yet, but also the steam is surely building. We really are at the precipice of this LolCows arc.
 
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