Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

I was really hoping I’d get to put my railroad autism to good use. Maybe make an educated guess as to what line Keffals lives next to. Then match up when I hear the horn/engines in a livestream with timetables, GPS updates, or even a rail fan webcam.

But y’all niggas using the reflections in his eyes.

Damn.

Nothing is stopping you homie. Once autism starts it only stops when it wants.

 

[The Line]

I was really hoping I’d get to put my railroad autism to good use. Maybe make an educated guess as to what line Keffals lives next to. Then match up when I hear the horn/engines in a livestream with timetables, GPS updates, or even a rail fan webcam.

But y’all niggas using the reflections in his eyes.

Damn.

That would still be impressive!

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

I got the 1080p60 version of the quartering spat but where do I upload it here. Its over 550mb.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Nothing is stopping you homie. Once autism starts it only stops when it wants.

He’s already been doxxed though.

Maybe next time.

 

[AnOminous]

Zoomed in on reflection in eye, shows two poles/corners in a doorway

That level of severe autism has to be the most Kiwi Farms thing I've ever read.

That's a congratulation btw.

People have spent over a decade making fun of CSI* for doing this but a Kiwi just proved it's actually possible.

That's because they're dumb. Villiers de L'Isle-Adam did it in the 19th Century in a novel called Claire Lenoir.

And now it just got done in reality.

Also tfw murder investigators are lazier than a Kiwi Farmer trying to find a troon.

Golden replies, Lucas will 100% try to strike this video down:

I'm actually surprised at the harshness of these comments. Are the normies finally starting to have enough of the bullshit from these freaks?

 

[The Line]

He’s already been doxxed though.

Maybe next time.

there is not a conclusive keffals location doxx yet, it would not hurt

 

[AnOminous]

there is not a conclusive keffals location doxx yet, it would not hurt

It doesn't even really matter, other than the joy of pissing him off.

 

[Jack Scarefani]

"Jamie, pull up that clip!"

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The projection in that last video you posted..."nobody in your live has ever loved you". "You're not welcome here".

Lucas speaking from experience.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

there is not a conclusive keffals location doxx yet, it would not hurt

He’s in Canada, you’re not going to get any more precise than his apartment building without being gay. He lives with his ghoul ass boyfriend, the ghoul’s arm has been seen on stream recently.

 

[AsianChris]

OK, so the KF nicknames so far are:
-Kiwi Farms (original mispronounced nickname of Cwcki Forums)
-Fanfic Farms (Ethan Ralph)
-The fan forum (Ethan Ralph)
-Faggot Farms (Ethan Ralph)
-Broke Dick Farms (Ethan Ralph)
-Karen Farms (Digibro, Dick Masterson, Shadman('s fanbase), Ethan Ralph, Nick Fuentes)
-Fruit Ranch (Puppychan)
-MangoRanch (Lucas "Keffals" Roberts)

Any others?

honorable mention to
-k*w*f*rms (random tumblr and twitter troons)

Foxdicks/Foxdicks Farms (/cow/).

 

[AnOminous]

Foxdicks/Foxdicks Farms (/cow/).

You have to admit that as insults for us go, that's one of the better ones. The rest largely suck because they come from morons who don't even understand us.

"Foxdicks" is good because it actually reflects an understanding. /cow/ may not like us but it does understand who we are.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

[redacted lol]

 

[AsianChris]

You have to admit that as insults for us go, that's one of the better ones. The rest largely suck because they come from morons who don't even understand us.

"Foxdicks" is good because it actually reflects an understanding. /cow/ may not like us but it does understand who we are.

/cow/ is tsundere for KF.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

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Fuck, I’m about to watch a lot more Keffals than I’ve ever watched before. Anyone remember hearing a horn or rumble of a train in his stream?

Or I could go the other route and pretend to be an autistic girl.

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He says every few hours so that already tells me it’s a busy line but not *super* busy. Ofc now we have a pretty narrow location. There’s a Via station right outside the Yorkville Apartments, with two grade crossings bracketing the station (not sure if he lives in a No Horn Zone but probably doesn’t)

Here’s a video of a new Siemens Charger blowing its horn coming into town, so I bet we hear horns.

VIA Rail Siemens Charger Trainset In London

VIA Rail's new Charger trainset passing the Oxford and Clarke crossing in London, Ontario on a test run

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Video from just 7 days ago of a Via train leaving London. Unfortunately it’s an Inbound so we don’t see where Keffals probably lives, but you’ll see nearby buildings, like RBC Palace at the 1:10 mark.

Via Rail Train "London to Ingersoll" 2022-06-27

#viarail #train DISCLAIMER: At the Chatham-Kent station, a passenger sits beside me and starts to go on his phone to begin talk of some criminal activity, sp...

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Inbounds are 70, 72, 76, and 84.
Only outbound that passes through is 87 to Strathroy. Looks like the other trains switch direction at London.

They’re spaced a few hours apart, like he said. There’ll be interspersed CN freights too. CN does precision railroading (freight trains run on a predictable timetable like passenger trains) so someone who lives in the area could time it based on freight trains.

But this all hinges on being able to hear or see the trains go by. Has anyone heard the train during his recent streams?

Keep going you glorious autistic bastard.

 

[Corn Flakes]

I'm actually surprised at the harshness of these comments. Are the normies finally starting to have enough of the bullshit from these freaks?

Don't get your hopes up. It's the Lotus Eaters. It's not normies watching and posting those replies.

 

[Sammich]

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Bad political moves for 100.
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Nina Turner has been bridge burning ever since she got blown the fuck out in her last election. She's the worst of the worst of the progressive faggots, she's clawing for relevance. Also, she's fuckign stupid.

 

[zeezoo]

Fucking LMAO! Lucas isn't going to like this.
Best comment.

is that sargon? hope he gets involved with the shit flinging, we'd get an extra retard to watch

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

I was really hoping I’d get to put my railroad autism to good use. Maybe make an educated guess as to what line Keffals lives next to. Then match up when I hear the horn/engines in a livestream with timetables, GPS updates, or even a rail fan webcam.

But y’all niggas using the reflections in his eyes.

Damn.

Don't worry, my friend. You're on the Farms. We will all get many glorious chances to weaponize our autism.

 

[Calzaghe]

So once this fat fag runs out of content what are the odds Lucas makes an account here?

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Honestly, solid move from Quarter Pounder here. Rare W
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Lol no.
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Lucas acknowledges Ben for the third time or so lol.

Yes, he double posted. Anyway, please tell us all. Likely just bait.
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