DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Sup3r]

One of the funniest things Phil has ever posted. Doesn’t take care of any of his consoles, his computer, his laptop, his “office”, his audience, his finances. But you bet your sweet ass he’s got his begging tools locked and loaded. If it was anyone else, I’d assume it was bait, it’s so perfect in its tone deafness. Magical.

And because Phil is Phil, he does it in the laziest way possible and it fails on him regularly.

 

[Ruthless54]

Is global inflation Phil's final boss?

 

[john_g]

Phil....you don't have an income problem, you have a SPENDING problem.

no because that would be his fault, and we all know...everything correct and so on

this way he can blame it on his fans not giving him enough

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Is global inflation Phil's final boss?

Can’t get to the final boss when you’re on level 1

 

[EmpGulcasa]

The point is to get the subscriptions. Do you think Phil cares if 200 subs come from 1 person or 200 individuals?
It’s all revenue to the business baby

Organic growth to him either way.

 

[SomeBoyo]

we did it gamers, we hit 2 hours
Start: 10:50
Break: 12:54

 

[NursezillaX]

These membership goals are pointless when one person can just gift all of them. DSP expects people to keep up the fake number by giving more and more subs to randoms each month.

Not to mention that he cheaps out on them when they're reached. He disqualified getting 'authentic' BBQ for his Feasting With The Pig because it's too expensive and 'muh bills are due'. How is that the problem of anybody else but you? If you're asking for memberships to achieve a goal, I'd assume that any part of the reward that requires money should be covered by the money those memberships have earned you. Nah, though, that's 'long-term' money and because he's broke everyday, he can't pay for his meal up front and get the money back when he gets his YT check.

Fucking everything with this dude is half-assed and undelivered, and then he has the balls to tell at people when they ask what's up and tells them he doesn't ACTUALLY owe them anything. The shit that he promises apparently are just a bonus if he feels like doing it.

 

[Organized Derailment]

Beg tweet incoming.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Is global inflation Phil's final boss?

Phail would survive that with robust inflation-adjusted tips goals and spendthrifts like Phail excel at inflation since they SPEND SPEND SPEND money as soon as it gets in. Plus, if it gets extremely bad he could eventually wipe all his debts with just one tips goal. It's a mixed bag as Phail would say.

His final boss is a major internet outage.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Turning the Matthew Broderick crash into his life-threatening crash that burnt off half his face

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Who had "make it about himself" within 30 seconds on their bingo card?

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Phil may talk about himself more than any other human being on earth. Can anyone else think of a bigger narcissist in real life? Fictional characters excluded.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Biting fingernails at the first sight of a black woman lmao

 

[Dona Morte]

Why are they showing this?!
This is not her husband.
So he sayswhile making the first story entirely about himself.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Only reason I asked was thought I had a detractor neighbor

https://www.nytimes.com/2001/12/23/realestate/if-you-re-thinking-living-high-bridge-nj-steel-town-reborn-family-community.html

My father worked at British Leyland in Leonia back in the day. Before that he was on the river in Edgewater at the acrchaic Ford warehouse.

ahh, yeah a lot of the small towns in bergen and passaic can be considered "Mayberry" heh.

so yeah this is unwatchable, 2 mins in the first video which he's telling some story about how he was on an expressway or parkway but not a highway and he overcompensated so his car ping pong so his face burned with rotted flesh because his airbag had the highground.

Funny cause I walked away when he somehow made Abe/Kojima story which is some stupid blue check politician did what they do on twitter because some small nothing news station in Iran made a comment linking the two is just like DSP (who got the story completely wrong SHOCKING I know) getting made fun of for playing games badly and being a shit head so people need to be accountable for what they say on the internet...he doesn't see the irony.

Cleaned my kitchen and he still didn't start the first video.

between the two stories, seriously, how long till "DSP the committed"? Or at the very least a cameo on one of those body cam youtube channels "crazy rambling man in Fred Myer tased"

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

Lmao he is reacting to this documentary and a teenager killed someone, Phil huge brain take was that she was able to get a gun because "we live in America", apparently in the US teenagers can buy guns according to this retard, these are the lowest IQ and boring reaction videos anyone could watch.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I would put money on there being no other vehicle involved in his accident. He wasn't paying attention, went off the road, then invented some other phantom driver to blame for it.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I would put money on there being no other vehicle involved in his accident. He wasn't paying attention, went off the road, then invented some other phantom driver to blame for it.

Honestly him being scared so much of some driver for driving fast on a highway that he crashed into the guard rail makes him seem worse than him just crashing into the guard rail because he dozed off for a moment.

 

[UaineRunei]

Phil may talk about himself more than any other human being on earth. Can anyone else think of a bigger narcissist in real life? Fictional characters excluded.

Don't forget he listens to "his" songs during the breaks as well. He cannot stop listening to his own voice.

 

[Xenomorph]

lmao you know he bought one of these fake diplomas cause he had to fake passing to dear old pa burnelli